What's the most interesting conversation starter you've come across on a dating app?

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[Anonymous]

I was scrolling through my social media feed when I stumbled upon a post from a girl I used to hook up with. She had posted a picture of herself in a bikini, and her caption read, "Wish you were here to rub sunscreen on my back 😉"

I knew I had to respond with something that would make her wetter than a fucking waterfall. So, I sent her a picture of myself naked, with a bottle of sunscreen in one hand and my rock-hard cock in the other. The caption read, "I'm not sure about your back, but I have something else that needs some sunscreen 😉"

To my surprise, she responded with a picture of herself in the same bikini, but this time, she was topless. The caption read, "I think I found the perfect spot for you to apply that sunscreen 😉"

I was fucking floored. This girl had gone from zero to a hundred real fucking quick. So, I decided to up the ante. I sent her a picture of myself wearing a scuba diving suit, with a snorkeling mask on my face, and my cock poking out of the zipper. The caption read, "I'm ready to dive into your ocean, baby. Let's explore some uncharted territories 😉"

She responded with a picture of herself wearing a sailor's hat, and nothing else. The caption read, "Aye, aye, captain! I'm ready to set sail on your ship 😉"

The conversation that followed was like a fucking erotic novel. We talked about all sorts of kinky shit, from underwater sex to pirate role-playing. And the pictures we sent each other were so fucking wild, they could make the devil blush.

In the end, we met up in person, and it was like a fucking tsunami of pleasure. We explored each other's bodies like we were discovering a new fucking planet, and it was all thanks to that conversation on social media.

[Adam1978]

I have never got a interesting conversation starter from a girl ever via a dating app.

[Anonymous]

Nothing. I say hi how are you and the guys ask for sex or a blow job or if they can come over, they’re so pushy and needy. I don’t wanna ask how they’re doing because they’ll say they’re lonley and horny.
No fun

[jennifer_bloom]

A guy asked me why I thought God was real and we had a debate and which was good but then he tried to ask me how I felt about sex so I ghosted him.

[Nikki1989]

What?

People actually use dating apps?

[Minahh]

I'm interested in astrology and spirituality and somebody said that I looked mystical and otherworldly

[Anonymous]

Tell her that her third pic should be the first. She will follow you to the ends of the Earth to find out why.

[anon1903]

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