What was the most absurd or unsettling question anyone asked you on a first date?

[exitseven]

This question was inspired by @BullShark.

I had a first date with somebody. I invited her to my place and I cooked her dinner. Whenwe were sitting she looked at me and asked me if I was looking to fall in love.

[ArtemisSilver]

I had a very blunt Asian lady ask if I like being fat. I then ended up giving her a mini ted talk about why Europeans tend to get fatter much more easily, and mentioned the epigenetics of having a grandparent who was exposed to starvation.

Obviously I enjoy good food a little too much and need to hit the gym more too but there's so many factors in weight, it's not really a preference.

In any case, she seemed to like the explain well enough to ride me like a mechanical bull later hehe.

[MCheetah]

"Can you pick me up and carry me in your arms, like a baby?"

She didn't say it, but it was implied she had never been with a guy as physically strong as me (I'm about 300 pounds) and all her exes were light and/or weak. So it was like a minor fetish/fantasy to her. She was a 5'11", 200 pound busty blonde. I did it. Her weight isn't all that heavy, but whatever. That was kinda weird.

[jennifer_bloom]

A guy asked me why I liked him and I did not want to answer because I thought my reasons would not make sense to him and I did not want to say it. Basically, I thought he was the guy God wanted for me cause we ran into each other after I prayed for a lover, could not say that to him.

[exitseven]

good call.

[Aerissa_Jade]

I was asked if I killed anyone on a first date... I said no, but I've beat the shit out of a former lover for cheating on me.

How's that for putting the fear of cheating into someone?

[exitseven]

I would be really turned on at that point.😂😂😂

[MCheetah]

"I've beat the sh*t out of a former lover for cheating on me."
Did he pay you afterwards or was that one on the house?

[Aerissa_Jade]

@MCheetah He paid me by calling the police on me.

[MikeInHawaii]

People tend to do that after you beat them up.

[Aerissa_Jade]

@MikeInHawaii Well yeah but now he has a rep of being a wimp and got beat up by a girl, lol... and I have no criminal record from it either, few years of doing good and some classes and all charges dropped.

Technically had he not tried to stop me from vandalizing his car, he would not of been beat up, his car would of been... and that probably would be on my record, so good thing he got in the way. 😂

[MikeInHawaii]

Now if a man had been vandalizing her car and beating up a woman for cheating…

[Aerissa_Jade]

@MikeInHawaii I didn't get to touch his car though, and since no real damage was done to him, I think that makes some difference. A man pulling his full strength into hitting someone does more damage than more women do... but your right, the system is so screwed up. A white person would of probably got community service instead of what I got.

[MikeInHawaii]

A man hitting a woman probably would do more damage. But let’s say I had gone up and sucker punched Mike Tyson in his prime. And let’s say he responded by putting some of my teeth and pieces of my jaw bone into orbit.

Mike Tyson can do a lot more damage to me than I can do to a woman. Is that his fault if I was the first to use violence? Or, if I’m keying his car, should I expect him to ask me to “Please, stop” when he’s plainly capable of stopping me?

[Aerissa_Jade]

@MikeInHawaii It is here, there have been guys that egged on someone else to throw the first punch then beat the shit out of them, they end up being charged with excessive force because you can only legally use enough force to stop the attack. You cannot use more force than the bare minimum required, regardless of who started it.

I've seen cases where the aggressor who started it turns into the victim and the victim gets charged for excessive force.

Same concept though if someone has broken bones, bruised all over or just looks normal after the fact. While it is assault to slap someone on the face, they aren't going to get the same sentence as someone who beats the shit out of someone.

You aren't defending cheaters are you?

[MikeInHawaii]

I’m not defending cheaters. I’ve had women cheat on me. I didn’t beat any of them up.

If you killed an attempted rapist that would be okay. And, what did the guy’s car have to do with anything?

[TrueConfection]

I was on a first date with a guy who half way through the date asked, "Do you want me to spank you?" I said, "Oh, that would be lovely!" Erm... No I didn't. The rest of the evening was awkward silence. No 2nd date obviously.

[exitseven]

hahahahha You sort of had me fooled a littel.😂😂😂😂

[TrueConfection]

🤣🤣🤣🤔

[MTC29]

"How many children would you like to have? I'd like to have three or even four."

What TF? Four brats? That's a million bucks coming out of my pocket. I don't want any brats at all.

Needless to say, there was no second date.

[MikeInHawaii]

I think a million is a conservative estimate!

[BullShark]

Personally for me, the most absurd question a girl even asked me on a date was "do you believe in djinns?" aka supernatural demonic entities.

I mean truthfully speaking, I have had some run ins and experience with those beings on occasion, but that's still a pretty random question to ask someone on a first date lol.

[RobT312]

“Do u want kids and where do you want to settle down?…I don’t want to waste time”

I was just not in that mind set in my early 20’s so I didn’t waste her time and never called her again. No sex for me that night either 🤣

[AviatorTom]

On our first date, after we had dinner together, she asked me if I wanted to go back to her place, or go to a bar and meet her friends. Of course I picked her place.

[maximumpower]

"How much do you make?"

Without missing a beat I named some low ball number.

Date ended early and I never heard from her again. I was heartbroken. (yeah - right.)

[MikeInHawaii]

How much I make or anything that sounds like a credit check…

[Sparkie460]

It's been so long since I was on a first date. I don't remember how it went

[BeachMe]

Let me guess how much you weigh?

[exitseven]

hahahahaha I wish I had thought of that.

[msc545]

She asked "how old are you really" when she already knew.

[MikeInHawaii]

Is that worse than answering “Is that all?” with a startled voice?

[Avicenna]

Whether I would convert to Islam

[exitseven]

@Avicenna I went out with this girl I went to high school with. The first time I went to her house we were in the kitchen and her mother looked at me and asked me what religion i was.

[MikeInHawaii]

Did you answer Satanist?

[Avicenna]

@exitseven: That would freak me out

[Jamie05rhs]

I don't remember lol. My last date was 10 years ago. (That was the girl who turned me off of women.)