





This is a good question, but my answer is going to be a bit odd.
This is the not-so-weirdest question that she DIDN'T ask me, but asked others.
30 years ago, I was in love with a beautiful blonde whom I very much wanted to marry. She dumped me in January 1992 and I've been devastated ever since.
About 2 months later, we were talking and she had mentioned that she'd ask previous boyfriends "What would you do if I got pregnant?"
I was surprised and asked her "How come you never asked me that?"
She said, "Because I always knew what the answer was."
You see:
1. She was a virgin and didn't want to do it until she got married.
2. I was madly in love with her and agreed to that - I wanted to marry her anyway and I could wait. We went to a nerd STEM college anyway, so not many opportunities for sex for guys who far outnumbered women. She knew I was always in love with her.
3. She knew that I was good with kids and would have supported her no matter what. She almost certainly knew that I would have married her simply out of love and not because I had to.
Did she ever say why she dumped you?
Sorry💛💛
That's OK. You did nothing wrong and it is what it is. That was a long time ago and we are different people in many ways now. She was 23 and dumped me just before turning 24. I had just turned 29; it was her mother's 50th birthday. The last I saw her was when I visited her in August 1993 and the last 2-way communication was in early 1997. She got married in June 1999 I believe. I moved on but I never recovered. I got married in 2001, but it's not the same.
I was trying to reconnect with a girl I had dated when she lived closeby but had later moved much farther away. I had not seen her in a few years and the feelings had subsided but I thought maybe they could be reignited. I visited her for a weekend and the visit was okay but not superlative. Apparently, her perception of what was happening was a bit different.
I called her a few days after I returned home. There wasn't any discussion of love or affection or do you want to keep seeing each other and let's things develop. Quite abruptly, she asked me, "so, when you move down here, will you buy a house for us to live in?"
I was so stunned that I didn't know how to reply. A few days later, I sent her a Dear John letter
Oh wow, yeah you dodged bullet there
My eyes have this weird trait where they look brown but also have a hazel hue. I was out on a coffee date with this guy I met on okcupid. He clearly noticed it and when he did he put his face right up to mine and asked me “are your eyes hazel or brown?” I was creeped out but stayed a while longer to be polite. He did himself in not even ten minutes later when he grabbed a strand of my hair and smelled it. I told him after that I wasn’t that interested and left.
I ALWAYS pay my own way on dates for this reason, so that if I don’t have any further interest in the guy I don’t have to feel like shit about him paying
If I wanted to see his semen under a microscope. He told me he just bought a microscope so I was like 'oh that's cool!' and he asked me what I wanted to see underneath, so I said that I had no idea and then he asked if I wanted to see his semen under a microscope. He was a weird dude.
Omg no he didn't🤦🏼♀️ lolol
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One guy asked me if I would get angry if he chose to drink his coffee out of a straw.
Lolol why? Lol
He thought I might be embarrassed by his irregular behaviours
What would you say if I was married? LOL
😂😂 omg really? What was your response:
Mine would a been=🚪🏃♀️🏃♀️
I said well I am not looking for someone who is married or get shot in my sleep lol
Hahahahaha 🤣
Looking for a wife don't mean someone else's
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Maybe she was polly like yourself... oh wait.. that's pollyanna Ha
Uhh yeah no poly here.. But if you still have her contact info you could set her up with the dude that keeps losing about his married neighbor🤣🤣🤣
*posting
Great read. I enjoyed reading it
Well said
I met a girl from a dating app. It was really casual at first. Went through the basics and then after we went to drink with some of my homies at a pool hall. One of my boys started checking her out and he asked me she was my chick and I told him straight up that I just met her online and she's fair game basically. They talked a bit then came over to my table holding hands. I was like oh wow that was quick. So like I said it was casual at first until she out of nowhere ask me if I was busy the following night. I was thinking.. "WTF, why would she ask me that now?"
I told her I was just gonna chill at home to detox and recuperate from all the beer and blow my body was infused with. Well, just as my words escaped my mouth she asked me flat out...
WILL YOU WATCH MY KIDS FOR ME so me and what's his name can go out together?
She told me she had no money and if I'd them for her for free. 🤣🤣🤣
Wow that's crazy lolol
Did you babysit? 🤣
Hell no lmao
Would you sleep with my sister?
apparently her previous guy had been doing both of them, without either knowing.
I do not know if my answer of No was the right answer or not lol.
I think you needed both sisters to get a decent IQ level.
lovely girl but unless it was fashion related or Vampire Diaries (or some other series), then she was not interested and knew nothing about it.
