
What's the most interesting conversation starter you've come across on a dating app?


I was scrolling through my social media feed when I stumbled upon a post from a girl I used to hook up with. She had posted a picture of herself in a bikini, and her caption read, "Wish you were here to rub sunscreen on my back 😉"
I knew I had to respond with something that would make her wetter than a fucking waterfall. So, I sent her a picture of myself naked, with a bottle of sunscreen in one hand and my rock-hard cock in the other. The caption read, "I'm not sure about your back, but I have something else that needs some sunscreen 😉"
To my surprise, she responded with a picture of herself in the same bikini, but this time, she was topless. The caption read, "I think I found the perfect spot for you to apply that sunscreen 😉"
I was fucking floored. This girl had gone from zero to a hundred real fucking quick. So, I decided to up the ante. I sent her a picture of myself wearing a scuba diving suit, with a snorkeling mask on my face, and my cock poking out of the zipper. The caption read, "I'm ready to dive into your ocean, baby. Let's explore some uncharted territories 😉"
She responded with a picture of herself wearing a sailor's hat, and nothing else. The caption read, "Aye, aye, captain! I'm ready to set sail on your ship 😉"
The conversation that followed was like a fucking erotic novel. We talked about all sorts of kinky shit, from underwater sex to pirate role-playing. And the pictures we sent each other were so fucking wild, they could make the devil blush.
In the end, we met up in person, and it was like a fucking tsunami of pleasure. We explored each other's bodies like we were discovering a new fucking planet, and it was all thanks to that conversation on social media.
I have never got a interesting conversation starter from a girl ever via a dating app.
Nothing. I say hi how are you and the guys ask for sex or a blow job or if they can come over, they’re so pushy and needy. I don’t wanna ask how they’re doing because they’ll say they’re lonley and horny.
No fun
A guy asked me why I thought God was real and we had a debate and which was good but then he tried to ask me how I felt about sex so I ghosted him.
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What?
People actually use dating apps?
Tell her that her third pic should be the first. She will follow you to the ends of the Earth to find out why.
I'm interested in astrology and spirituality and somebody said that I looked mystical and otherworldly
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