Do you think you’ll survive a true horror movie 🎥 ?

[Pinay_ako]

Same 🫤

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Lemme rephrase the question: do you think you’ll survive a real life horror movie if you were in the movie not as an actor but yourself? Regardless if you watch or not. How’s your surviving skills? Examples below:

The Conjuring: you’re fighting a demon/paranormal
Slasher movie: Freddy or Jason or Michael Myers/leather face/hills have eyes
Zombie movies
Human centipede

[Punk-y]

As a horror movie fan: No, I wouldn't, I obviously have no chance against the paranormal, I can't run too fast and if I lose my contacts/glasses I'm literally dead

[jengeorge26]

I don’t watch horror movies

[Pinay_ako]

Do you think you’ll survive it? 🤣

[jengeorge26]

No, that’s why I don’t watch lol

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 😂 good to know

[DizzyDesii]

Im very speedy in running away. I tend to trip when walking but never when running. I dont look back so if its not in front of me, i’d never know how close the killer is. Im not that aware of my surroundings so if they walk up on me, they could easily kill me but other than that, I’m gone 🏃‍♀️ And i prefer to run alone because i dont want to be tempted to use my sidekick as a distraction for the killer while i get away

[DizzyDesii]

My mouth is likely what would get me killed. I talk too much and dont negotiate too well lmao

[Guardian45]

You're EVIL! Outrunning Tom! 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

I’d be the girl who was in hiding the whole film that you forgot about her and i’d come out of the tree at the end lol

[DizzyDesii]

@Guardian45 i am partially which is why i dont need to be possessed because they’d enjoy me too much

[DizzyDesii]

Freddie might gut me but i’d seduce him and burn his dick off. Jason might slit my throat but i’d put his head in a box full of acid water like some Jigsaw type shit. Michael is just ugh! I don't know how to kill that mf. He just needs to be decapitated and chopped into little pieces and fed to sharks

[Pinay_ako]

Same!!! 😂

[neoagent1]

Luckily the first 3 could never exist.. I wouldn't even try to put myself in the human centipede situation, having a crap car going to the middle of nowhere and breaking down.. never eat or drink what a stranger gives you in that kind of situation.

[Pinay_ako]

I never watched it. Just the preview. It looks scary 😦 af coz it could happen irl

[Chazmatazz269]

Almost certainly. You know that scene in “Avengers” when Bruce Banner says to Steve Rogers, “That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.”? That’s me. I wish a mufugga WOULD give me reason to murder them. Lord above, please gimme a psycho to murder today, PLEASE!
Ell oh ell!

[Snsl153]

Maybe I wouldn't, but I do know this for sure: I wouldn't make the kind of stupid mistakes that victims (especially female teenagers) make in horror flicks. Like, for example, going into a dark, creepy house at night to try to escape from a pursuing killer. Or running away from a killer, and just when you think they'll make it, they stop and turn around (that's what happened to the Sarah Michelle Gellar character in 'I Know What You Did Last Summer').

[RavVid]

No. If you have any hesitancy you will be dead. In close quarter combat there are about three strikes till you are dead or completely disabled. Even in medieval times with head to foot armor that was true. So a villain who has uncontrolled violence is going to kill.

[Crafteroon]

Depends on the type of horror movie. A classic slasher, probably. A supernatural gore fest probably not. Fast zombies/crazies/crossed, probably not, slow zombies sure. In a thriller I would probably be a surviving side character existing outside of the plot.

The biggest reason would be at what moment would I realize that I was in a movie.

[Sirenboobzilla]

I'm a white blonde with big boobs and I ran track. As long as I run for it and don't have sex, I should live 😆

[ProVox]

Let's be honest, you'll trip and fall like the rest. 😆

[Sirenboobzilla]

I said SHOULD! SHOULD was the key word there lol
But with my luck, yeah probably

[Guardian45]

Wait! WHY would you have sex if you're running for your life?

[Sirenboobzilla]

It's like a staple of every horror movie. The chick that has sex ends up dying

[Smoke-n-Growls]

Lol, the true survivor! Plot armour engage!