Also I had to make all the decisions, I had a week of it and felt the urge to scream.
Even though her sister was not a twin, she was exactly the same.
I could very well see why the previous boyfriend was able to have both.
Sorry this doesn't answer you question but there used to be a show named Family Feud, Richard Dawson was MC. The format was set up to have two sides each a fellow family member. Dawson would ask a question like "what beverage is consumed the most in your household". Each family member would answer w/o any other family knowing what the answers will be. On one show that never made it to network TV he asked, "what is the weirdest place you've ever 'done it' . Now each family member needs to answer what they wrote down and all the family members Dad, Mom, two siblings had answers like back seat, hotel lobby, whatever until it gets to the last family member, a teenage girl said, 'In da butt" . I think it's on Youtube
That was the Newlywed Game.
https://youtu.be/4XM5hbS7GlU
I haven't dated in so long. The last date that stuck out to me for off the wall questioning besides the way he dressed, was just before I met my late husband. This weido asked if I shaved, what dimensions were my who ha, do I least wash myself daily things kept getting worse. So I excused myself never to return, total creep factor 🤪
Omg lol
I know totally weird,& for whatever reason that question has been etched in my brain 😄
Asked to drink my blood saying was only way she could truly experience me inside her. We were alone in a warehouse outside boulder I was living in myself with two floors a dock and my Harley Davidson!! Had much fun with that shit at night with nobody for miles! Had huge party's!# wanted a real donkey show I remember but had trouble finding donkey! What a let down! Got a girl. No donkey! WTF. Told ya I had amazing life and got stories for hours that all are true. But you won't believe any could be. It's still being made people. So come see the truth yourself before I die or cripple myself beyond repair finally. Admittedly am even dumber than average male. So luck is why I still get chances at excellence at my old age of 44. Luck and being so lucky my whole life is why I am not a vegetable as I should be today. Don't deserve actually deserve opposite. Is no justice motherfucker so ha ha! Suck it! Seacrest out!! Fuck that's funny someplace.
I do apologize. I went on rant last night and lost track of point of writing. Truly sorry and can only hope this doesn't make you feel I must be a crack head or whatever. I'd get over it easy but still you deserve better so sorry I'm here to fix my best. Seems no editing option. So gonna so wrong way but think is only option. Addmitedly have no love for or knowledge of how this crap works. Never wanted to know as I hate this crap.
So am going to move down one and complete story of vampires in hippyland by stupid human who lacks faith today
Was living in warehouse outside Boulder. Was empty in two floors with garage door of glass on back side looking out at fields and power plant with lake between it and me. Was beautiful! Odd to say of place I worked at 8 years. But before we ruined it it really was perfect for 30 year old Harley rider with not a lot in common with the locals and looking to fit in someplace. Hopefully it would be here as beautiful and appealing this place is to a rider from up state no place. My awesome friend/boss took out to meet lady's as I was on the mend from 10+ year relationship. Hence my living arrangements. So I meet a tall blonde girl who seems interested and I got no game at all. Was with first girl so long never learned to date or how to pick up signs from lady's even. So was screwed if this girl was as scared and gameless as I.
After a date or 2 I remember feeling that I clearly was ok to try and move forward with her with little fear of miss reading her and trying to do something she was not looking for me to do. Am still terrified of lady's. Always have been. Spent near entire life with two. So not much education happening. So me, rocky the guard dog, and my only conquest since 8th grade are in my bed with this crazy bright moon light pooring over us through new door of glass. And sparks begin to fly! Moments later she says to me I need to drink your blood to truly experience you inside me. Now I'm a farm kid is my 2nd year as my own issue and have has one lady in my life. Instantly I realized stay cool and talk let's figure out WTF is happening here I clearly heard that wrong. So I'm like excuse me while nibbling on her shoulder. See speaks up And again requested I let her bite my neck so she can truly find out who I am by consuming my blood. I laughed and told her the truth of it is no chance but is due to my extreme fear of needles or vien related stuff. I laughed and got her to laugh with me so not to cause her to feel dad at all. ( really do have this fear. Is even worse now from all the fake parts Dr keeps installing) She then tells me most have a guardian angel who she can pick up sometimes. But I have near an army who fallow me and do thier best to prevent myself from destruction. And because of this crowd she sees with me is why she first was into me and once closer to my mob she needed my blood to figure out next thing as to why so many were with a guy who had no clue I was popular with dead folk. Sadly I gotta be real and end this telling y'all off to sleep I went as fast as I could. Waking and riding her home in morning with nothing to add to story cause nothing happened.
