Pee tests in the military. They make you line up and whip your dicks out. They have to observe you peeing. Sounds just fine and dandy right?
But then when I started to pee some Marine dickhead would start yelling at me and I'd lock up. He did it 2 or 3 times until I just couldn't pee. I developed a condition response. These Marines then had us march around in a big circle with our dicks out yelling "I can't pee" while we held signs that said "Can't Pee" on it. Notice I say "we" because it was a bunch of us... Navy (like myself), Army, and other Marines.
This condition response never went away. So I had to deal with having dick lock during all the damn piss tests where you have to whip your dick out and pee in front of other people. Years of that shit and it would still require me to drink so much water that I'm literally sweating just to pee in front of people.
It's strange because I pee just fine in front of other people... but certain public restroom situations will make me lock up, and I think it's just peeing in front of other men. I think I'd be fine if they made women watch me pee. I'm able to pee in front of my wife and girlfriends.
It's just one of those things that I feel some sort of shame about even though I know it's not really my fault... like am I just a pussy or something? But... the more I think about it... what kind of weirdo makes a bunch of guys march around with their dicks out or fucks with them when they're trying to pee?
Hope you all had a better time at your jobs.
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Worked a temp job in a hospital laundry. Just imagine the kind of stuff that is on the laundry in a hospital. Some was pretty obvious. Others I don't even know what it was. And the smell could be bad at times.
These were huge commercial washers. You couldn't be dainty with this stuff. You just had to wrap your arms around it and toss it in. Add to that the heat and humidity.Working in factories in general. I remember when I worked in a glue factory. The shit in there was disgusting to work with and the chemical fumes were obviously gonna kill me early. I worked in a steel and aluminum frame factory as well. Same shit. The aluminum and steel dust from cutting it had me blowing black colored snot by the end of the day even when I wore a mask the whole damn day. They're the shittiest of jobs and I feel for people who work them in the regular.
I worked for a genuine sociopath for 5 months back when I was 24. The guy checked off all the boxes. Never met anyone like him in my entire life. Longest 5 months of my entire work life.
As horrible as that experience was it also taught me a good lesson on what to look out for.
I'd have to say being a waiter. I already had 3 jobs in college as a bouncer on three different nights a week. So I decided to take another weekend job as a waiter to make some extra bucks. It was a fancy restaurant out owned by a big hotel chain.
I quit after one night. Just could not stand waiting on assholes.
The manager asked me to give it another try the next night, but I just couldn't hack it. Not my style.
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Probably with my last boss at my previous employer. If there's a dictionary definition of "setting people up to fail", his name and picture would be next to it.
Any job were I don't have to think (mindless work), no variety, and is in the same location everyday... I hate those kinds of jobs personally.
It's between this current job and the last job I had
I worked two jobs for years and one was as a bartender 4 hours a night. I hated every second of it.
Mcdonalds. Never working for a mcdonalds again let alone any fast food company it was hell
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McDonald’s. Specifically as a manager. Nightmare
travel agency.. the manager gave me an attitude. she was territorial. and after she gave me a hard time cockroach came out of her phone. she freaked out
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so far I haven't had any
Ohh i did a lot of mistake in my job
My gay boss grabbed my ass.
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