Which of these cursed items would you rather have?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

A door that can lead to any room on earth (You have no control where)

Cat-sized wyvern who will act as your pet (eats raw meat only)

Ring that can turn you into an animal once per day for 3 hours (No control over which animal but it won't be a fish)

Remote to change people's sex (alters reality, people unaware of previous stat)

Hat that makes you immortal and unaging while wearing it (it's super ugly and you WILL be mocked)

Remote to grant animals speech (only speech, not intellect)

Cup that will always be fully filled with the nearest liquid (If you touch it, it will fill with blood immediately)

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Oooohhh!

They're all so tempting!

However, since I like animals so much, I'll grab a chance to have conversations with animals.

[Flower7]

I guess I’ll take the hat. My 2nd choice would be speech for animals. Most of the others sound like a pain.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I think the door would be fairly exciting, even though it could lead to danger.

[AviatorTom]

"If I could talk to the animals..."

[TheUniqueOne96]

I love these kind of questions, so thanks for posting.

A door that can lead to any room on earth (You have no control where).

That and the hat option were the most tempting.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I’d love to spend some time listening to my puppy.

[Chayce]

Take the hat and enjoy immortality as long as I see fit while I laugh at any plebeian laughing at me

[petitedollbabee]

I’d take the ring or the hat.

[Minahh]

First one. At least I can always be off to a new adventure

[A_Bell]

A refund. These choices suck.

[iron_ninjs]

Either the animal remote, or a pet vyvern

[iron_ninjs]

* wyvern

[Theodora00]

The door to no where.

[LavLavLuv]

Voted C