What would your reaction be, if we were dating and for our anniversary , I bought you a cow?

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Angelo75 · Accepted Answer

Well being a technical guy, I tend to think a lot in solving problems.
That being said, I'd start by asking first what ur expectations are with the cow.
If you just tell me to decide, I will IMMEDIATELY find the nearest slaughterhouse and bring it there and try to buy a deal of something like 1-year-long supply of meat.
Or something like that.

Then I'd just get myself one of those cooking books and surprise you with cooked meals 1once a week for the rest of the year.
Just to show my appreciation.

:-)

ps: No. I wouldn't keep the cow cuz that would mean having to move to a farm, and since we didn't have a conversation about IF i want to move... well there's only the solution above. Other solutions will just get me in an unpredictable financial situation. And I tend to actively avoid those.

Summeroflove · Accepted Answer

Uhhhh….. WTF. I don’t know how I would react to that. I know sometimes some women like to push getting pets on their husbands. BUT A COW!!!

I might say. I already have a cow. No I’m joking I would never say or think that. 😂. But WTF

Prettygurl12 · Accepted Answer

😂 I'd be hyped. I couldn't tell you how many years I spent trying to convince my parents to buy me a cow when I was growing up.

Shockingly they never caved lol

We had the land for it. My dad used to go to livestock sales all the time because the family business is a slaughterhouse. We had horses and my specific horse was terrified of cows. 😂 I wanted a cow to desensitize my horse but no such luck!

My husband and I live on some acreage now and the plan is to get horses. Totally could toss a cow or two in the mix too.

Emiliamazing · Accepted Answer

I guess we would have to move. I'm assuming you're talking about a live cow and not having an entire cow butchered into steaks and roasts and such. We need to move even further out into the country so we could graze our happy cow.

I would be pleased!

letuswaltzforthedead · Answer

Considering cows are my favorite animals, You cannot escape this

Agent_Elflord · Answer

I’d be appreciative because cows are expensive but also very useful. Not just for food, but they’re free lawn mowers and if they’ve got a good personality, they can be very entertaining like an oversized dog. One cow that stayed with us to graze for a while would run to me to be pet, and he’d come with us on walks but stop every few minutes to eat some grass.😂 Unfortunately we didn’t buy him, so he was sold to another family and probably ain’t around anymore. He was such a cool little dude though.

Kori1236 · Answer

I mean it’s resourceful. But what kind of cow is it? Is it a beef cow or a dairy cow. If dairy it could be both; works well but if it’s a dairy it would’ve had to have calved before producing any milk. Beef would just have to be finished and butchered.

D-Pad_Chad · Answer

Honestly I'd have to find a stable for it and learn about care and how general ranching is done, but I'd be down for learning. Tbh I'd love to live a more self sufficient life where I knew where my food came from.

Low key hate soy being used in everything these days.

So I'd be pretty happy.

xJeremyx · Answer

Well it was your idea so you are paying for the barn as well. We can split food costs, and cleaning duties hahaha

I will go and learn how to pasteurise milk and make cheese XD

Jokes aside, no. I ain't got no space for an animal the size of Texas, I ain't about to pick up dinner-plate sized excrement, I ain't about to deal with the flies and I ain't got no money to care for the animal.

Curiosity2006 · Answer

Assuming we were dating somehow, I'd give you this next year:

Talldutchie · Answer

Ha ha ha!! Lovely, yet so random. What's the goal? To eventually eat it? Or to love it and take care of it? I'd actually get into having it!

Lucy68 · Answer

I'd name her Betsy and be glad for the free milk even though lactose intolerant I'll still take it to be honest

SnowedIn · Answer

I would mooch appreciate your generosity. But, seriously, what an awesome gift displaying both thoughtful generosity and originality.

abc3643 · Answer

Is it an Oreo cow aka a Belted Galloway? My wife knows I have a weakness for Oreo cows.

humanearth · Answer

The house would be so full of excitements of joy. That nothing could even come close to this kind of stimulant.

NathanDavis · Answer

I'm a Texan so... I have to ask to be sure, lmfao...

AviatorTom · Answer

That would be perfect... because I bought you a stool and a bucket... so you can milk my cow.

Sixgunsound · Answer

Justification for moving where I actually want to live.

Agape93 · Answer

Fine by me, but you're helping me build the enclosure lol what kind are you getting me

UnknownSwede · Answer

I would be very happy. It's very thoughtful with so much food! And my anniversary gift would be plenty of nice food I cook from that cow!

pewter_moon · Answer

My first thought would be that cows are heard animals. We are going to end up with a lot to keep the first happy. Can you imagining the mooing out of loneliness?

