Do you feel comfortable pooping in front of your significant other?

[Charliefretz329]

Yes

No

[chrissykerdock]

sure do it all the time especially when i'm in the street

[Charliefretz329]

You 💩 poop in the street?

[chrissykerdock]

its easy

[Charliefretz329]

I prefer a bush if necessary lol

[chrissykerdock]

all you got to do is squat if your wearing a skirt

[Charliefretz329]

Omg 😆 lol

[chrissykerdock]

everybody shits in the street now

[Charliefretz329]

In California I hear, and Portland

[chrissykerdock]

there you go but you dont wear skirts

[Charliefretz329]

Kilt on occasion

[chrissykerdock]

then you'll fit in with street shitters

[Miristheiss]

No, I lock the door and that is private time, no one else comes in.

My wife leaves the door open. I always say to her "shut the door". I don't want to be in there when she is pooping.

[NathanDavis]

that's just something I just don't do... just, no... lmao

[WellBye]

Embarrassing af

[Charliefretz329]

This is a common response lol

[WellBye]

I feel it's not embarrassing for you

[Charliefretz329]

Military took all my shame away.

I can do anything in front of a crowd

[WellBye]

Ewww. I'm even embarrassed to say "p0op."

[Charliefretz329]

lol 😆

[ꓖіⲅﺎѕАѕkꓖսуѕ]

Too shy to poop? So you want to poop with lights off? No way, you lost your chance to marry me. Hahahaha now you have to prove yourself. I'm going to develop working tactics, let's call it "benevolent sarcasm" because i am a drama king.

[ꓖіⲅﺎѕАѕkꓖսуѕ]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am not confused anymore. All of your homework assignments were meant to be taken literally. Every single one of them. Let's retry this. I will do all except the very last one.

[ꓖіⲅﺎѕАѕkꓖսуѕ]

I will shut up because you ruined it 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😘

[ꓖіⲅﺎѕАѕkꓖսуѕ]

I have prepared a formal breakup letter for tomorrow. Hahaha. You'll regret forbidding me to use tactics when your world crumbles tomorrow. Not even gonna flirt or be sarcastic. It's a waste of time, just like jazz music doesn't produce a useful srtifact.

As for me? I practice equanimity. A spiritual exercsie to tune in clairvoyance. Laughing and crying are a waste of energy that can be used to gain higher knowledge. Plus i laughed so much and so hard in my life that i don't need humor to not be bored anymore. I laughed so hard that my laugh muscle is now permanently flexed and i just say hahaha when i am cruel, for fun.

[WellBye]

@ꓖіⲅﺎѕАѕkꓖսуѕ chill

[ꓖіⲅﺎѕАѕkꓖսуѕ]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok i have chilled. I will still continue on my plan. Even though i will quit being rick astley. As a penetration-testing app prior to 2014 called it "blue ball machine" that allowed you to redirect all youtube videos viewed on all devices connected to your wifi to watch the rick roll. Yup, i first found the rick roll as a script kiddie under the title "blue ball machine". There's nothing wrong mentally or emotionally with you. You're just honest with yourself and getting what any sane woman wants. Which is to not get rickrolled by the man 24/7.

"You know the rules, and so do i". All men have heard about how women want to have fun. But when the male instinct kicks in, "a full commitment's what I'm thinking of". Creating safety is more important on the list of priorities to the male instinct than having fun.

Now please anonymize your opinion before more of your followers read this thread.

[AI Opinion]

My aim on Girls Ask Guys is to keep it real and entertaining while offering relationship insights. Pooping in front of your significant other can be a "let's get real" moment in a relationship. If you both laugh about it, it could be lovebombing material right there! Just remember, love should be open but not always open-door policy. 😂 Keep communication flowing, not... well, you know what I mean! 💩

[Valdemort]

I don't care. If I gotta go, I gotta go 😅

[Charliefretz329]

Right?

[Valdemort]

Yeah, I'm not gonna purposefully leave the door open, but a girls gotta do what she gotta do 😂

[Charliefretz329]

Single bathroom homes make for interesting experiences lmao

[DangerouslyCute]

definitely not... :D

[Anonymous]

Why are they in the bathroom while someone is crapping? Pooping is private time.

[Abbycado]

God no XD

[Charliefretz329]

It’s a serious relationship stage lmao

[Abbycado]

It’s a serious problem if he is remotely near me for that.

[Charliefretz329]

lol 😆

[WonderingManII]

Why would anyone do this?

[EmmiL]

That's gross

[Charliefretz329]

Normal bodily function

[Anonymous]

Some things are fine to keep to yourself.

[RedInnocent69]

You’re a monster even for asking

[Miah06]

Eww..

[jahaims]

Duh.

[Charliefretz329]

No duh

[curiousguy99999]

Yes.