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My daughter once dated a boy who had a wooden leg. Afterwards, she told me that he tried to "get fresh" with her, so she had to break it off.
That's my girl!
Well, did she break it off (his leg, that is)? Yes, I got the joke, but unfortunately when it comes to jokes a lot of people on GAG just don't understand them. I'm not sure why. Maybe we have a lot of people with autism on this site, or maybe it's because so many of them are American, and they generally don't understand anything (like metric units, and the fact they're actually NOT the centre of the universe).
No. Not a wooden leg. I might as well would break it off too.
my man was born with a hole in his heart. He was kind “empty” for many years till the hole was filled.
I have metal in my left leg. I’m a woman of steel. Nothing can break me. 😝
k…fine…not funny. Good reason I’m not in comedy.
u I tried, but we didn't get that far...
didn't take long for us to be stumping into trouble...
I've thought about it a few times and I think I found the root of the issue... probably, she just didn't like my puns, every time I tried one she would'be barking mad, lol
I was just trying to figure out if she really did, or if you had used her to "frame" the pun. Either way, nice post.
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Never had the occasion, but a woman I really liked - but never had the pleasure of dating - wore a glass eye because she had lost her real eye as baby due to an infection as a baby.
Well, no matter because my wife has a slight lazy eye that looks similar...
I haven’t dated someone with a wooden leg but I hear that people with one leg like going to IHOP.
Reminds me of Mary Poppin’s friend Burt’s joke
The joke goes
The first person says - I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
The other person says - Really? What’s the name of his other leg? 😛
That’s kind of uncanny, like imagine passing out thinking you died but then you wake up with pretty much nothing but your torso arms excluded and hanging by a metal arm that’s sticking to your back. Stuffs brazy.
Paul Mc Cartney did , and he has a plethora ! But it wasn't a wise move.
Nope, not wooden. I have seen prosthetics, but not wooden ones.
She could have given him a good shellacking… even platonically
No, I never had the opportunity. It would not bother me though.
Wow. Can’t believe your daughter broke off that boy’s leg. It’s a little intense but “No means No”
Her name was Peggy 😊 actually I have never dated anyone missing anything
Excellent pun!
Just call me "stumpy"...
Ha.,
Nope
Not as of yet.
No..
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