What would you say to save your life from a "wraith" type human-eater?

[strateguy632]

wriath is a type alien in series star gate atlantis. it basicly eats people. in the following scenario what would you say?

scenario, a team of wraith captured a team of humans. humans try to reason "you can't kill a thinking being." the wraith asks, "can you give me one good reason not to eat you?"

what would you say to try to convince it?

[JayBones]

Don't eat me, my soul is wicked. It would probably taste bad. My wife is right here, she's mostly pure.

[Likes2drive]

Tell them I have an infectious disease that will be deadly to anyone consuming any part of me

[Jessica405]

I'll fart! Noxious nostril burner! Come near at your own risk!

[exitseven]

I would tell him I was radioactive.

[strateguy632]

similar to bilbo in film hobbit "we have worms, if you eat us!" another good answer.

[QuietRunner]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mvzWeN62XpA

I'm good with this Wraith

[Drewtate]

"Suck me beautiful"

[JayBones]

Yes!!! What was that from? Was it Buffy, no Army of the Dead right?

[Drewtate]

@JayBones https://youtu.be/FEr7BvbaawM?si=IOx3ch2UpOs1zRde

[JayBones]

Damn. I was way off ha ha ha

[Zestyassmf1997]

I don’t really understand.

[strateguy632]

if so they would eat you.