I'm in the mood to solve some riddles, so... What's your favourite riddle?

[Genie23]

Currently mine is- I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?

Updates

11 mo

Sorry! Medical emergency but now I'm back. Let's see how many of them I can guess it right, lol

[NamerOfStars]

I'm tall when I'm young but short when I'm old. What am I?

[YesterdaysChild]

Any human being. We get shorter when we age because the discs in our backs are old and have compressed, which makes us shorter than when we were young.

[NamerOfStars]

@YesterdaysChild No, sorry.

[Sour-rose]

Time?

[NamerOfStars]

@Sour-rose Good guess, but no.

[Genie23]

A used candle!!

[NamerOfStars]

Yes! Well done!

[Genie23]

Yay!!! 🙃

[FunkyMonkee]

New Mexico.

What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?

Two men in a boat with only a pack of cigarettes and no matches between them, how do they manage to smoke?

[YesterdaysChild]

I asked the boat question already Johnny come lately. :)

[FunkyMonkee]

@YesterdaysChild I didn't see it here and I already asked it last week on another thread asking for riddles.

[YesterdaysChild]

Well, then you beat me to the punch. :)

[FunkyMonkee]

@YesterdaysChild That's okay, it's not like I win anything.

[YesterdaysChild]

Two survivors of a shipwreck were in a boat. They wanted a smoke and had 3 cigarettes between them, but they had no matches. How did they smoke their cigarettes?

[Siri137]

One of them had eye-glasses, and used this to focus the sun's rays onto the tip of one of the cigarettes, thus igniting it. The others then used this lit cigarette to light the others.

[YesterdaysChild]

@Siri137 No, this is an old one and I thought everyone would get it. They toss one of the cigarettes overboard which makes the boat a "cigarette lighter".

[Siri137]

A-ha. :D

[YesterdaysChild]

@Siri137 Why do certain crooked musicians stay at a certain hotel?

[Genie23]

I enjoyed the first riddle!

What's the answer to the second riddle? I'm lost!

@Grond21 You think you can guess it right?

[Grond21]

Because they fiddled with the scales? They were not in harmony? They used bad notes?

[Sour-rose]

"I'm golden until i'm broken."

Love that one

[Genie23]

I can't figure that one out! 😭

@sirderpsalot123 Trying solving this!

[Grond21]

A vow?

[Genie23]

@Grond21 I thought that too but for some reason I felt I was wrong. 🤔

[sirderpsalot123]

I got nothing for this one, lol...

[Genie23]

@sirderpsalot123 I'm pleased to hear that, Smartypants 🤣

[Grond21]

Yeah, the Golden part is throwing me.

[Sour-rose]

@Grond21 Omg, yo, y'all really ha-

Okay. Here's a hint. Library.

[sirderpsalot123]

Is it the golden rule of being quiet?

[htmndg183]

Silence?

[Sour-rose]

@htmndg183 *blows victory trumpets and beat boxes of victory*

[htmndg183]

Thank you. Where is my reward? :p

[Sour-rose]

@htmndg183 you are now one of my gag friends I can say I truly love. <3

[htmndg183]

Aww thank you. I thought you loved me from before too lol. Love you too ❤️

[Grond21]

I love seeing friends on here!

Also, what is the golden silence rule?

[Sour-rose]

@Grond21 "Silence is golden." a thing i notice in libraries... until someone laughs and now it is broken.

[Grond21]

Ahh, I gotcha

[CrimsonAngel09]

Your riddle: I'm guessing a map?

Mine: Often will I spin a tale, never will I charge a fee. I'll amuse you an entire eve, but, alas you won't remember me.

[Genie23]

You are indeed correct!

Oooh!! Oooh!! This has to be a dream!!

[LiamJHayden]

Completely stupid one I heard in middle school, but it still makes me giggle for some reason:

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because he was dead.

[Genie23]

That made me chuckle 😂😂😂

[tfan1]

What is it that is weightless, can be seen with the naked eye, and if you put it into a barrel - it will make the barrel lighter?

[YesterdaysChild]

Colorized helium?

[tfan1]

@YesterdaysChild - good guess but wrong 🙂

[Genie23]

I am clueless! 😭 What's the answer?

[tfan1]

A hole. You put a hole in the barrel. Taken from Nickelodeon’s show - Are You Afraid of the Dark?

[Genie23]

This is gold!!!

OMG, I would watch that show as a kid! That and Goosebumps!!

[exitseven]

What do you throw away the outside, cook the inside then eat the outside and throw away the inside?

[Genie23]

Oh! Oh! A boiled egg!!!

[fuddly]

Corn on they cob

[humanearth]

Sounds like that might be a Map,

Am I right, because that's the only thing that makes sense

[Genie23]

You sure are!

[humanearth]

YES YES YES

[Genie23]

LOL! 🙃

[WalnutButter]

I have one.

[Genie23]

Then tell me!

[Grond21]

Map?

[Genie23]

Damn!! You're good! I couldn't get it right the first time, lol

[Grond21]

Haha, thanks!

What is white and black and red all over?

[Genie23]

Oooh!! I know that one!! A newspaper 😎

[Grond21]

Yes!! Nice!

Now here is one my dad made up. A little silly, but the best kind of silly.

What is white and black and green all over?

[Genie23]

This is tough!!! Give me some time 😯

[Grond21]

Haha, it is a funny answer

[sirderpsalot123]

A map?

[sirderpsalot123]

Uhh... What is at the end of a rainbow?

[Genie23]

Damn!! You and Grond both got it right within few seconds while it took me minutes 😭

[sirderpsalot123]

I'm a smart Derp 😎

[Genie23]

I can't deny that as much as I hate to admit that, lol. 😫

End of the rainbow... This must be a trick question...

[sirderpsalot123]

😂😂😂

The letter "W"

I tried giving you an easy one because I didn't want you to look bad on your own question...

[Genie23]

I was about to say W!!! Why did you answer iy before asking me whether I give up? 😭

[sirderpsalot123]

You should have said that in your first reply! I don't give second chances over here 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

And because you put me on the spot under someone else's opinion, lol...

[Genie23]

LMAO! And I'll do it AGAIN! 🤣🤣🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

🥱 talking a lot of shit for someone who can't solve a simple riddle

[Genie23]

Hey! I solded Grond's puzzle. So, ha ha!

[Rohaan2020]

a map?

[Genie23]

Indeed!

[fuddly]

What's brown and sticky?

[fuddly]

A stick