Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston Split > Color Me Surprised

[LittleSally]

Anyone surprised?

I'm not!

And why is that?

The relationship that starts that soon and that public - is, for all intents and purposes a PR stunt, and nothing more!

Of course they didn't call the paparazzi to take this incredibly well times photo of them!

(Mind you, many other photos in many other positions...they pretended they couldn't see the paparazzi...)

She met his mother after a month or so of dating? Can you say "I've been exposed as a snake online and now I'm trying to rebuild my good girl pretend image by dating a polite British man whom I've conviced to bring his mother along so I'd truly appear as an all American, corn bread raised country girl!"?

Oh...I'm not saying Tom didn't get anything out of this... He surely must've had his agenda, but the Bond role slipped away from him - or so the internet seems to suggest, because of this romp with Taylor... But I'm still not convinced he wasn't doing this for some sort of a promotion - joined Instagram and is starting his social media rampage.

Taylor must've helped with that. Make him more famous with today's youth...

Oh yeah...not fake at all.

Shake it off, Taylor. You'll get another person who'll be willing to be a media whore and a media beard for you soon. But, he certainly may need to get something out of it!

It remains to be seen what Tom really had out of this. Can't wait!

[Mustachekitteh]

I still don't see why he would want to date her in the first place and they just don't come off as compatible.

[yucel_eden]

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[mrsingle]

"Dating me is like money growing on trees". 😄

[Guy83]

@mrsingle Take off her make up and she looks like an awkwardly tall skinny teenage boy.

[mrsingle]

@Guy83 so do I 😄☺️

[Fathoms77]

Aww... no more Hiddleswift.

...

I feel like a moron for even knowing that term. :P

[pervertedjester]

You will now be responsible for teaching that term to others, namely myself. 25.media.tumblr.com/.../...02jQrv1qd5mq1o1_400.gif

[Fathoms77]

@pervertedjester Well, uh, isn't it obvious? ;)

[pervertedjester]

@Fathoms77 I hadn't even considered it before today. If it wasn't for Sally's takes I wouldn't know anything about celeb relationships.

[Fathoms77]

@pervertedjester I wouldn't, either, if I didn't have to keep an eye on trending topics as part of my job.

I find that world just... intensely boring.

[mrsingle]

@pervertedjester that GIF 😂

[vishna]

Calvin was so hot. And he's talented too. Tom is nice and all. But I lost a it of respect for him acting like a stupid 13 year old to THAT type of woman.

[georgepbush]

I wasn't surprised but personally I'm glad it happened because I've been waiting for the last three months of this relationship for the album that will be dedicated to this split.

[Library]

Not surprised at all. No one takes her relationships seriously anymore. She's a player. img.memecdn.com/scumbag-taylor-swift_o_795780.jpg

[mrsingle]

We, are never ever ever, getting back together

[Guy83]

@mrsingle Dont get me started on that song lol. Some of the worst pop music ever recorded. I

[mrsingle]

@Guy83 😄

[confusedgirl239]

Ugh I am so sick of seeing her on the media. I am also so done with listening to all her albums trash her exes. Waste of her dignity and waste of my time.

[nikki_24]

That girl needs to write songs about other thing besides the men she dated. Im not surprised at all they split because she is a serial dating opportunist.
Probably in two weeks from now she will be photographed kissing someone new.

[SoFeckinAddicted]

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[Bandit74]

I actually would have been more surprised if they didn't break up and ended up getting married and living happily ever after.

[LittleSally]

Me too.

[lightbulb27]

Who knows, they want to date as well, and I'm sure part of their game is to make it a media event becasue they have little choice.

But don't they have the same issues as all of us... compatibility, maturity, needy, selfishness, schedule issues, environmental issues, stress, etc? Its probably harder for them than those of us that can hide away... although one would think they could get on a yacht and get away from press... or to an island. she only made $170million last year...

[Nice_Guy_Last]

In related news, Taylor Swift now has new material for her next album.

Related question: Is Taylor Swift a whore? It sure seems like she dates guys purely to get more material (and by extension, more money). Not your most conventional method, I know, but it fits.

[Guy83]

Better question: Is Taylor being whored out by her managers? Probably...

[Nice_Guy_Last]

@Guy83
Mother of Pearl... Taylor Swift is actually the world's most famous hooker...

[Saoirse_Nua]

I answer a question about this yesterday, her romances have "Showmances" or "Beard" screaming all over them. I think she has a long term mechanic or something boyfriend in background, who knows even a long term girlfriend or she is young, free, single and gay. I am not sure of "Gay" one though I can't see it hurting her career. Although another intriguing theory she is "Asexual", I remember her and Harry Styles split over expectations with him being a randy goat. an' all.

[Nik1hil]

😂 She changes boyfriends faster then I change my masturbating techniques

[Eevee2026]

I'm so glad im not the only one that can't stand her. Good to see others not falling for her bulsh*t

[SuitAndTie]

She can't seem to hold on to a guy to save her life. Maybe she should be single for a while.

[Belgie]

I can tell you what he didn't get out of this - blowjobs.

Taylor has a million songs about breaking up - and not a one about blowjobs. These two facts are related.

[BubbleBoy69]

She's gay.

[LittleSally]

I've heard this... Can't say if I believe it or not. Hmmm

[Jager66]

I thought the rumor was that she's Bi?

[Guy83]

Lol... uh... yeah

[BruceJender]

That could explain it lol

[BumbleSuperBee]

Whew.. finally. Thats a relief. I still believe Tom is waay better than Taylor. Gah I hate her so much. Tom is such a bae..

[FakeName123]

She is nuts and megalomaniac. Though him choosing to be with her tells about him as well.

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[BumbleSuperBee]

Yea... you got a point there @FakeName123

[Puppylove94]

I think everyone should stay out of her damn love life. She makes music. idgaf about who she dates.

[yucel_eden]

It's not like we are spying on her.

She's revealing everything to us.

She wants us to know what a ho she is.

[LittleSally]

@yucel_eden Exactly... She literally loves when anyone talks about her - love life or anything else - as long as she's portrayed in a good girl light.

[Puppylove94]

Doesn't mean we need to pay attention to it tho

[yucel_eden]

You said stay out of her love life. Kinda different but yeah.

She's a bitch

[LittleSally]

If you love her as much as it seems you do - you'd want to pay attention to it - because she wants you to.

[Puppylove94]

Nahh I don't pay attention to that stuff at all. I just listen to music. I still thought she was dating Calvin harris lmao.

[yucel_eden]

Lol my assumption is that she's had 10 guys on the side since Calvin.

Don't follow but just an assumption knowing swift

[Zeeeeep]

She's a serial dater, going from one person to another. She is a great rolemodel and person besides that but seriously she should give someone a chance and stay with them.

[cinderelli]

she might be asexual.. so can't keep a relationship and eventually leaves the guy or get dumped.. but still she gets a song out of it so.. good for her