Do you know there are tiny mites called Demodex living and having sex on your face?

[softhoney]

DEMODEX

“This isn’t a new discovery. It’s been known for decades that these microscopic mites live on most humans. They only cause a risk to some people who are “immunocompromised or have skin conditions,” which simply results in “itchy, irritated skin.”

I know

I don’t know

[OfMiceandMen]

I did not know that?

Now that I do, I'll put some bow-chicka-wow-wow music on for them when I go to sleep tonight.

Maybe leave a little pool of vodka in my dimples, so they can get sh^t-faced and have a Demodex orgy/party.

Gotta keep em happy or they may turn on me.👀

[nolabels]

Great Response!!!

Oh, man, the things I can think of to continue and adapt that storyline.

Imagine as you will.

My post would get yanked if I described what I'm thinking.

[Daniela1982]

@nolabels But they are too little to screw, even for your micro dick. 😅😂😄

[nolabels]

I wasn't considering penetration.
Lol.

[OfMiceandMen]

@nolabels thanks 🫡

[abc3643]

Not only did I know that, but they do it at night because they hate light. They live inside skin poors and one of their favorite places is inside the pores of eyelashes.

If you want to kill them, wipe your lids or face with tea tree oil.

[Siri137]

Would I be able to film them having sex and upload the footage to a pornsite? People are into all kinds of weird and creepy sexual practices these days, so it wouldn't surprise me if it actually turned someone on :D

[DubiousIntentions]

In order to get these things I will have to punch myself in the face a dozen times. What things live on black eyes?

[Daniela1982]

Thank you honey. :)

[Daniela1982]

Your germaphobia was quite helpful. I mean, who knew? I must have 400 eyes looking back at me when I look in the mirror. 😯😝🤢

[nolabels]

I wonder if I might be able to lure them all to just one particular location on my body, so, collectively, I could feel their little bodies doing the deed, bringing about my eventual "release".

I'll call it, Mite Frotting.

I'm sick, I know it.

Lock me up.

Just give me more Demodex.

[Daniela1982]

Try using a high powered shop vacuum on your face. Just don't use it on your nose or it will suck all your brains out. Then you will be like Biden.

[nolabels]

True that.

[mandyfire98]

Having sex with my face? Now I'll have to add mites to my body count.

[Andres77]

🤣🤣🤣

[TheSpaceGnome]

Yes I knew that, also without them, your face would look crusty and disgusting, they aren't so much parasites, as they are a symbiotic animal that we need for our skin to function properly.

I read a while back that psoriasis is the result of not having them, but I dunno if thats true or not.

[purplepoppy]

Eyebrows and ears are the place to look for them. Harmless to humans but harmful to dogs.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Yeah. Don't they also clean up your skin by eating the dead skin away?

[Andres77]

I could’ve gone the rest of my life without knowing this…🤢

[Iron_Man]

They aren’t on big daddy’s face that’s for sure

[zagor]

At least someone in my body is gettin' some...

[msc545]

I am well aware - I play poker with the ones living on my face when I have time.

[4ngelic]

i was about to have lunch...

[Anemone978]

Yeah I learnt that in grade 7..

[gothbxtch]

no, but that’s pretty cool.

[Wise4myage]

Yes, I know about that.

[PointTaken]

There's all sorts of things microscopic on us.

[CubaPirate]

Yes I but I wish I didn't

[FunkyMonkee]

They might.

[LavLavLuv]

Wha- 🥲