Pooping in front of your partner. Yes or no?

[April10]

I recently had an interesting discussion with my boyfriend. He says that we need to get to the point where we are 100% comfortable pooping in front of one another. As in, I'll poop while he's brushing in teeth in the same bathroom.

Do you agree with him? Would you ever feel comfortable pooping with your partner right there?

Personally, I would never ever do this. The only situation I can think of is if someone held me at gun point. Even then I don't know if I could lol.

I would feel completely comfortable with it

I would never do it

[kaylaS91]

No, can't say that I agree with your boyfriend.
I might one day feel comfortable with the idea of pooping if my boyfriend is right there. I mean... it's not like he thinks that I poop butterflies or something, right?

Feeling comfortable with it is one thing. Doing it in front of one another with not much reason other than to simply prove a point is another. We're already both 100% peeing in front of each other. That's where I'd draw the line.

[xxrockmexx]

Dated my last boyfriend for 5 years. I didn't care if he was in the bathroom with me and I pooped. I didn't care about being in the bathroom when he was either but it always bothered him, which made me laugh. What the heck is he embarrassed about?

[JonJames]

Sounds like he needed a blumpkin to settle down. If he wanted one, would you go for it -- a bj while he poops? Or would you rather a bj while you poop -- him standing you sitting?

[fauchelevent]

Nope. We live together and if he needs to, I'm cool with him coming to pee whilst I'm in the shower and I'll pee if he's in the shower but I don't really wanna be there when he's doing a shit and I know he doesn't want to either.

[JonJames]

I would not be so sue about that last one...

[RJGraveyTrain]

I not not give a damn how comfortable we are, I never want to be THAT comfortable with someone. I prefer to keep some things about me discreet.

[Kapakani]

I wouldn't, no!! People don't even think I use the bathroom, I'm so stealthy with it.

-don't go in public
-only when I shower
- and only when no one is around lol

I'd be okay if she did in front of me. But it's still odd. ( and only current SO)

[ProbablyTooMature]

Wait. You poop in the shower?

[Kapakani]

@ProbablyTooMature

Why certainly! The hot steam, relaxes my buttocks and makes it easier to let it out man... haha. But no, I just have to shower after I take a #2.

[ProbablyTooMature]

Showering after pooping is the worst. I mean, sure you get clean, but I just feel like I'm showering the the hot poop funk.

[Kapakani]

@ProbablyTooMature

Lol, maybe!! But I feel unclean otherwise. I honestly just go through rags, getting up in there and fully cleaning. (TMI, even for me) works out for me.

[ProbablyTooMature]

Do you prefer the floss technique? Or the "twist the end of a rag and use it like a q-tip in the bung" technique? :-D

[Kapakani]

@ProbablyTooMature

😅 The I won't tell technique lol. But,. Yea, I use the *sigh* why is there a name for this lol... Q tip in the bungalow technique lol.

[ProbablyTooMature]

Bwahhahaha.

Respect.

Thanks for playing along.

[Kapakani]

@ProbablyTooMature

Hahah yep, yep!!💩

[ProbablyTooMature]

I was married for years and we were NEVER in the same bathroom when one of us was pooping. (Never had to be, thankfully.) There's just some things that you don't need to share. Poop is one of those things.

[ProbablyTooMature]

Thanks for the vote. =)

I love poop posts.

[Sweetlindacoolturds]

I have one thing very clear. It doesn’t matter if rain, shine, hell, or high water: if I have to drop a load, I will go without delay regardless of who’s next to me. I do understand your concern about — what it feels like— giving away one of the few, if not the only, time slots exclusively yours to do whatever you want in private. My boyfriend had the same idea about being comfortable next to each other in any situation, and I had the same point of view as you do now. But I must say he managed to convince me with a clever strategy: by making me feel confident, offering reassurance, being very patient, and throwing the occasional joke here and there. Nowadays, if I'm dropping a small turd, or one that could rival the size of an anaconda, him being next to me is not a factor to me.

[AzureGirl]

I already do, it's not a big deal. I just warn him if I think it stinks in there.

[Scared_Banana]

fuking gross

[AzureGirl]

@Scared_Banana it's a fact of life, but to each their own.

[Sweetlindacoolturds]

Oh yes, it really is a huge deal in most cases for me.

[Anonymous]

That's kinda gross. I'd rather not see my girlfriend while she is doing that, and I don't want her to see me that way either.

There are other ways to show you are comfortable with each other without excreting feces in their presence.

[Zendrya]

I don't see anything wrong with knowing your partner is having a dump but a little mystery is good plus toilet time is my time.

[Princeofanons]

Maybe when you're married or living with one another

[abw121290]

I have to be honest. I don't think I could ever get to they point

[bekalen]

I'll poop with anyone around if I gotta go bad enough. Everyone craps

[ToruMatsuda]

I will never poop with anyone in the room, even if she my soulmate😂😂😂😂 and we have this inseparable connection😂😂
I think your boyfriend saw the one picture and got the idea from it

[Joesyyyywhales]

I wouldn't have a problem. But I'm going to be honest and say the only woman I've heard fart is my mom

[ProbablyTooMature]

You haven't lived with a woman yet, have you? They're fucking fart factories.

[Anonymous]

The most I've ever done is piss infront of my guy. Pooping though? Thats more embarrassing for me.

[JonJames]

Yes. But you did not say you would never try it.

[Fog_Nation]

Noooooooooooooo way that is happening. Lol #sorryfam

[Heymonyo]

Pooping is kinda gross. I have peed in front of old girlfriends before and vice versa

[AlwaysBelieving]

Maybe if she were passing through (not actually doing anything).

[Summer_Bunny]

What? To girls don't poop! It just magically disappears😀

[JonJames]

Like rainbows. Where do rainbows go when they are over? No one knows. But I am sure, like you say, it is the same place girl poop goes. Also, unicorns live there.

[Anonymous]

For me there is no problem, at night when I have to go to the bathroom and I wear one-piece pajamas I have to undress almost my entire body to be able to go to the bathroom and then when I am pooping my movio sees me sitting half naked shitting, I got used to it

[jakeo95]

When me and my girlfriend go away on holiday or even in the house, I’ll say I’m going for a shower and actually put the shower on whilst I poop. I feel awkward and embarrassed if she hears me doing it!

[Cmasterson]

Yeah I would if I needed to.

[JonJames]

This is how blumpkins start...

[martyfellow]

Too much information, April.

[Scared_Banana]

nice try but girls don't poop

[Summer_Bunny]

Lol finally someone who agrees with me.

[Scared_Banana]

@Summer_Bunny everyone should know that. It's common sense

[Summer_Bunny]

@Scared_Banana Iol it is

[HarvestMoon]

I'm the first guy who chose comfortable. Waddup

[Iron_Man]

No out of the question

[mir13]

I think that is just plain weird.

[Anonymous]

Yeahhh pooping time