What's the most boring superhero you can come up with?

What's the most boring superhero you can come up with?

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  • Lecture women! Yes cause girls can be superheroes too and. lectures are bloody boring. Would not want to run into her. The villains would be so bored they would probably try kill themselves instead of others. Once again she saves the day !! 😂

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  • Obviousman. His superpower? The ability to show up at the worst possible time and say something so obvious and unhelpful it literally stuns.

    *Arriving on-scene after someone has received a serious beatdown*
    "Wow, that looks really painful. You should seek prompt medical attention, citizen! And avoid such conflicts in the future; they're bad for you!"

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  • Cuppa, the superhero who can withstand hot juices poured into them, they constantly battle the evil kettle and milk jug for warmth

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  • "Super"man. He's completely invincible and kills everything in a few hits, also he's charismatic and everything always goes the right way for him.
    His only weakness is weakening around pieces of his home planet, but since that's across he galaxy, it may as well not even matter.

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  • The Hindsight Lad, his superpower is knowing how events could have played out differently in hindsight. Today better known as Captain Obvious.

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  • Captain Cubicle - has the power to do spreadsheets at superhuman speed

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  • Tree-man because he nust always stand at the same spot doing nothing cause he is a tree. Kind of boring

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  • I keep thinking of things that in hind sight actually sound like they could have interesting uses. The powers of the first characters I thought of involved being able to psychically write on paper and that was it, and a guy who could flip light switches with his mind. Which again... in hind sight would be a useful skill for a ninja to have xD

    Anyway I guess I'll go with Plug Man... the middle aged balding Caucasian man who can plunge toilets with his magic plunger so that they never plug up again.

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  • Telegraph man. He bores his opponents to death by showing them his photo collection of vintage telegraph poles.

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  • NiceMan. He is an SJW who hates violence and fights crime by offering the criminal a shoulder to cry on

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  • Oh, Mr. Nonexistent. He can not interact with anything whatsoever.

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  • An actual one. The pope.
    He's nice and everything. But boring as hell.

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  • I. man, no not Iron man, Introverted Man... Boring and cringy i know

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  • Ant man. I'm sorry but an ant has no business being in the same catergory as a super hero lol

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  • Fuck you man.

    "Hey, don't steal that couch!"
    "Why?"
    "FUCK YOU!"

    The end.

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  • Blue anon

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  • Nofalldamageman

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  • A normal person who can tear papers easily

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  • Couchman, the man who lies on a couch

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  • The amazing office worker man

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