I'm in the mood to solve some riddles, so... What's your favourite riddle?

[Genie23]

Currently mine is- I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?

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Sorry! Medical emergency but now I'm back. Let's see how many of them I can guess it right, lol

[NamerOfStars]

I'm tall when I'm young but short when I'm old. What am I?

[YesterdaysChild]

Any human being. We get shorter when we age because the discs in our backs are old and have compressed, which makes us shorter than when we were young.

[NamerOfStars]

@YesterdaysChild No, sorry.

[Sour-rose]

Time?

[NamerOfStars]

@Sour-rose Good guess, but no.

[Genie23]

A used candle!!

[NamerOfStars]

Yes! Well done!

[Genie23]

Yay!!! 🙃

[FunkyMonkee]

New Mexico.

What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?

Two men in a boat with only a pack of cigarettes and no matches between them, how do they manage to smoke?

[YesterdaysChild]

I asked the boat question already Johnny come lately. :)

[FunkyMonkee]

@YesterdaysChild I didn't see it here and I already asked it last week on another thread asking for riddles.

[YesterdaysChild]

Well, then you beat me to the punch. :)

[FunkyMonkee]

@YesterdaysChild That's okay, it's not like I win anything.

[YesterdaysChild]

Two survivors of a shipwreck were in a boat. They wanted a smoke and had 3 cigarettes between them, but they had no matches. How did they smoke their cigarettes?

[Siri137]

One of them had eye-glasses, and used this to focus the sun's rays onto the tip of one of the cigarettes, thus igniting it. The others then used this lit cigarette to light the others.

[YesterdaysChild]

@Siri137 No, this is an old one and I thought everyone would get it. They toss one of the cigarettes overboard which makes the boat a "cigarette lighter".

[Siri137]

A-ha. :D

[YesterdaysChild]

@Siri137 Why do certain crooked musicians stay at a certain hotel?

[Genie23]

I enjoyed the first riddle!

What's the answer to the second riddle? I'm lost!

@Grond21 You think you can guess it right?

[Grond21]

Because they fiddled with the scales? They were not in harmony? They used bad notes?

[Sour-rose]

"I'm golden until i'm broken."

Love that one

[Genie23]

I can't figure that one out! 😭

@sirderpsalot123 Trying solving this!

[Grond21]

A vow?

[Genie23]

@Grond21 I thought that too but for some reason I felt I was wrong. 🤔

[sirderpsalot123]

I got nothing for this one, lol...

[Genie23]

@sirderpsalot123 I'm pleased to hear that, Smartypants 🤣

[Grond21]

Yeah, the Golden part is throwing me.

[Sour-rose]

@Grond21 Omg, yo, y'all really ha-

Okay. Here's a hint. Library.

[sirderpsalot123]

Is it the golden rule of being quiet?

[htmndg183]

Silence?

[Sour-rose]

@htmndg183 *blows victory trumpets and beat boxes of victory*

[htmndg183]

Thank you. Where is my reward? :p

[Sour-rose]

@htmndg183 you are now one of my gag friends I can say I truly love. <3

[htmndg183]

Aww thank you. I thought you loved me from before too lol. Love you too ❤️

[Grond21]

I love seeing friends on here!

Also, what is the golden silence rule?

[Sour-rose]

@Grond21 "Silence is golden." a thing i notice in libraries... until someone laughs and now it is broken.

[Grond21]

Ahh, I gotcha

[CrimsonAngel09]

Your riddle: I'm guessing a map?

Mine: Often will I spin a tale, never will I charge a fee. I'll amuse you an entire eve, but, alas you won't remember me.

[Genie23]

You are indeed correct!

Oooh!! Oooh!! This has to be a dream!!

[LiamJHayden]

Completely stupid one I heard in middle school, but it still makes me giggle for some reason:

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because he was dead.

[Genie23]

That made me chuckle 😂😂😂

[tfan1]

What is it that is weightless, can be seen with the naked eye, and if you put it into a barrel - it will make the barrel lighter?

[YesterdaysChild]

Colorized helium?

[tfan1]

@YesterdaysChild - good guess but wrong 🙂

[Genie23]

I am clueless! 😭 What's the answer?

[tfan1]

A hole. You put a hole in the barrel. Taken from Nickelodeon’s show - Are You Afraid of the Dark?

[Genie23]

This is gold!!!

OMG, I would watch that show as a kid! That and Goosebumps!!

[exitseven]

What do you throw away the outside, cook the inside then eat the outside and throw away the inside?

[Genie23]

Oh! Oh! A boiled egg!!!

[fuddly]

Corn on they cob

[humanearth]

Sounds like that might be a Map,

Am I right, because that's the only thing that makes sense

[Genie23]

You sure are!

[humanearth]

YES YES YES

[Genie23]

LOL! 🙃

[WalnutButter]

I have one.

[Genie23]

Then tell me!

[Grond21]

Map?

[Genie23]

Damn!! You're good! I couldn't get it right the first time, lol

[Grond21]

Haha, thanks!

What is white and black and red all over?

[Genie23]

Oooh!! I know that one!! A newspaper 😎

[Grond21]

Yes!! Nice!

Now here is one my dad made up. A little silly, but the best kind of silly.

What is white and black and green all over?

[Genie23]

This is tough!!! Give me some time 😯

[Grond21]

Haha, it is a funny answer

[sirderpsalot123]

A map?

[sirderpsalot123]

Uhh... What is at the end of a rainbow?

[Genie23]

Damn!! You and Grond both got it right within few seconds while it took me minutes 😭

[sirderpsalot123]

I'm a smart Derp 😎

[Genie23]

I can't deny that as much as I hate to admit that, lol. 😫

End of the rainbow... This must be a trick question...

[sirderpsalot123]

😂😂😂

The letter "W"

I tried giving you an easy one because I didn't want you to look bad on your own question...

[Genie23]

I was about to say W!!! Why did you answer iy before asking me whether I give up? 😭

[sirderpsalot123]

You should have said that in your first reply! I don't give second chances over here 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

And because you put me on the spot under someone else's opinion, lol...

[Genie23]

LMAO! And I'll do it AGAIN! 🤣🤣🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

🥱 talking a lot of shit for someone who can't solve a simple riddle

[Genie23]

Hey! I solded Grond's puzzle. So, ha ha!

[Rohaan2020]

a map?

[Genie23]

Indeed!

[fuddly]

What's brown and sticky?

[fuddly]

A stick