What's the most boring superhero you can come up with?

[just_tired]

[EpicDweeb]

I keep thinking of things that in hind sight actually sound like they could have interesting uses. The powers of the first characters I thought of involved being able to psychically write on paper and that was it, and a guy who could flip light switches with his mind. Which again... in hind sight would be a useful skill for a ninja to have xD

Anyway I guess I'll go with Plug Man... the middle aged balding Caucasian man who can plunge toilets with his magic plunger so that they never plug up again.

[LegateLanius]

I found this on Reddit
Brickman
The ability to permanently transform into a brick, the transformation takes two years and is irreversible.

[CarpetDenim]

That's great

[just_tired]

Brick approves
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QN8j8wLmKIA/hqdefault.jpg

[just_tired]

Not a bad superhero though.. He can whip out a trident and a future gun out of nowhere.

[venus-and-mars]

Lecture women! Yes cause girls can be superheroes too and. lectures are bloody boring. Would not want to run into her. The villains would be so bored they would probably try kill themselves instead of others. Once again she saves the day !! 😂

[just_tired]

That's good :D and still an effective superhero, nice!

[venus-and-mars]

Exactly! Like seriously what's more boring then that and can still win against evil 😂

[TuMeManques]

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I have this super power.

[just_tired]

Hey! Me too! Can I be your sidekick?

[TuMeManques]

Of course but you'll need a different name. Like Awkward Boy or something

[just_tired]

Oh yeah that'll work :D

[ShoeGirl24]

The Hoover Guy. He basically turns up, hoovers your whole house and then leaves

[just_tired]

I really need him right now. I wonder how I could call him..

[TwatTwig]

Dick man. He's just a dick to everyone

[just_tired]

More commonly known as Andy Dick

[taleswapper]

Obviousman. His superpower? The ability to show up at the worst possible time and say something so obvious and unhelpful it literally stuns.

*Arriving on-scene after someone has received a serious beatdown*
"Wow, that looks really painful. You should seek prompt medical attention, citizen! And avoid such conflicts in the future; they're bad for you!"

[just_tired]

I'd rename him Captain Obvious :)

[taleswapper]

Can't; someone's using that one, ovciously... ;)

[fawxy]

Cuppa, the superhero who can withstand hot juices poured into them, they constantly battle the evil kettle and milk jug for warmth

[just_tired]

Absolute mad lad!
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[xtermn8]

Captain Cubicle - has the power to do spreadsheets at superhuman speed

[just_tired]

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[speedyboye]

"Super"man. He's completely invincible and kills everything in a few hits, also he's charismatic and everything always goes the right way for him.
His only weakness is weakening around pieces of his home planet, but since that's across he galaxy, it may as well not even matter.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Aquaman

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[BeHappy1985]

The Hindsight Lad, his superpower is knowing how events could have played out differently in hindsight. Today better known as Captain Obvious.

[Leo3572]

Tree-man because he nust always stand at the same spot doing nothing cause he is a tree. Kind of boring

[Filipe97]

NiceMan. He is an SJW who hates violence and fights crime by offering the criminal a shoulder to cry on

[ThreeSheetsToTheWind]

Telegraph man. He bores his opponents to death by showing them his photo collection of vintage telegraph poles.

[Deathraider]

Oh, Mr. Nonexistent. He can not interact with anything whatsoever.

[Ramsey99Apeman]

An actual one. The pope.
He's nice and everything. But boring as hell.

[TallGuy96]

I. man, no not Iron man, Introverted Man... Boring and cringy i know

[jrallen175]

Fuck you man.

"Hey, don't steal that couch!"
"Why?"
"FUCK YOU!"

The end.

[Hefaistoz]

Couchman, the man who lies on a couch

[TallGuy96]

Ohhhhh very powerful

[MrSpine7]

A normal person who can tear papers easily

[rickyanswers]

Ant man. I'm sorry but an ant has no business being in the same catergory as a super hero lol

[anmari2001]

Teachers

[iamshan]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! xD

[iamshan]

The grammar corrector.. Woop woop hahaha xD

[JustGiveMeAUsername]

The amazing office worker man

[BronzedAdonis]

Blue anon

[just_tired]

👌👌

[peterpsak]

Nofalldamageman

[just_tired]

That's a pretty badass superpower actually :o

[omgjassy]

Superman

[Harsh_5299]

One punch man... can defeated anyone in 1 punch

[skel47]

If you dont get why he's a good super hero concept u are missing the entire point of him as a character...

[Halucinator]

@skel47 true lol
but still I'm not much of a fan

[Harsh_5299]

Well pre crisis Superman was Soo strong the authors literally had to make him weak (by kryptonite) to just make his story more interesting and not boring
OP characters are not meant to be heroes for a reason

[Halucinator]

I've gotta agree with this guy right here
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AN INVINCIBLE PIECE OF UNDEFEATABLE JUNK!

[Nora_Sutherlin]

Superman

[Duke1985]

Runaway Man

[SidKnee]

Walking man

[lilmissumshine]

Superman

[Anonymous]

Black Panther

[SportsBrah]

Justin Trudeoa.

[Revolver_]

I can't come up with one

[mojaaa]

Washing machine hero

[LordSpider]

Jimmy fallon

[Anonymous]

Superman

[olderbudweiser]

All of them...

[MrMaleMan]

FuckMeDaddy69

[ccforr]

Iron Man