Saw her once more and is when I discovered that my boss/ friend was a swinger. Never meet or thought of before. This girl and friend were his extra martial activities. But I don't know this for a couple hours more. At this point am at his place directly above my ex. Is how we meet. So I'm above my true love with two lady's and a buddy who all are hoping to see my penis shortly. The girls are dancing all sexy together! Undressing! And I realize my ex just walked in below and this is weird at the least. Disrespectfull at most. Then bosses wife sits in my lap with little skirt. This girl was hot and I definitely hoped to be in this spot some day! She whispers in my ear what they had talked about and hoped for all day unbeknownst to me. And I sat still stunned, excited, confused, but last I felt hurt and pissed that for a couple weeks now I've been the fool and worse yet my boss had been thinking and discusing my penis and clearly wanted to watch it violate his girl! Fuck that!!! I got up and walked to bike being as loud as possible as I burned rubber for 2 blocks being possitive all heard my frustration so when explained itd all make sense. I told shop own what up asking permission to beat the tar from Carl the dirty prick. Explaining I'm old school guy with no desire for that lifestyle and needed permission to make Carl an example so this was easier to avoid now. And Carl needed taught why you never hope to see your biker friends dick, in his wife or not don't matter is never ok. So I pushed him into box truck and commenced to marking him up good so everyone sees for longtime don't put Ernie in such places with out risking a beating. He was first to act as everyone see this. Is why you should not make ernie feel unsafe or like a pawn. Cause I'm very old school. Still am. Very respect driven with honor and a belief that doing right by those in life with ya and expect same from them was new concept here. But a disired one by owner and many other transplants.
Best of all meet best friend I've had in life at this time. Kid was full of everything I wished we all were. But hated eachother in beginning. He was a skater kid, listening to rap and everything I avoid. But one night at cattacombs I noticed two guys talk shit of my coat as passing so jumped on a shot to be a country kid yet again so soon! So up stairs we went to get outside and destroy eachother! Well 2 became 5 when arriving out side. And with zero hesitation I said great letts dance! And made what I believe was the one and only punch if fight right away. However instantly after I found that 5 was to many. Hadn't thought this out and now had no time to reprepare I got fists connecting so often sounds like 20 guys are just pounding the back of my skull. I tried to stick one with knife being on side being unfairly beaten here but somehow one saw it coming and knife went flying. Suddenly I see Brandon and all 5 ft 4 of him is at top of stairs and had me by my collar draging me out from under with one fist back alone and fucked from start the guy did what needed to be done to save my dum ass with no care for the beating he surly was to get as well. Was truly one of most beautiful things I ever saw!
Instantly once out from under pile I got to my feet and the two of us were back where we wanted to be whole time. We defeated our first challenge and it was I good one with 2 on 5! I lost both shoes. We looked so beat up a cop pulled us over on way home 10 mins later. He literally said we obviously had already had one Hell of a time so he drove in front of us to my place making sure we got inside. Was only time the like Ever occurred. Next morning everyone at work discovered I was nuttier that a squirrel turd! And Brandon found exactly what he'd been serchin for just didn't know till now. I was lumped up very well. One black eye and a misshapened head to boot! Yet felt best ever and had only great things to say of getting shit kicked out of me!
Very wow if your a month off the farm where nothing similar ever occurred. Was 21 when I ate Mexican food first time. Was crazy to find out about the real world with so little experience. That was year 2000 by the way. And even today I have reluctantly dated 4 girls total, somewhat due to above experience. Welcome to the jungle baby!
So many years ago. A girl asked me “How come I dont care about making money?“ I said its not important to me.
She left in less then 5 minutes after asking that question.
Dodged a bullet
I say so
Dodged a giant leech too !!
I met a woman for a lunch date and she told me all of her problems. She said she is seeing a Psychologist and trying to sort out her issues. She told me everything and I listened. I didn't say one word on that date. After about 90 minutes, she stood up, and asked me what my problem was? I told her I didn't know. Then she walked away. The sad thing is I called her for a second date, even though I thought she was craz, y because she was pretty. It never happened.
That was probably a good thing tho
I suppose you could call it a first date. It was the first and LAST time I fucked a friend's wife. We were in bed, naked, and she had seen my penis, erect, and she asked if I was circumcised ! I could not believe it, she had been fucked by a few men besides her husband and I could not believe she did not recognize a circumcised penis from an uncircumcised one. I THINK her husband many have not been circumcised.
Hummm... I can't recall any particular question that I didn't like. I do recall someone being a bit too business-like in her questions and that was a bit annoying.
