If there was a "dating police" 🫡 what would you get cited or arrested for 😂 ?

[DishLady]

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I’d very likely be getting arrested for having 2 different dates on Valentine’s in the aggravating circumstances, because both gave me the gifts. And then next day telling one of them I am a lesbian and can’t be his girlfriend, as he introduced me to his best friend as his girlfriend, all because I thought he was a bit slim.

Would have gotten Administrative fine for not calling a week a week unless I dated three guys. Just for the sport of it. I’d be locked out of 20 countries, to whose citizens I’ve dated.

And would probably get sent to a detention block for flirting and teasing my way, but never ever giving anything to them… 🤣

I grew out of it though… Just recalling my past sins.

[DishLady]

Are you actually a lesbian or it's just something you'd say to shake off the guy?

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I am not lesbian, I am so not lesbian 🤣 I love men. But ai was freaked out he introduced me as a girlfriend and had to think of a way to get out without hurting me, and at that time couldn’t come up with a better excuse 😂

He likely knew I wasn’t a lesbian though.

[Kvass]

At least 5 years for stealing someone’s man. Unless he’s married, I don’t mind making him mine

[DishLady]

The authorities will have to figure out the probation on that since you’re not going for married guys…

[Kvass]

Lets say no ring no crime. He just found a better girlfriend, happy ending

[spartan55]

@DishLady would be writing warnings and citations to pervs who don't keep their hands above the table. 😁

[DishLady]

LOL. You're awful

[spartan55]

What do you mean? I'm just trying to maintain a dignified society. 😁

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

😏🤭 That made me smile

@DishLady You’ve awakened goofy Spartan I think 👏🏼💕

[OneNisa]

Hi Texas, how are you? ,:)

[spartan55]

@OneNisa Hey! I'm good, you?

[spartan55]

@LaFemmeFatale_1
How many versions of Spartan are there? 😂

[Spencer10]

Cleavage staring. Sorry ladies but i have to steal a peek.

[DishLady]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[OlderAndWiser]

Is it against the law to give a lady a good night kiss at the end of a first date?

[texasgirl012]

I've been accused of three crimes. One is having sex without dating. I have a boyfriend, but I'm into sex with a certain kind of Black, and you know why. I'm not really interested in dating the Blacks I have sex with. It takes too long and they have girlfriends or wives anyway. I also have been accused of supposedly causing problems in relationships, even though if they didn't cheat with me, they'd be cheating with other white girls they can't get enough of. I have to be honest they are having sex with other white girls, just like I'm having sex with more than one hung Black. I might be accused of getting too racial in my preferences, or too racial during, but these guys are the exact mirror of me in their wanting to do things with white girls they find hot.

[molonski2]

Ohh so many things.. I have a rap sheet
Married women are a weakness..
Affair with work colleagues

Poor choices at times..

But hell yeah it was all and remains great fun.

[s0j7e3zyxc8v0]

Probably for overthinking every little thing😭

[midnightmoon05]

Being too affectionate 🤗.

[AgentG111]

That's not bad!

[DishLady]

@AgentG111 It affectionate registers as "clingy" or "needy" to the other person it can be an issue.

[AgentG111]

Ah okay, well only had one of those and it wasn't really a bad thing per say.

[DishLady]

@AgentG111 Personally, I think I'll just turn myself in for being affectionate and feeling connection to people who are basically just have the intention of messing around, which I'm not down for.

[ryanrhino]

Rehashing same topics, the "penalty," from sports referees, maybe for 5 questions I'd have to ask her for new things to chat about

[glennos89]

Probably for not being active enough persuing a date

[Anonymous]

Leaving out the back before the waiter brings the bill.

[DishLady]

You’ve done the fine and dash?

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah once. She was pretty when I first met her. But the date she came in with sweat pants, hair undone and bumming it out while I am in a blazer and a nice shave clean cut.

I felt disrespected and I didn't want to feel humiliated paying for the date.

[DishLady]

That’s rather low class. I would have just told her that you’re splitting the bill.

[Opinion Owner]

I tried being nice about stuff like that in the past and they always push my boundaries too far.

A lot of people get too comfortable around me all the time and think I am just a push over. And then they think i am cold hearted when I stop being nice about it and letting get away with it.

So i am very selective to who I continue to show kindness to. It's not because I like being a dick it's just because I have been through enough bullshit to know when someone is going try and take advantage of me.

[DishLady]

It's no excuse to stop being a gentleman. Choose better women. Don't become a jaded stingy curmudgeon...

[Opinion Owner]

I didn't become bad tempered though. I am just selective at who i am nice. If I see i am being disrespected by someone I don't take it.

I stay respectful to the ones who respect me only. And not the ones who just expect loyalty, love, honesty, kindness and then when you look at them you can tell they don't have any of those qualities themselves.

But how can I choose someone better? It don't matter what age or who you are you're going to make mistakes when it comes to relationships. It's emotional not logical. If I just wait for someone who ticks all the boxes I won't get anywhere.

I know I've failed and looked like an idiot and getting reject or used in the past. Times where I should have known better. We can all succeed, but not a lot of people are willing to fail. Which is why most don't see the succeed I built for myself because I know I am always to be learning and making mistakes because in order to get rewarded the way I want to be rewarded I have to take a chance.

[exitseven]

Apparently I have lived a pretty boring life. I have no felonies that I know of.

[Maria1986z]

Cheating, ghosting, bad date, dine and dash.

[DishLady]

You did all that stuff? ? ?

[Maria1986z]

No though I was once the other I found out when her husband caught us.

[lilBigPotato]

Losing interest quickly.

[Anonymous]

Being bad at picking guys

[DishLady]

You're young. We've all been there. You'll get better with practice.

[Opinion Owner]

I am more hoping the answer is that there are just no guys my age mature enough to bother with yet and it’s not really me 🤞

[DishLady]

Every cup has its saucer, girl. You'll be ok. It's not ever just one person or another. It's a matter of having the person who matches your energy.

[loveslongnails]

Too many woman on the field? I think that's just a penalty, not a crime.

[Iron_Man]

At the kissing booth

[DishLady]

You're really a troublemaker at heart. Smh.

[Iron_Man]

Not really, but I do like kissing a beautiful woman

[DishLady]

Oh my.

[Iron_Man]

It’s been a long time there’s nothing wrong with that

[DishLady]

No judging! I just picture your having a much quieter vibe in general. The booth answer was a surprise.

[Iron_Man]

I am laid-back in person and I’m shy, but I’m getting quite a personality over the Internet and I like making a lot of jokes and flirting. Maybe that will take place in person to soon. I’ve noticed that in my family the older they get the more flirting they are with women.

[RachyRach]

Being too impatient with guys 😅

[tatbrat]

Driving too slow in the fast lane

[chechememe95]

Giving TMI because I get nervous.

[Sunshinelips]

Wanting sex a lot.

[Darkest-Knight]

Not trying hard enough to date/

[PussiKat]

Not wearing a bra on dates

[Staximus]

Lack of effort

[Alexson_stormzy]

It's a capital No from this end

[Cidknee]

Vagrancy