What would you do with a tiny five inch tall man?

[littleguytiny]

[Cormac995]

I would become a crime fighting duo and start a private detection agencies and call it "Biggy and Smalls Detective Agency" We'd both get 50s noir suites fit to our size and solve cases. Since he's tiny he could investigate places I couldn't get into or go without getting caught because of his small size and I'd carry him in my pocket or get him a drone he could pilot to follow me. He could be our eyes in the sky that way too. I'd like to see a perp get away when we have a personal police helicopter. Hell we could attach a flashlight to the drone for night.

[Cormac995]

OH, OH, OH!!! Better Idea! I train him to ride a Raven like he's in a fantasy novel! OOH or an eagle so I can make hobbit jokes!!!

[Summeroflove]

Nothing. But just be your authentic self it sounds cheesy but ignore the people who don’t want you because of height. They aren’t worth your time anyways.

[Unap0logetic_]

I would be scared at first, but then ask him questions. I’ve heard of small people, but never believed someone could be smaller than a foot.

[SteveSmith1985]

I feel like this is somehow a sex thing? Is this somehow a sex thing?

[DryGermanGuy]

I would take him big game hunting. So when an animal charges at us, he would be the slowest running away, thus ensuring a safe escape for the rest of us! :-D

[strateguy632]

Offer him one popcorn and talk about sports together.

[Iron_Man]

I would call the medical facility so we can get him back to normal

[WonderingManII]

I would say, what the flower is that?

[LiaRaven]

Play with it

[RedInnocent69]

I know what I’d say if I were a girl

[Anonymous]

I would step on him.