Yeah feel like it's more an Inquisition than a date😂
So I'm going to answer this purely 2020/2021 Covid style! lol, So I've been asked out for a date by a work colleague who we've only communicated on Microsoft teams for the last 18 months, she asked whether we could meet up in a beer garden once restrictions are lifted. Now nothing weird with the question but the fact that it's taken so much time to arrange a date despite technically working in the same office (pre working from home), makes it a weird question to me.
She asked me if I'd like to come along and meet her ex husband's mother who she was friends with, with her ex husband in the room at the time. Talk about awkward.
Omg yeah that's really awkward lolol
"How many times have you fucked on a first date?"
To which i replied..."not enough times for you to feel confident!"
🤣🤣🤣 loved your reply ❤️👍🤣
Had a date ask me if I was gay because I showed no attraction to her. I told her it was because she was a shitty person and the more she talked the more evil she sounded.
Yeah why do some women use that he must be gay if a guy isn't into them... I only ever asked one guy if he was gay but that was cuz my daughter saw him and his friend who was opportunity gay snack each other's ass and kiss, and some of the other stuff he'd say, well asked if he was bi not gay lol
*openly
*smack not snack LOL although these days could a been snack🤢 lolol
are you up to being filmed doing a lesbian 3some and maybe a 4some
That was the weirdest and that was 3 months ago
Yikes!!
I was asked.
Have I ever been with a prostitute? And I responded with, "No, Why have you ever been one?"
Hahaha🤣
What was her reply?
Her exact words were "How dare you insinuate I was a prostitute?"
I'm not usually one for pointing out double standards, but in that instance, I didn't really have much of a choice.
We argued, or rather she argued, followed by her storming out of the restaurant we had only just met at, and I ended up eating alone.
I had the Filet of beef chaseur, and very nice it was too.
Yeah double standards are a pet peeve of mine too... See, I would a answered with humor, like "you'll find out when you get my bill at the end of the evening" 🤣
Touché Now why do I feel like I'm being cast for a modernised version of Pretty Woman?
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A girl asked me if I'd mind if she shaved my balls on our first date.
We dated for quite a while...
That was ballsy🤣
Mine are shaved
Him - "How are you in bed?"
Me - "That's none of your business."
Some people🤦🏼♀️
So inappropriate. He obviously never found out how I am in bed LOL.
See guys going too quick out the gate never get to the finish line. You'd think more guys would get that
It wasn’t a date per se, but an old ex met me at his sister’s wedding. When I told him I had done some charity work for an Indian Rez, his first question was if I’d done peyote while I was there. I just said no.
One woman asked me if I wanted to join her in the ladies' room.
Lolol did you? 🤣
"Tell me how you got this scar?" as she was holding my hands, and noticed one.
That's not so weird
He asked me if I got poo stuck in my hair when I wipe my ass, because it's so long. Disgusting right? I didn't have a response I was dumb founded at his ignorance
Omg that's crazy lolol
I once had a girl keep asking me about whether or not my wife knew we were on a date. I'm not married.
🤣🤣 maybe she was lololol
She told me that she had just broken up with a long-term boyfriend, so maybe she was really married/engaged? All I know is that I definitely dodged a bullet with the way that whole situation worked out. She told me that she wasn't looking for dating, which was fine, but I don't understand why we couldn't keep seeing each other and keep it casual. I was at a point in my life where I would have been happy to just have casual sex.
Casual Sex may be better than nothing, but it'll never be as good as the real deal
She asked how much money I had and then I just told her I wasn't interested cause usually that just means they're in it for the money
Yeah could she a been anymore obvious. But hey better to find that out right away
She asked me if I was into witchcraft and she confessed to me that she practiced it. This was a first date by the way. After that never did online dating ever again.
Yeah there's some crazies on the internet
I had a girl ask how big I was. That was really strange and make for a awkward time. I laughed it off and just told her maybe some day she will find out.
Yeah that's a little much a little soon lol
Is that a dig. “Little much”. ☺️ So is that a question you ask on a third date?
Oh oops no it wasn't... Pun was completely unintentional
Lol I was only kidding. It was all fun
Thanks 😊🤣
That would be " would you beat up my ex boyfriend, if I give you " something in return" ( we all know what )?"
Oh yeah, I forgot to write my response.
I asked if he did something wrong.
Her response was that he broke up with her, and broke her heart.
Turns out that he broke up with her, because she cheated on her.
Omg... How did you respond to that? Lol
So, in the end, no second date. And I, obviously, didn't beat up the guy.
God some people be crazy tho
She asked, “would you ever fuck a girl while her little sister watched? And would it make you harder?” I responded, “are you asking and good lord how old is your younger sister?”
