How would you feel about your SO describing their bowel movements to you?

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For example:“omg i just took the biggest shit in my life it looked like cow’s poop ” 😂😂

dustybiker · Accepted Answer

My friends used to say “I raised the water in the toilet bowl.” Really? Good to know.
I had a dog with EPI. Pancreatic disease. It was a strong sign of how he was doing day to day, so I’m used to talking about poop for years on EPI forums.
More to question. Family doesn’t bother me. Go for it. Do your best.

KelleyNice · Accepted Answer

I don't want to see this type of disgusting vulgar questions. Asking the question and exposing a girl my age is rude and inconsiderate. I can block you but I can't block everyone that ask vulgar questions. Therefore, GAG needs to establish a way to block all such questions from view.

ChrisWaters · Accepted Answer

After being married it doesn't bother me. She used to use the toilet sitting right beside me while I shaved.
If another guy started telling me about his shit I would probably pull the truck over and make him walk.

matchrestore · Accepted Answer

I'm down with it if its describing the symptoms of something where the information is helpful to understand how their illness is progressing/regressing, etc. But I don't need to know on a day to day basis.

On_cloud_wine · Answer

One guy told me he had yo take a $h! t, that it felt like a turtle head was poking out of his butt!

TransAm85 · Answer

Wait til u get married. There's more to come than just discussing how u took a shit! One time I got so drunk at a Tom Petty concert and the port o potties were full, so he had to cover me while I squatted behind one. Then I puked. lol

Apple1996 · Answer

Oh I'd love that! Nothing more funny then talking about poop

xHoneyxBeex · Answer

I also used to think things like that were awkward and disgusting too... until I started living with a man and now I'm married and conversations like this are a regular occurrence. 😂

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

However gross she can be, I can be worse. I think she's probably too scared to take me on :D For example.. What's brown and sits on a wall.. Humpty Dump!

JustinTheGreat · Answer

My husband and I do that all the time lmaooo. That’s how you know you’re really comfortable with each other haha. Especially if you get to the point where you can poop in front of each other

Flower7 · Answer

I would be extremely grossed out by that and might even feel less attracted to him as a result of it.

Sun_Kim-Ai · Answer

She does all the time, and it's fine. That's what it means to be married after all. We even keep talking as she's sitting on the toilet.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Trust me I think guys are more open about bowel movements than girls and are somewhat shy about their bowel movements, if this is making you uncomfortable then tell him

Kaamraj · Answer

If a girl every said something like that to me than I'd be alarmed as it means she's grown too comfortable.

Smashingdoozy · Answer

When my IBS flares up my bfs yelling like "are you okay that sounds rough" 😂

20yearsolder · Answer

It wouldn't bother me at all, very little grosses me out

Vendela · Answer

I don't mind. He doesn't just randomly tell me that but if he isn't feeling well and I ask questions, I get answers! It's called be comfortable with one another, a great feeling actually.

FilmGuy93 · Answer

I don't have any interest in knowing the kind of loaves my girl's ass pinches off. That being said, if she told me, I would probably laugh.

possumpi26 · Answer

I had an ex who used to do this too... That's why he's an ex now, revolting bastard. 🙄

SamIam96 · Answer

There are more interesting subjects. Everybody poops, tho.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Lol I would never say something like that. But if she did, I would probably think it was funny. But that's just because I'm immature and I think everything is funny. Haha

AviatorTom · Answer

If that's something my SO wants to tell me, I'd politely listen to her. Then, I might laugh.

Billlewis · Answer

I love it when the woman I'm serving describes her bowel movements in vivid detail, and if she's had a large meal recently, she'll almost always release an impressive quantity of excrement.

RebeccaBITex2000 · Answer

If you two are that comfortable with each other, who cares

The_Naughty_Guy · Answer

I would tell her right away to not discuss that shit with me.

Andres77 · Answer

Keeping track is good. There's a level of detail is a bit much.

scooogy · Answer

My best female friend took it even further than that once, but I stopped her right there. It was just disgusting.

EaterPeter · Answer

It happens, not comfortable yet, potty humor has its place and time. A friend of mine served few people with big fake piece of turd on dinner plate.

Wise4myage · Answer

That's a guy thing and it shouldn't go beyond that.

dolemite89 · Answer

id tell her this just isn’t going to work out between us 😝 i don’t care if a girl farts and poops around me but that’s just gross 😂

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

“Oh no bro, who just jizzed? AHHEUGH HYUAAH HA eeeughlg”

888theGreat · Answer

I bet you told him no secrets , well you got it baby.

JamesRandiDebates · Answer

If it makes her happy to describe it, who am I to say anything negative.

Chiarac2003 · Answer

I think guys can’t help it😂🎀

Espresso-Grande · Answer

😂I'd be doubled over from laughing so much 😂

whereismyjohnny · Answer

Lol I would probably just laugh

SimpleGuy95 · Answer

Ignore that, that´s trash talk.

exitseven · Answer

That would be pretty weird =.

moonpie89 · Answer

Doesn't bother me at all lol

OddBeMe · Answer

Expected before anal.

zagor · Answer

Don't need the details, dear.

Still-alive · Answer

lmao its whatever. i'd probably cheer her on

OnTheLevel · Answer

If he starts sending pics, it's gone too far.

IsoUser · Answer

To be perfectly honest I would be disgusted

Jltakk · Answer

Don't really see it as weird tbh

DizzyDesii · Answer

Too much info babe

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

I'd bust out laughing

JesseJayNeak · Answer

I always speak of bowels so I wouldn’t mind

NathanDavis · Answer

lmao... no thanks

fonduegirl · Answer

Disgusting

sheikalana · Answer

I would laugh LOL.

TacosRAwesome · Answer

Neutral.

HeartFullOfGlue · Answer

I'd laugh

Iron_Man · Answer

Lol girl””””

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Do what they want

Fuentes · Answer

Would not bother me

Waldoe · Answer

GROSS...

shortster · Answer

TMI.

TallAnon · Answer

Disgusting

jimmy2 · Answer

Lol wow not sure

insteadfew · Answer

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