Is this a good opener for tinder or does it suck?

[Anonymous]

Me: Uh oh, this isn’t good
Her: Why?
Me: My doctor says I should stay away from snacks, yet here I am talking to you

It’s good

Don’t ever

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+1 y

Please don’t vote if you’re over the age of 30 because you probably won’t understand the pun

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+1 y

Apparently it sucks. A really cute girl unmatched me as soon as I said this 😒

[Lauren-green]

I mean, every single line you say on tinder, I would be willing to bet the girl has heard it already so

[Asker]

Probably not this one. I came up with this on my own