Who's the most boring superhero of all?

[JohnnyBritish]

Which one of these superheroes is the most boring?
You can add your own boring favorite, think about it, which one of them has the most boring movie, or a tv show, or cartoon, or a comic book?

Iron Man

Superman

Captain America

Aquaman

Hawkeye

Green Lantern

Spider-Man

[John_Lion_84]

Superman is the MOST boring hero in history. The writers should stop making stories and kill him for good, he fly and safe the world but some green stone that everybody can get every time is killing me. Not self made, not motivitional (maybe growing up as an adopted hero can relate to some), HOPE starts with an H and not with an S (don't care of the symbol's origins). As a movie well the last one with Henry Cavill is much better than the one with Brandon Routh. The critics are are eating the hero alive (comics and movies) because of the lack of story and logic.

[ImaginativeDreamer]

The only one here who is not boring is Spider-Man, but the others are very monotonous.

[ImaginativeDreamer]

Thanks man

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Superman. Reading his comics is like ironing my hands. Shit I'm not gonna do nor am I gonna think about it cuz it makes me cringe.
Also - Hawkeye ftw. The only superhero I would actively chill with between missions. The chillest hero ever to hero. >[ he's like #3 on my favorites, under deadpool/gambit and dr. Strange

[LadyTerror]

I would have to say Squirrel Girl. There are times when she's entertaining but overall, I think she's meh

[Waffles731]

But what about Dazzler.
Also don't fuck with squirrel girl, she'll kick you ass

[LadyTerror]

@Waffles731 I've only read one comic about her so that's not enough to form an opinion :P

[Waffles731]

She is a disco X-man
Thats pretty fuckin sad

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

I'm not sure, maybe Ironing Man :P

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[lazermazer]

Lolz

[JudgmentDay]

Superman almost ALWAYS wins without much effort except against some really overpowered supervillains like Darkseid or Braniac, or against someone with a huge arsenal of kryptonite.

He has the fewest weaknesses of all of the "heroes" on the list. Everyone else on this list isn't so ridiculously overpowered on some cosmic or near-cosmic scale and have enough flaws and weaknesses that they would have to work with and overcome the challenges they face which keeps them interesting enough for me to want to read their comics, hear and watch their movies and stories.

[Zorax]

Well, the new Superman movie is kinda boring, but I liked old Superman movies back in the 80's, comic books & cartoons are very good too, as well as the 90's and 2000's Tv shows (Lois & Clark - The New Adventures of Superman, Smallville, Supergirl).
That's why I think Captain America and Iron Man are the most boring of all.

[ThePetSquirrel]

Captain Hindsight. southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/.../...ht-16x9.jpg

[Waffles731]

The Disco X-man Dazzler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler

[TiffyPuff]

Most boring? Superman or the Green Lantern. Invulnerable superheroes are lame.

[JohnnyBritish]

Superman is vulnerable to kryptonite, magic and red sun radiation.

[TiffyPuff]

So for all practical purposes, he's invulnerable.

[JohnnyBritish]

Unless you are stronger than steel ;)

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Not anymore. Isn't the newest universe superman invulnerable to everything and super op strong and some other bs? Like he took a nap on a red sun or someshit and read a book on magic and somehow isn't vulnerable to that anymore either?

[JohnnyBritish]

@TheLuckyPizzaDog I don't think so, but if that's true, than he is very lame, you're right, it's total bullshit.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

The super twins cause 1 can turn into a marine animal and the other can only turn into water. Superman can literally do everything. That's the definition of boring. 3rd is acquaman

[JohnnyBritish]

Well, Superman is not omnipotent, Silver Surfer has even more superpowers.

[abc3643]

TAXMAN...
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[Nice_Guy_Last]

Superman by far. His stories boil down to rival Kryptonians, baddie with Kryptonite, or Doomsday. He's frequently in the moral grey, and his actions often belie his subpar intelligence. He is the complete opposite of Batman as far as heroes go.

