It's the Weekend, How about a Dad Joke?

[AviatorTom]

Okay, it's the weekend... time for a Dad Joke.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven eight nine.

Q: That's right, why was 10 afraid?

A: Because 10 was in the middle of nine eleven.

Ta Dum Dum...

Give this question a Like if you like this joke, and share your own best Dad Joke below.

[CrazyGirl2]

Okay, this is more like an educated dad joke

Question:
Did you hear about the Cetacean party?
Answer:
Yeah, apparently they had a whale of a time!
But I'm not much or a dolfan
There's not much porpoise to them!

Ugh 🙄

[OlderAndWiser]

Q. I invented a new word! Want to know what it is?

A. "Plagiarism!"

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Q. Why did the man throw the chicken across the road?

A. He wanted to see poultry in motion.

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Q. What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?

A. Linoleum Blownaparte!

[strateguy632]

3rd one goes, jake: "oh no i dropped the cake"
drake: "now it is Linoleum Blownaparte".

[imtiaz45]

, here's a dad joke for you:

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts! read

https://www.youtube.com/embed/KtA4D-fgCjU

[purplepoppy]

The UK has Islamic weather, partly sunni but mostly shiite.

The actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool supporter and never wore aftershave.

That's right

Yul never wore cologne.

[AviatorTom]

@purplepoppy The weather joke is the best I've ever heard. 💥👍

[ArrowheadSW]

The two WORST dad jokes:

Son: "Dad, I'm going to put the dog out."

Dad: "I didn't know he was on fire."

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Wife: "How do I look, Honey?"

Dad: "With your eyes."

Drum roll and cymbal crash please! LOL

[Lliam]

I've never been a fan of facial hair. But now it's starting to grow on me.

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

Why do turkeys play percussion? They have drumsticks.

🙄🙄🙄

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case they get a hole in one.

[strateguy632]

"i am jealous you are CLOSE with your dad, my dad is "father".

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 do you know why you shouldn't brush teeth with your left hand?

[7Phoenix7]

Why?

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 you should use a toothbrush instead...

[7Phoenix7]

Of course, it reaches much further.

[NathanDavis]

[7Phoenix7]

Lmaoo

[7Phoenix7]

Gotta be thorough

[NathanDavis]

@7Phoenix7 lmao...

[exitseven]

@NathanDavis Same thing with wiping your butt with your left hand.

[NathanDavis]

a dad's wisdom, right there

[dolemite58]

What’s a cats favorite color? Purrrrple 😋