Who's the most useless superhero?

[beebella]

I don't know much about superheroes, but I was watching The Tick (the cartoon) earlier and it got me wondering about who the most useless superhero might be. 🤔

I know who

I don't know who

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Anybody remember Freakazoid? https://youtu.be/JZmw3jzX1t0

[MCheetah]

Captain Marvel. I didn't even have to think much about this question. It was either her or Squirrel Girl, but Squirrel Girl is MEANT to be a joke character who sucks. And when I say Captain Marvel, I'm talking about Carol Danvers, not Billy Batson, or Monica Rambeau.

And it's not even just Brie Larson; this character is just as much of a raging Karen in the comics, as well. She didn't use to be. She used to be a bad-ass in the 90s. Sexy as hell, and brave too. Then woke retards took over the American comic book industry in 2014. Now Captain Marvel literally looks like a man in the comics. As androgynous and borderline-male-looking as possible.

Oh, and because amoral feminists write "her" as an avatar for themselves, the character is also a piece of sh*t human being, as well. You could actually argue Brie Larson was IDEAL casting in that regard, except Larson still looks too much like a female. Maybe the ambiguously transgendered Mackenzie Davis (from Terminator Dark Fate) would've been better, but who knows if she's got more sand than the Sahara in her "vagina" to play Captain Marvel in the MCU.

Anyway. Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel is a piece of sh*t character, a useless superhero who saves no one and gets adoration and praise just for existing, and a terrible person, both in the comics and MCU. Ironically, Captain Marvel would make an amazing supervillain.

Carol Danvers went from this in the late 90s...

.. To this, nowadays. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

... CARL MANVERS!

[Silas_153]

I don't even care about Marvel and D. C. comic book superheroes and superheroines, but even I have to admit that's really sad. :(
Real women don't look like that flat-chested, short-haired androgynous freak in the pictures above. I thought feminists hated men, so why are they trying so hard to look like us? Are they just confused?

[MCheetah]

@Silas_153
Feminists hate men because they AREN'T men. Their ideal society would be to turn women into their sh*tty idea of what "Alpha Males" are, and turn women into the weaklings and damsels they think all other women are.

By turning Carol basically into a transwoman, they subconsciously are saying she can't be taken seriously unless she's more masculine. It's all just projection and envy, really.

[MCheetah]

*and turn men into the weaklings and damsels they think all other women are.

[Silas_153]

That makes sense.

[Kaneki05]

Pretty much any that don't kill or permently stop there villian. Like batman, he just let's joker brake out kill some people then stops him and repeat. if your a hero but the villians just keep coming back killing people everytime.
Your pretty usless at saving people.

[Jessica405]

Dangermouse! He would be lost if it wasn't for his sidekick Penfold!

[AndrewMG]

What! Dangermouse had some serious superhero skills! I mean he could single eyed fail an eye test! That's talent! lol

[Jessica405]

@AndrewMG LOL!!

[Agape93]

Crimson chin

[Wade8888]

Charles Xavier

Because of his ridiculous pacifism, the Good Mutants all get killed by evil human racists, just as Magneto warned.

I don't defend any of Magneto's actions, necessarily, because even though Stan Lee claimed that he did not intend Magneto to be viewed as a villain, Magneto nevertheless commits many attrocities of his own as bad or worse in some cases than the German's slaughtering the Jews in the real world. So Magneto warns against a coming Holocaust, which Xavier constantly defends the humans, including the evil humans.

So the death of Wolverine and the othe rmutants is Charles Xaviers fault, since he could have stopped it legally and morally by just doing somethin gwith his own mutant powers, but instead he does nothing.

[MasseurDeMojo]

Personally, I do not like the Tick. He just seems to be there, and not really all there in his head.

Then you have Domino; everything she does, and succeeds is all because of luck, that just seems very anticlimactic. Yes, she does look good, but to totally have luck as a super power. Not a good one overall. Your luck may run out one day.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Aquaman was the most useless superhero and I watched him when I was a kid

This is the Old fashion Aquaman from back in the day, what da fuq can he do? LMBO

[AndrewMG]

See my ultimate superhero has no unique skills but in this modern age of argument/having an opinion on anything (despite not having al the facts) has a skill which might come across as useless. I introduce you to Logic Guy... a person who rather than trolls/talks rubbish on the internet instead takes both sides of the argument and comes across with an informed answer. I mean it sounds so far fetched it might as well be a useless superhero! lol

[Silas_153]

Someone like that would actually be useful though.

[Anonymous]

Omg, someone who like the Tick. Most people dont even know that exists.

Die Fledermaus is pretty useless but there is scene in The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part I) of Venture Bros that comes to mind where Holy Diver (Shore Leave) and Skypilot (Mile High) spend so long going through the exciting process of donning their armour etc that by the time they are ready they are no longer needed.

Seem like they must be at least in the running.

[NathanDavis]

this one is

no contaban con mi astucia...

[Lynx122]

Heavy Man (I just made him up). He can double his weight by adding fat that's his power and then he just stays like that he can't change back. So next time he uses his power he'll be 4 times his original weight.

[TurboKid]

Crimson Bolt. No cuts, no buts!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9IdM84YVmV0

[Sonorous]

😂 I've always skipped past that movie everywhere I saw it but now I wanna watch it

[TurboKid]

@Sonorous I found it oddly kind of disturbing and funny at the same time. :-D

[Sonorous]

Oh okay so it's an accurate representation of life 🤣

[BCA6010]

Captain Hindsight.

Although collectively, "The Immortals" are worth a dishonorable mention.

[BCA6010]

Correction I meant "The Eternals."

[SaanviXOXO]

Winter Soldier (no hate)... he's just got a metal arm and some good amount of strength... like no magical power or something like that 😆

[jshm2]

Batman.

He has no superpower, and is basically a billionaire vigilante with a chip on his shoulder, and attacks the mentally ill.

[bones0271]

He is genius which is very intelligent

[DCooper]

The Tick rocks :) As far as useless, I was thinking of the Civic Minded Five before I even read the rest of your post, lol. I'll go with Carpeted Man.

[Silas_153]

The Green Lantern. His weakness is the colour yellow.

[humanearth]

Pantie Man

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tLtKUCmdjN8

(Yes that was me in 2007)

[Kenpachi04]

I don't understand the question ! The term superhero is given only when one is extremely useful! If he isn't useful itself then he is not a superhero in my opinion!🙏

[dolemite89]

really really big man from rocko’s modern life, even when he tried to save people he usually he ended up making things way worse 😂

[NYCQuestions1976]

Procrastination Man, or Powered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy.

[dolemite89]

i love how powdered toast man use to fly backwards 🤣

[MCheetah]

No you not talking about my nigga Powered Toast Man! HOW DARE YOU!

[NYCQuestions1976]

@dolemite89 Also upside-down. 👍

[NYCQuestions1976]

@MCheetah LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME!

[NYCQuestions1976]

Response to update: Freakazoid was awesome.

[Noodle_fan]

this guy

[Noodle_fan]

i thought you are asking :worst superhero lol

[Pasiton5]

All the ones without any power, can't fly and can't dodge or withstand or out run s bullet, i would put up at top of list

[loveslongnails]

I don't know - does Robin count? Are Batman and Robin superhero's?