[I_am_imPaulsive]

Superman is the most boring... Anyone who has kryptonite can whoop his ass. Someone should build a kryptonite armour, ring, knife and so forth.. Smallville made that possible...

[Razzle-Dazzle]

Spider-Man. He has no superpowers, he's too slow and his fighting skills aren't up to much. All he does is jump around buildings on his web lol. he's the last one I'd call for help lol

[Waffles731]

Uh, Spider Man has superstrength, he has the proprtional strength of a spider and can throw cars, He has Super speed and can cling to walls

[LadyTerror]

No Superpowers and too slow? He's actually the strongest and most agile street-level character according to Marvel's handbook. Do you know anything about him?

[LadyTerror]

@Waffles731 exactly lol

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@LadyTerror

No I don't haha I like superman the best. I find Spiderman movies boring and iron man.

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@Waffles731

I still prefer superman lol

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Uhm Spiderman is extremely dexterous and agile, coupled with his spider sense which lets him sense things coming for him before it actually hits him, he's got excellent survivability. And he does have superhuman strength and his webbing is some kind of crazy polymer formulation or something I don't know the specifics but its really strong and not something to trifle with. Also early days Spiderman was one of the sassiest bitches around and is pretty chill. Like if I didn't hate spiders with a burning passion I'd wanna be him. But like. You know. Fuck spiders.

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@TheLuckyPizzaDog

He's still a Shit fighter to me. None of you will change my mind. Look at all of you getting angry coz I hate superman haha

[LadyTerror]

Uh we don't care who you like. You just got your facts wrong :P

[Razzle-Dazzle]

Spider-Man* not superman

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@LadyTerror

I don't think so... I'm judging by how he's portrayed in the movies. Too slow, and no skill lol

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

That's cool cuz I hate superman too.

[LadyTerror]

Even though he literally dodges bullets all the time (which he's done in every single movie) and has defeated people 5 times his size?

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@TheLuckyPizzaDog

You lot are crazy

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

No ones getting angry... like, normal people have things called debates where we present our opinions and back them up with facts (or somewhat logical reasoning). Were just refuting your claim that Spiderman is nonpowered, too slow, and all he does is jump around on buildings.

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@TheLuckyPizzaDog

I'm not here to debate. I gave my opinion and you're angry I think Spiderman is Shit. He is lol Grow up

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Well there you go. Any person that has ever picked up a comic book ever knows the Spiderman movies did not do him justice at all. We're actually helping you out, correcting your misconceptions. Your welcome.

[Waffles731]

We are nerds, we tend to be a little crazy but thats our charm

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@Waffles731

I don't mind that, but it's ridiculous people taking offence coz I don't like Spiderman

[LadyTerror]

Lol no one is angry and no one cares about your opinion. We were just correcting your facts that he's slow. I'm doubting if you've watched the movies yourself because he's dodged bullets in literally every one of them

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You can hate the character all you want but get the information right next time or it's just embarrassing :P

I'm also curious to know what "skills" Superman has since he relies only on his powers. He literally doesn't even try to fight and loses majority of the time when he's facing someone just as powerful or when his powers are taken away. I love Superman myself but fighting skills are definitely not his specialty.

[LadyTerror]

I meant to post this pic for the second one www.imfdb.org/.../600px-AmazSpider_09.jpg

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@LadyTerror

You are offended. I've seen Spiderman many times. He has nothing to offer at all. Stop crying over it girl. This isn't the school yard.

[mystintri]

@LadyTerror They are his specialty. It's his love for humans that makes him weak.

[ThePersonOfWhatever]

Coming from someone who hates Spider-Man, you really are embarrassing yourself. Everyone on this thread sounds calm except you.

[Razzle-Dazzle]

@ThePersonOfWhatever

Actually it seems to be you whos is angry... you deactivated and came back just to harrass me again

[ChocoLada]

Why are Spider-Man and Aquaman on the list? The two of them are not boring, but the rest of them mostly are.