Omg, really? How young was her sister? Man, I shouldn't of posted this question. I already said forget dating these days, but some these replies, 😱😱
Not old enough.. I’ll just say that.
Omg that's just fucking wrong what is wrong with people
Should I bring my gun or my co worker? I said bring your gun. Still brought her co worker and got pissy when I refused to pay for her co workers food. Worst 1st date ever
Yeah that's crazy
A girl once straight-up asked me how big was my dick. I was confused. I told her "it would disappoint you." She insisted I tell her anyway. I did. I probably shouldn't have.
I have to have a first date. Most people I have met, have just talked casual. Or in some cases, they were ready to get it on, as soon as I started talking to them. Talk about complicated.
I really can't recall, and that's probably a good thing.
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Weirdest question i was asked by a date was : You are not a GAG member, are you? (as in Girlsaskguys GAG)
My response: No, what the heck is that?
OMG must have been blonde. I know at least two blondes that are going to get me for this commit
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I'm not spending too much of your money, am I? I responded by saying no, It is the man's responsibility to pay for his date.
Aww but that wasn't weird. Shows she didn't want to come off as a gold digger just looking for a free meal
She was somebody I knew in high school. Four or five years after we graduated we went out a few times. She asked me why I never asked her out in high school because she really wanted me to.
Your tits are huge do you suck your own nipples when you masturbate? Same guy later told me his friends told him I was cool and he asked if we should fuck now or wait till after dinner.
Omg🙈
I don’t know if it’s even the weirdest thing. Lots of guys have said lots of stuff to me. Guys think I’m just one of the guys and so don’t watch what they say around me.
It was not a date, but the weirdest question asked by a boy was to let him watch me pee.
That's quite strange
Uhh yeah that's weird
Did u allow
@whatsthereinname No! Never!
They asked me what did I think of their ex boyfriend and talked about how great they were
Yeah that's not cool 😎
It has been such a long time since I dated, I don't really remember. Must not have been anything too weird if I don't remember! :-)
That's good!
Good question. Hard to answer... okay let's try... question was "Would you show me how small you are?"... though on... later we went home and she found out
First Date? I'd think that's too soon
We were chatting before for a while
I am too silly to ask a million questions. I usually allow her to talk. Being in sales, I have learned people will tell you everything without you uttering a word.
How often do you fold the toilet paper when you whipe your ass!
I said "twice"
🤣🤣 why did anyone think that's a good first date question🤣
She asked if I wanted kids, on a first date with her ex's baby at hand.
🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ lolol
I was asked for permission to be jacked off into a specimen cup
On a first date? Wtf
I allowed it
You might just have a kid running around it there you don't know about
*out
Couldn't turn down orgasm
It was more of a rhetorical observation - "My- you are rambunctious tonight."
It's so long since I've been on a date. I don't remember what they asked
Wanna seem in a black dress, let me show you pic😂😂
Just why...
See me*
She just wanted to show you pics of herself sounds like
I've never been on a date
* crickets *
Lololol
Hehehe
What's your credit score?
Wow on a first date? That's kinda ballsy
I once asked this guy how many girls he’d fuxked like 9 messages after we started texting.
Can you swim? I heard black people can't swim
Wow, nothing like stereotyping🙄 how did you reply lol
I said bye and left the restaurant. As i was leaving he said where you going and I said find another black woman to research our behaviors, I'm not the one.
It was so strange and out the blue how he asked and like his third question about us. That was just the final straw
Never was asked weird questions.
That's good!
Do you know how to make toast
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Honestly, he didn’t ask me anything weird.
That's good👍🙂
@Brainsbeforebeauty yep, nothing strange in our discussions at the beginning of our relationship.
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If I can fit my fist in my mouth.
Omg how did you respond?
😂😂
Lol I only dated my wife so I don’t know why some people date new people all the time. I mean why not just make smart choices and only date somebody your confident in that it will work?
Let me clarify, before I “dated” my wife, I would flirt around with a bunch of girls including wife and after flirting around I learnt that I would like the girl I married even before I dated. So I only dated her after flirting and that’s why I ended up not wasting my time. So my point is before you date somebody at least flirt around and try to get a better idea in your mind so you don’t waste your time dating dating random people.
Do you like giving oral? and I laughed
😂😂
"how often do you manscape?"
On the first date?
Man after this question today, I don't think I'll ever go on a date🤣
I'm serious, have you read some of these replies... 😱🙈 Lol
Yeah think might use some of these for a mytake on questions not to ask on first date🤣
Never been in such a situation
That's good
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