Currently mine is- I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
I'm tall when I'm young but short when I'm old. What am I?
New Mexico.
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
Two men in a boat with only a pack of cigarettes and no matches between them, how do they manage to smoke?
Two survivors of a shipwreck were in a boat. They wanted a smoke and had 3 cigarettes between them, but they had no matches. How did they smoke their cigarettes?
"I'm golden until i'm broken."
Love that one
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Your riddle: I'm guessing a map?
Mine: Often will I spin a tale, never will I charge a fee. I'll amuse you an entire eve, but, alas you won't remember me.
Completely stupid one I heard in middle school, but it still makes me giggle for some reason:
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead.
What is it that is weightless, can be seen with the naked eye, and if you put it into a barrel - it will make the barrel lighter?
What do you throw away the outside, cook the inside then eat the outside and throw away the inside?
Sounds like that might be a Map,
Am I right, because that's the only thing that makes sense
I have one.
Map?
A map?
a map?
What's brown and sticky?
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