Who's the most useless superhero?

Question

I don't know much about superheroes, but I was watching The Tick (the cartoon) earlier and it got me wondering about who the most useless superhero might be. 🤔

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

Captain Marvel. I didn't even have to think much about this question. It was either her or Squirrel Girl, but Squirrel Girl is MEANT to be a joke character who sucks. And when I say Captain Marvel, I'm talking about Carol Danvers, not Billy Batson, or Monica Rambeau.

And it's not even just Brie Larson; this character is just as much of a raging Karen in the comics, as well. She didn't use to be. She used to be a bad-ass in the 90s. Sexy as hell, and brave too. Then woke retards took over the American comic book industry in 2014. Now Captain Marvel literally looks like a man in the comics. As androgynous and borderline-male-looking as possible.

Oh, and because amoral feminists write "her" as an avatar for themselves, the character is also a piece of sh*t human being, as well. You could actually argue Brie Larson was IDEAL casting in that regard, except Larson still looks too much like a female. Maybe the ambiguously transgendered Mackenzie Davis (from Terminator Dark Fate) would've been better, but who knows if she's got more sand than the Sahara in her "vagina" to play Captain Marvel in the MCU.

Anyway. Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel is a piece of sh*t character, a useless superhero who saves no one and gets adoration and praise just for existing, and a terrible person, both in the comics and MCU. Ironically, Captain Marvel would make an amazing supervillain.

Carol Danvers went from this in the late 90s...

.. To this, nowadays. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

Kaneki05 · Accepted Answer

Pretty much any that don't kill or permently stop there villian. Like batman, he just let's joker brake out kill some people then stops him and repeat. if your a hero but the villians just keep coming back killing people everytime.
Your pretty usless at saving people.

Jessica405 · Accepted Answer

Dangermouse! He would be lost if it wasn't for his sidekick Penfold!

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

Crimson chin

Wade8888 · Answer

Charles Xavier

Because of his ridiculous pacifism, the Good Mutants all get killed by evil human racists, just as Magneto warned.

I don't defend any of Magneto's actions, necessarily, because even though Stan Lee claimed that he did not intend Magneto to be viewed as a villain, Magneto nevertheless commits many attrocities of his own as bad or worse in some cases than the German's slaughtering the Jews in the real world. So Magneto warns against a coming Holocaust, which Xavier constantly defends the humans, including the evil humans.

So the death of Wolverine and the othe rmutants is Charles Xaviers fault, since he could have stopped it legally and morally by just doing somethin gwith his own mutant powers, but instead he does nothing.

MasseurDeMojo · Answer

Personally, I do not like the Tick. He just seems to be there, and not really all there in his head.

Then you have Domino; everything she does, and succeeds is all because of luck, that just seems very anticlimactic. Yes, she does look good, but to totally have luck as a super power. Not a good one overall. Your luck may run out one day.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Aquaman was the most useless superhero and I watched him when I was a kid  This is the Old fashion Aquaman from back in the day, what da fuq can he do? LMBO

AndrewMG · Answer

See my ultimate superhero has no unique skills but in this modern age of argument/having an opinion on anything (despite not having al the facts) has a skill which might come across as useless. I introduce you to Logic Guy... a person who rather than trolls/talks rubbish on the internet instead takes both sides of the argument and comes across with an informed answer. I mean it sounds so far fetched it might as well be a useless superhero! lol

Anonymous · Answer

Omg, someone who like the Tick. Most people dont even know that exists.

Die Fledermaus is pretty useless but there is scene in The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part I) of Venture Bros that comes to mind where Holy Diver (Shore Leave) and Skypilot (Mile High) spend so long going through the exciting process of donning their armour etc that by the time they are ready they are no longer needed.

Seem like they must be at least in the running.

NathanDavis · Answer

this one is no contaban con mi astucia...

Lynx122 · Answer

Heavy Man (I just made him up). He can double his weight by adding fat that's his power and then he just stays like that he can't change back. So next time he uses his power he'll be 4 times his original weight.

TurboKid · Answer

Crimson Bolt. No cuts, no buts!

BCA6010 · Answer

Captain Hindsight. Although collectively, "The Immortals" are worth a dishonorable mention.

SaanviXOXO · Answer

Winter Soldier (no hate)... he's just got a metal arm and some good amount of strength... like no magical power or something like that 😆

jshm2 · Answer

Batman.  He has no superpower, and is basically a billionaire vigilante with a chip on his shoulder, and attacks the mentally ill.

DCooper · Answer

The Tick rocks :) As far as useless, I was thinking of the Civic Minded Five before I even read the rest of your post, lol. I'll go with Carpeted Man.

Silas_153 · Answer

The Green Lantern. His weakness is the colour yellow.

humanearth · Answer

Pantie Man (Yes that was me in 2007)

Kenpachi04 · Answer

I don't understand the question ! The term superhero is given only when one is extremely useful! If he isn't useful itself then he is not a superhero in my opinion!🙏

dolemite89 · Answer

really really big man from rocko’s modern life, even when he tried to save people he usually he ended up making things way worse 😂

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

Procrastination Man, or Powered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy.

Noodle_fan · Answer

this guy

Pasiton5 · Answer

All the ones without any power, can't fly and can't dodge or withstand or out run s bullet, i would put up at top of list

loveslongnails · Answer

I don't know - does Robin count? Are Batman and Robin superhero's?

ibodi · Answer

ant man from Europe the same? I have not watched it but feel shit but I just want to watch shit lol

InfobotLives · Answer

I am the most useless superhero 🤔

ALewis30 · Answer

Really really big man from rocko’s modern life series.

Anonymous · Answer

Powdered Toast Man is pretty useless You look like a cammer Ginna_XX

ChefPapiChulo · Answer

probably you if you were a super hero.

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

Mr Fantastic has a super stretchable dick

jennifer_bloom · Answer

Probably grumpy bear from the Care Bears

Nik1hil · Answer

Aquaman.. Seems pretty weak.. Outside water...

CrypticViper · Answer

Robin, he's just there, he doesn't do anything.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

There are a lot of them.

Iron_Man · Answer

Probably Robin Batmans  sidekick

eyekneepain · Answer

Um mermaid man in spongebob

John1972 · Answer

Hindsight lad

JesseJayNeak · Answer

Batman. Because of his no kill policy

ChiTown33 · Answer

Captain Obvious

exitseven · Answer

Bouncing Boy

fonduegirl · Answer

You.

UnicornU · Answer

Superman

Andres77 · Answer

Robin

COMMODOREII · Answer

Blankman lol

Fuentes · Answer

I could not tell you

lpoots · Answer

captain prostrate

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

Dark wing duck

ayomanwya · Answer

The Thing

moejoeloli · Answer

I am

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