[Femdomina]

Three most boring superheroes in my opinion are: Iron Man, Superman and Captain America.

[lazermazer]

Captain America, then iron man, then superman, just arranging 😜

[Femdomina]

@lazermazer Ok, lol :P

[lazermazer]

Ain't it right? Lol

[Femdomina]

@lazermazer Yup, haha :D

[lazermazer]

😊 xxoo

[openthedoors]

Hawkeye like that dude is actually a piece of shit superhero

[Jesenia]

Barrier Man lmao 😂😂😂
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[jacquesvol]

The most boring is

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[TheWiseOldMan2]

I hate to say it but I just don't love super man. I like the concept though. I just think he is so plain.. He's not bada$$ enough.

[Whaaaaa]

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[ThatBritishLad]

Superman's too flawless to be interesting. The right thing to do with him would be to make him absurdly just to the point of having zero moral flexibility. The sort of guy who'd execute someone who stole a loaf of bread for their family and junk.

[Anonymous]

Luke Cage is total SJW porn a strong power alpha male black guy fighting the system who gets into trouble with police but is bullet proof, has loads of sex with women who can't resist him but dumps the sistas like Misty Knight for skinny white girl with Daddy issues Jessica Jones. All thats missing from the Title is "Luke Cage Big Black Cock"
Im suprised that the main villian isn't an old white man upset about being mafe a cuckold.

[Opinion Owner]

Two people can't handle the truth.

[ThePersonOfWhatever]

Clearly you didn't watch the show yourself

[Opinion Owner]

@ThePersonOfWhatever if luke cage was white y'all be saying he's a chauvinist white supremacist.

[Prettygirl666]

Captain American becuz like wtf is he holding? A frisbee? Lol... I love Superman he's the man.

[BadOmen]

Superman. He sets the standard for vanilla-ass superhero.

[sugar95]

The only one I like is Superman. The rest are like... Why?

[FakeName123]

While Superman is fairly boring - he had some pretty decent storywriting over the years. Wonder Woman on the other hand I can't remember of a single interesting storyline - thus I go for her being the most boring.

[TuMeManques]

The invisible man. I never know what that guy is up too. Probably just napping in the corner 😉

[xXiTacoXx]

If Batman were on the list I'd pick him, but right after him is Ironman.

[JohnnyBritish]

Why would you think Batman is boring?

[akadatank44]

Green Lantern. He can be killed by one of those old school yellow pencils xD

[NewAgeCossack]

Err, Iron Man and Captain America, very boring movies.

[MickOHara]

Captain America, hands down, the most boring superhero movie I've ever seen.

[Pulcinella]

Iron Man, the movie was so boring, but the new Superman is also totally dull.

[ThePersonOfWhatever]

I find most of the ones on the poll boring lol. I guess I'm not that much into superheroes

[Prof_Don]

I say Superman. Seriously O. P.

[sparta13]

superman he is just show off...

[Anonymous]

Definitely Green Lantern

[JohnnyBritish]

Why him?

[Skeye89]

I'd say Thor or starfire. So that marvel and DC

[DizzyAster]

Superman, the recent movies just made him a bore.

[Jane1]

Captain America and Superman.

[mrkdvsn]

All of the above. Not into any of this stuff

[jakeofalltrades]

superman is boring, there is no challenge for him

[CHRIS11796]

Here we go again with that no challenge crap. 😩

[ChunLi]

I don't know, maybe Captain America.

[CHRIS11796]

How come batman's not on this list?

[JohnnyBritish]

Because he is a very interesting superhero.

[CHRIS11796]

Not really, kind of boring to me.

[JohnnyBritish]

Older Batman movies are much better than the new ones.

[OrangeKunoichi]

Iron Man, no doubt, very boring.

[HeidiTell]

Superman is the boringest :P

[xBlackxGirlx]

Hawkeye. Snoozefest

[Autumn-Bunny]

Hawk eye

[ChicoLopez]

A, B and C.

[ToruMatsuda]

I think water man