Adam1978 · Answer

What do you expect me to own a nailgun and have slaughter skills? I can't have a cow where I live. So unless you date someone with a farm, I doubt anyone appreciate that gift.

LikeALog · Answer

I happen to live in a rural area where people have cattle so I think it would be a nice gesture. It would tell me that you would not mind living out here. 🥰😍

AsaKyo · Answer

You get me a cow and I'll get you a cute goat lmao

William7489 · Answer

If somebody bought me a cow for my anniversary I would buy them a pig and tell them to be less subtle next time. Then I guess I would go to the gym.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

What a waste, I
- Nevermind. I was going to make a (VERY clever and relatively HIRLARIOUS) joke but it actually could be disrespectful basically no matter what so I won’t say it. I like cows, but not that much. I don’t know what I would do.

sirderpsalot123 · Answer

"When have I ever said that I wanted a cow? Wtf am I going to do with a cow?"

goebenbreslau · Answer

i'd prefer a chicken. i can feed the chicken on my balcony so i can eat fresh eggs every day.

Havthrills · Answer

I grew up on a small farm, so I would like it. I had a steer once that acted just like a dog. Would come running with its tongue out when called and loved getting pet.

loveslongnails · Answer

I'd think " I'm dating a crazy person and I hope she can return it". However, if we were living someplace where that was an impressive gift, I'd be thrilled!

SmokinAces2000 · Answer

I would say “how do you expect to get this thing in my apartment!”

bigpauly · Answer

I’d say thanks then wonder what the heck I’m going to do with a cow

Paul_in_Indy · Answer

Not even a heifer, but a freshened cow? That is a serious gift! I would be excited by that.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

I'd sell it to a no kill dairy farm or petting zoo. Cows require lots of space and food and they smell bad.

Wubs3000 · Answer

I don't want a cow so I don't know what I would do with it. Maybe donate it to my cousins or sell it I don't know.

Valso · Answer

Hahahahaha, funny question! I'd ask you "Why did you bring a walking burger to our date?" and "I'm gonna need your stomach too on that!".

ProVox · Answer

I'd buy you a pale for the milking you're going to do.

RavVid · Answer

Do I get a field with the cow r do you expect me to keep it in my apartment?

Smartman5 · Answer

actually i would be happy because milk prices are expensive. If I have a cow I will get free milk. but it is very difficult to feed a cow. You should also consider this

nawtee_me · Answer

I would be thrilled... I grew up milking a cow and raising calves for the freezer. It is much cheaper than buying beef right now. And for my birthday a pig? lol

RV2121 · Answer

I'm a vegan so won't appreciate it at all but most men would

libsaretards · Answer

I'd find it hilarious and immediately start thinking of all the ways I could grill it.

Lucifer_666 · Answer

My reaction would be something along the lines of “looks like we’re never buying milk from the store again.”

simptopia · Answer

aye we either eating good for a bit or you just got us a great investment to bring in some more money.

ChiTown33 · Answer

Butcher it for the meat and throw a BBQ I guess.

Guanfei · Answer

That's... unusual, but I'd be happy I suppose. Even tho the work going with it would be something.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I’d be elated!!! What an awesome useful gift and I’d assume you will come help with chores and we will be retiring to the country to be farmers

DrBanana · Answer

confused mostly, Ihave no where to store a cow but love the idea of your caring.

Selena1987 · Answer

I would become so surprised, happy It would be unbelievable. I would be so appreciated

Sparkie460 · Answer

Id thank you so much. We'd be set for meat for a while. I'd cook you some really good meals.

ViceGAG · Answer

I will be like  isn't one cow enough😂

BJP21 · Answer

Well, lifetime supply of milk or a romantic steak dinner.

Twalli · Answer

I'd ask you "at what point did I express interest in owning a cow?"

Guardian45 · Answer

Depends. Do we live on a farm? Do we have a bigass freezer?

LordOfThePines · Answer

That would be lovely, we want highland cattle someday.

dustybiker · Answer

😳 Someone bought you a cow?

melanieeeB · Answer

Hahaha that would be a fucking surprise

AddylynnNightingale · Answer

"Peter, the cow is here"

abby2948 · Answer

I would be grateful but ion like stuff like that so at the same time not want it😭

exitseven · Answer

Wow, that would make a lot of hamburgers.

Jerre · Answer

I’d assume you got tired of me sucking your nipples, so you got me some bigger ones to suck.

Zolly99999 · Answer

Sweeeeet free milk !!!

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I would be thoroughly surprised! Haha!

Jen_27 · Answer

Oh baby we would rather be break up

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