Thoughts on this album-and-bio combo for Tinder?

[InsecureLivesMatter]

[Guy13]

There's nothing left to talk about as you gave it al away. Do not use societal or cultural terms as everyone has varying opinions of what those are.-These are face-face conversation pieces. remove Chad.

[SnowedIn]

Your bio tells any woman that you have zero time for her.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I fixed it for him.

1. I’m laid back, because I took the advice of a nice lady.
A. Don’t sweat the small stuff
B. It’s all small stuff.
I love going to the gym, and one time I even worked out.

2. I enjoy working. Work gives us a sense of purpose.

3. I’m not really into social media. I like to meet and talk to people in person.

4. I’m from California, and the Beach Boys were 100% correct.

5. I’ve always been interested in cars. But don’t call me a motorhead! :)

[SnowedIn]

@Gummy_Cluster... There would be naked women lined up outside his door.

[Gummy_Cluster]

This isn't my first rodeo. And another trick is to add more things they won't understand, like my Beach Boys reference. I could come up with many. Now they want to swipe on you just to figure out your meanings. You captured their interest, and the other guys didn't.

* People think my favorite color is odd. But we don't choose a favorite color, it chooses us.

I've tried to explain the art of negging to a few guys on here. All the guys at the party give Sandy a 100% compliment, but you give her a 50% compliment. They call it a backhanded compliment.

Snowman: Sandy, you look absolutely stunning in that dress. (100% compliment)
Sandy: Thank you.
Snowman: But do you mind if I ask why you chose that color?
Sandy: What's wrong with this color?
Snowman: Nothing. I said you look stunning.
Sandy: What color should I have bought?
Snowman: I'm gonna grab some punch. I hope we can talk later.

(If anyone's getting laid at that party, it's the Snowman)

Sandy: Hey, when we talked earlier, you mentioned the color of my dress.
Snowman: I have an uncanny gift for matching color with a pretty face.
Sandy: What's my color?
Snowman: Do you have a yellow dress at home?
Sandy: I have a yellow sundress.
Snowman: Are you just saying that, or do you really have a yellow sundress?
Sandy: I live three blocks away. Do you want to come and see it?
Snowman: Yeah, I guess so. But I'm NOT spending the night.

(Snowman gets punched in the arm)

[SnowedIn]

@Gummy_Cluster... you have a gift.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I learned about negging from YouTube. We should start using it on the how do I look questions.

[Anonymous]

Trying too hard, man. I guarantee that any woman who sees this is gonna sit around with her girls picking you apart for sport.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Exactly!! Less is more. Be humble, but not a simp.

[Anonymous]

I don't like it.

[InsecureLivesMatter]

Why not?

[Opinion Owner]

Do you think bragging about yourself is going to appeal to women?