How well would you and your 2 friends do against 4 vampires?

[Anonymous]

The vampires have typical powers of super strength, turn into bats and immortality. They are weak against holy items like crosses, crucific, holly water, sunlight and decapitation. How well would you and your friends do against a head on fight against them?

[MCheetah]

You act as if I haven't f*cked up a vampire before. If a small five-foot-nothing woman like Sarah Michelle Gellar can kill hundreds of them, then so can I. Also, it doesn't help them that my blood is toxic (A+) and will result in instant death if they try to drink me.

I knew plenty of vampire women growing up (many of them Canadian, oddly enough). I've even killed the "Thirteen" movie trio; Vanessa Hudgens, Nikki Reed, and Evan Rachel Wood. I know how to slay vamp pussies easily.

Vanessa Hudgens (dead)

Evan Rachel Wood (dead)

Nikki Reed (dead)

Kate Todd (dead)

My Ex-girlfriend Amanda (double dead!)