It's that time of year in my neck of the woods. Which got me thinking about all the things I wish someone told me. Like: Don't get married before 28. Be your own kind of stupid/smart genius unwed for at least a decade. The 24hr Christmas Fireplace program on PBS every year is entirely too violent. Figure out what you don't want in your life first, that way you can better see what you do. Never put candles on the headboard. And, Don't start a tickle fight with your s/o that you can't win.
Aside from all that, What advice did y'all long for back then?