I let out a silent fart in front of my boyfriend & it smelt very bad. He didn't react or say anything. I'm hoping he thought it wasn't me?

[Anonymous]

We weren't surrounded by many people and i did make it kinda awkward by moving away from him in the hopes that he wouldn't notice it was me

He knows it was me but didn't say anything cuz I'd be embarassed

He didn't pay attention

He thinks I'm gross

He's fine with it

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-MhmkVJC1PE

Tell him that he did it.

[Curmudgeon]

He respects your feelinngs. I think you have a keeper.

[Curmudgeon]

And the legendary if possibly apocryphal Craigslist Personals posting comes to mind:

“You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the [Trader Joe’s] bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied, “No, wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale. I’d love to meet up sometime.”

[Surely]

You really need to be proud of the really good ones and take credit for them! LOL 😂
Maybe after you leave the crowd of people.
He was being kind to you!

[Mangospacho]

He probably just assumed there was a sewage emergency nearby.

He would be right…. just not the way he thinks he is.

[Dkc123]

Probably didn't pay attention so didn't react...
Did he?

[Dkc123]

It made me feel gross though..

[Anonymous]

Technically, you're breaking him in gently. He'll see far worse things come out of you or your successor down the line.

[Anonymous]

...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/szU5_nfpouc

[shades777]

whwn he cheats on you with a woman who doesn't fart at least you'll know

[exitseven]

He would know your farts anywhere.

[dolemite58]

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