[Guardian45]

*WHOA* I GOTTA start watching MORE horror movies!

[Smoke-n-Growls]

Oh fuck no. I can hardly survive catching a preview unaware.

I'd probably be killed in the intro scene in an estsblishing shot, or best case I'd be the weirdo hermit in a small commune that trades in plants and small trinkets.

[ObscuredBeyond]

Joe Biden's America is just inches from becoming a horror movie version of Idiocracy. I'm apparently still existing, though it's not truly living. When Florida becomes one of the last bastions of sanity, the outcome looks bleak.

[Smoke-n-Growls]

F-Florida is gonna be a bastion of sanity? Damn, America's in worse shape than I imagine.

[ObscuredBeyond]

@Smoke-n-Growls : In Florida, most will at least hear you out if you want to point out some inconvenient truth. They may not like it, but they can still nod and be civil. In Michigan, they will cover their ears, roll their eyes, and run away acting like bratty children.

Show a study that contradicts the mainstream narrative.

In Florida: Locals be like: "Well damn."

In Michigan: You get blocked online instantly by whoever was offended by the truth. The attorney general puts you on a watchlist.

In New York: Mob tries to burn your house down.

In Illinois: Same as New York.

In Indiana: They shrug their shoulders, and shoot up some more meth.

In Colorado: You get prosecuted for speaking something so contrarian.

In Wyoming: Cows don't care. They're too busy worrying about AOC's opinion of them.

In California: You're not only prosecuted for showing contradictory evidence, but charged with a "hate crime" based on who *might* be offended by what you have to say!

In Georgia: Your evidence gets hacked within an hour. You go back to it, and it's... gone.

In Alabama: They're too busy eating alligators to care.

In Texas: You're whisked away to a FEMA camp for what you had to say.

In Tennessee: The governor threatens to put you in a concentration camp.

In Kentucky: Instantly blocked.

North Dakota: CPS sets out to destroy your entire family in retaliation, and has you branded a "white supremacist" for good measure.

South Dakota: You're probably fine, but there's hardly anyone to talk to. They're more concerned about their governor not being harder on creepy men in dresses preying on kids in locker rooms.

Montana: You're on your way to jail, Typhoid Mary!

Idaho: "Gosh! I can't believe, like, how paranoid you are!"

Washington State: "You are a threat to all existence! You're worse than Samara!"

Oregon: "White supremacist! Kill it!"

[ObscuredBeyond]

Arizona: The farmers will agree with you. FEMA will try to lock you up, and the Mexican gangbangers will pull out sniper rifles and try to shut you up.

New Mexico: Same as Arizona. But with more meth.

Oklahoma: "Don't piss off the powers that be! We need our casinos operational!"

Nevada: "Welcome to Vegas Jail! Even suckier than you remember seeing it on TV!"

Arkansas: "Ready to find out how accurate Jessica Kent's videos are?"

Minnesota: "Ew! A racist! You'd probably kill George Floyd too! Reeeeeee!"

Wisconsin: Drinks to forget you exist.

Nebraska: "Tornadoes, man!"

East Coast: "We're too smart to have to listen to you!" (proceed to not be able to define what a woman is.)

DC: Whisks you away to some undisclosed location, completely disregards all your constitutional rights like it's a challenge, blames you for January 6th when you were never even there, and then proceeds to make everyone forget about you by assassinating a water car inventor, then staging a school shooting to get everyone talking about gun control instead.

Compared to all that, Florida is a bastion of what's left of sanity. And that's in spite the rednecks, in spite the black 20-year-old girls that like to smoke right next to gas pumps like flaming imbeciles, in spite the Honduran nationals hired by construction firms - who can't be bothered to learn the local alcohol laws, etc.

[Still-alive]

probably not cause im that one guy who has to go check out the noise or whatever lol. usually its just a racoon or something but one day it might be Jason Voorhees :o

[Pinay_ako]

R u the one who says Hello? When there’s noise in the basement knowing Leatherface lives there 😂

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 I just repeated what you said. 🤣 those people are funny. Hello? Is that you, Jason?

