How would you feel about your SO describing their bowel movements to you?

[xJayleenx]

For example:“omg i just took the biggest shit in my life it looked like cow’s poop ” 😂😂

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Apparently some people do that lmao that’s weird

[KelleyNice]

I don't want to see this type of disgusting vulgar questions. Asking the question and exposing a girl my age is rude and inconsiderate. I can block you but I can't block everyone that ask vulgar questions. Therefore, GAG needs to establish a way to block all such questions from view.

[xJayleenx]

I don’t usually ask questions like this anyways so it’s okay

[xJayleenx]

Was just humor

[dustybiker]

My friends used to say “I raised the water in the toilet bowl.” Really? Good to know.
I had a dog with EPI. Pancreatic disease. It was a strong sign of how he was doing day to day, so I’m used to talking about poop for years on EPI forums.
More to question. Family doesn’t bother me. Go for it. Do your best.

[ChrisWaters]

After being married it doesn't bother me. She used to use the toilet sitting right beside me while I shaved.
If another guy started telling me about his shit I would probably pull the truck over and make him walk.

[matchrestore]

I'm down with it if its describing the symptoms of something where the information is helpful to understand how their illness is progressing/regressing, etc. But I don't need to know on a day to day basis.

[On_cloud_wine]

One guy told me he had yo take a $h! t, that it felt like a turtle head was poking out of his butt!

[xJayleenx]

Omg lmao

[TransAm85]

Wait til u get married. There's more to come than just discussing how u took a shit! One time I got so drunk at a Tom Petty concert and the port o potties were full, so he had to cover me while I squatted behind one. Then I puked. lol

[Apple1996]

Oh I'd love that! Nothing more funny then talking about poop

[xHoneyxBeex]

I also used to think things like that were awkward and disgusting too... until I started living with a man and now I'm married and conversations like this are a regular occurrence. 😂

[TommyMountainFigure]

However gross she can be, I can be worse. I think she's probably too scared to take me on :D

For example.. What's brown and sits on a wall.. Humpty Dump!

[JustinTheGreat]

My husband and I do that all the time lmaooo. That’s how you know you’re really comfortable with each other haha. Especially if you get to the point where you can poop in front of each other

[Flower7]

I would be extremely grossed out by that and might even feel less attracted to him as a result of it.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

She does all the time, and it's fine.
That's what it means to be married after all. We even keep talking as she's sitting on the toilet.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Trust me I think guys are more open about bowel movements than girls and are somewhat shy about their bowel movements, if this is making you uncomfortable then tell him

[Kaamraj]

If a girl every said something like that to me than I'd be alarmed as it means she's grown too comfortable.

[Smashingdoozy]

When my IBS flares up my bfs yelling like "are you okay that sounds rough" 😂

[20yearsolder]

It wouldn't bother me at all, very little grosses me out

[Vendela]

I don't mind. He doesn't just randomly tell me that but if he isn't feeling well and I ask questions, I get answers! It's called be comfortable with one another, a great feeling actually.

[FilmGuy93]

I don't have any interest in knowing the kind of loaves my girl's ass pinches off. That being said, if she told me, I would probably laugh.

[possumpi26]

I had an ex who used to do this too... That's why he's an ex now, revolting bastard. 🙄

[Shamalien]

Lol that’s revolting but ur prof pic is all good eh?

[possumpi26]

A cartoon character is way better than the shitty icon you have. Gfy

[SamIam96]

There are more interesting subjects. Everybody poops, tho.

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol I would never say something like that.
But if she did, I would probably think it was funny. But that's just because I'm immature and I think everything is funny. Haha

[AviatorTom]

If that's something my SO wants to tell me, I'd politely listen to her. Then, I might laugh.

[Billlewis]

I love it when the woman I'm serving describes her bowel movements in vivid detail, and if she's had a large meal recently, she'll almost always release an impressive quantity of excrement.

[RebeccaBITex2000]

If you two are that comfortable with each other, who cares