How do I get a woman addicted to having smooth long straight hair?

[Anonymous]

I want a girlfriend that has long smooth straight hair and if she cut it off it’s a dealbreaker for me, no exceptions. I want to get her addicted to me playing with her long hair, kissing her hair, and caressing her hair.

Either she keeps her hair long or I break up with her. No exceptions.

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+1 y

I never did like a lady with a shaved head. I’d never hold a relationship with a lady that shaved her head. It’s a dealbreaker and a turnoff. Just as I prefer Natalie Portman with long hair 100% more than a buzz cut. As it is I hate a buzz cut on a woman. No offense.

[Guy13]

Ask ones with long straight hair out. not difficult.

[On_cloud_wine]

It’s like I don’t even have to start a fight with you or gaslight you or act like a crazy narcissistic girlfriend to find a way to break up with you.. all I need is a new hairdo..

[whereismyjohnny]

''Either she keeps her hair long or I break up with her.'' 🚩

[LazerBean]

Tell all the women how you feel about that on the first date.

[Anonymous]

Well, you are not controlling at all, are you?

[Asker]

What do you mean?