[Still-alive]

usually i don't make noise myself... unless its my cat then i start meowing at him loll

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 meooooww 🐈‍⬛

[userxvi]

Yeah that horror film is on the way with the economy set to collapse, food shortages, china invading Taiwan and who knows what else. Time to stock up on food, ammo and guns and get the hell out of urban areas and be ready for the hordes of looters that will inevitably target homes and rural places when the cities have nothing left.

I am ready. Are you?

[Andres77]

The bad guy should be afraid of something.

That's me.

Horror movies really just make me angry because I want to "fix" them, and by that I mean utterly destroy the one causing wanton harm and death.

[Adam1978]

I would not be so stupid as most people are in horror movies. So increased chance of survival but in no means a guaranteed one. It's all about the horror setting.

[Chris7094]

I'm a White guy so they usually make us the killers.

[EmmaMary]

Absolutely No Chance whatsoever.

[Guardian45]

Ditto!🤣

[EmmaMary]

@Guardian45

Really? And I do truly ask Really?

[Guardian45]

Yeah, I guess so. I'm accident-prone.😁😅😂🤣👍

[Wubs3000]

I wouldn't survive any except the human centipede and conjuring. For the conjuring literally just move before you get possessed, and for the human centipede just don't go to jail

[Blackcosmo]

Not a chance although if i had to run from a normal human I have a good chance of getting away.

[BCRanger10]

Yes, because unlike 90% of horror movie characters, I'm not a total dimwit.

[Fuentes]

No i would get murdered or I would run far away. Once something is DEMONIC I'm running and staying so clear lol that's why i dont watch horror anymore it's bad for the soul. The devil has been kicked out of my life for good.

[andreasderjuengere]

I'm not interested in watching one.

So I will survive any of them easily :)

[Shadow_Monarch]

Conjuring, and Freddie no way. Can't escape something that can poses you. And can't escape a dream monster.
Others, I could probably survive.

[bigpauly]

No way, I’m half Hispanic. They never survive if they are even put in the movie to begin with lol

[Guardian45]

I'm not sure I would survive this:

Relic

[EmmaMary]

@guardian45

I know fully well that I most definitely wouldn't.

[Guardian45]

We'll die together!🤣👍

[Guardian45]

@EmmaMary

[pizzalovershouse]

Not if I'm in the percentage meant to be die

[Sparkie460]

Yeah I know I would be able to survive. I can't say the same thing about the villain.

[MrPickles13]

Doubtful but I still think it could be entertaining.

[NathanDavis]

I'd make sure no one else survives...

[Pinay_ako]

Ooh damnnn Jason 🤣

[NathanDavis]

[Pinay_ako]

I love me freaks 🤣

[NathanDavis]

okay, you might survive in my horror movie run... lol

[Pinay_ako]

Run to you? 😉

[NathanDavis]

probably...

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 you don’t seem excited 😜 fine

[NathanDavis]

just biding my time... until the time is right, lol

[Alex8736]

As a realist I see horror movies as comedies

[Pinay_ako]

Will you survive it?

[Alex8736]

Already have

[Pinay_ako]

How? 🍿

[Wyldsparrow]

I would most definitely die lol 🤣🤣🤣

[Guardian45]

Me TOO!😅😂🤣👍

[Zolly99999]

Me... Definitely! 😉

[Pinay_ako]

Yay the hero 🦸‍♂️ 🤣. I’ll stick with you at all times to live another day

[Zolly99999]

Absolutely 😉 I got your back

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

Yup, I believe I can survive them.

[qwert1234]

Hell no.

My fatass can't run.

[Phoenix98]

I’d say my odds are pretty decent.

[Wise4myage]

You mean in real life? Maybe.

[User_69]

That guy looks like Trevor in GTA V 😁😁😁

[magiusX26]

i would thrive

[Agape93]

Depends on the movie

[Pinay_ako]

depends on what

[Agape93]

On the movie. Immortal slasher, regular serial killer, monster movie, cosmic horror etc.

[Pinay_ako]

What horror movie do you think you’ll most likely live?

[Agape93]

Serial killer or certain monster movies and maaaaaybe the alien franchise. Maybe b