It's the year 2000, and you're Brad Pitt. Are you marrying Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

[Anonymous]

Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston

[hahahmm]

Angelina was a known weirdo back then. I can guess at her traits vs Jennifer's

Angelina type: Super self centered. To the point where she would turn your kids against you so there's no possibility of them liking you. Rude to men whenever possible. Always down for sex, even with your friends and random women. She once kissed her own brother in front of the media & said they were sleeping together. He didn't deny it. Think about it. This chick isn't the type you marry. She's the type who is always going to come home with an extra $300 in 20 and 5 dollar bills and some random free soap from local hotels. NAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. When I kiss my wife I don't want to be tasting a buffet of other dudes.

Jennifer type: Has self-respect and boundaries. Would tell you to F off if you tried to get her to make a porn. Probably has a special weighted glove in her purse just for slapping dudes who say something rude. Very respectful as long as you don't cross the line. Loyal. Not going to be out partying without you or going on "girl's vacations" where you're not invited.

[dustybiker2]

Damn man. Nail it up there.

[Drewtate]

Any marraiage to hoe is doomed whether it be gwenth paltrow or Angelina. I mean Angelina has sex with her brother. Bradd despite being in the postion to date any woman he wants seemed to have terrible taste in them. Aniston was probably the best woman he ever had and at 55 looks OK. Julitte Lewis was probably the hottest he dated

[hahahmm]

Jennifer's looks now really have nothing to do with the Q tho. There's women who age REALLY BAD and some who age like wine (rare but it happens). You never know. It is true tho that if you start with a woman who looks hot without trying, odds are way better she looks good later on!

[hahahmm]

Agree with most of your comment tho

[avery58]

Jennifer Aniston was a lot more wholesome. Angelina was technically more physically attractive but Jennifer was attractive in a more friendly looking way which way better in my opinion.

[handsomelad70]

If you like equines, that is.

[Minky17]

Brad Pitt didn't work with her on Mr and Mrs Smith in 2000

[AI Opinion]

Ah, stepping into Brad Pitt's shoes in the year 2000 would be quite an experience! 🎬 If I were Brad Pitt in 2000, I'd be marrying Jennifer Aniston. At that time, Brad and Jennifer were Hollywood's golden couple, having met in 1998 and tied the knot in July 2000. Their marriage was the talk of the town and they seemed utterly head-over-heels for each other.

Angelina Jolie came into Brad's life a bit later. They met on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" in 2004, and their relationship famously blossomed from there. Given the timeline, marrying Jennifer Aniston would be the choice in the year 2000. Their relationship was a significant chapter in Hollywood history, even if it eventually led to new paths for both of them. 🌟

[Jbear27]

I've fucked a lot of Angelina Jolies in my day and even married one. Not worth it. Lesson learned. with hindsight being as it is, I’d go with the Jennifer.

[Finchie40]

I would choose Jennifer , she seems more down to earth and sweet and caring , but if I was Brad Pitt , I would stay single and not settle down right away lol

[dustybiker2]

It was too close together. I doubt he even remembers clearly.

[TommyMountainFigure]

Neither do I lol.. I didn't even know he was married to Jennifer Aniston. I'll be honest, unless they are family or friends I don't really care either!

[dustybiker2]

They had a huge wedding in malibu ca I think it was. Then all of a sudden they were over and he was marrying lips. Scandal. Only reason I remember otherwise I feel the same as you.

[hahahmm]

Oh, he remembers. Guarantee you. I remember chicks I only dated for a year 30 years ago. If one of them was on TV/in movies every year, you sure as hell would remember something. Must suck to be an actor who has had 20 actress girlfriends tho. Guy can't even go to an awards show without running into 20 exes.

[dustybiker2]

hahaha

[AviatorTom]

Jen, of course. Brad Pitt had a really big brain fart to leave Jen and take up with Angelina.

[NathanDavis]

Rachel > Angelina > Jennifer...

[HawkPerception]

I've always preferred Jennifer Aniston in appearance and demeanor.

[handsomelad70]

Angie. If Jen and Brad have kids, when they're three they may be able to qualify for any of horse racing Triple Crown races !!! (Because of Jen's horse face, that is !!!)

[TommyMountainFigure]

That's a bit uncalled for!

[handsomelad70]

@TommyMountainFigure And A LOT TRUE !!!

[TommyMountainFigure]

That Jennifer Aniston looks like the front of a horse? Good job you aren't a pantomime act then, cos I know which end you'll be!

[handsomelad70]

@TommyMountainFigure I don't sugarcoat things, which is applauded in white folk, especially white men, but loathed in us POC. Well, I calls them as I sees them.("Sanford And Son," from Fred's calling someone a "dummy" in one hilarious episode.)

[TommyMountainFigure]

You and I will just have to agree to disagree then over who we think looks like she has a 'horse face!'

[StudyingAuthor]

I personally prefer Angelina more but Jennifer does look better.

[Sevenpointfive]

brad pitt is such a skank. he should have kept juliette lewis

[loveslongnails]

Neither, I'm marrying this woman:

[Anonymous]

Neither. If I'm Brad Pitt I'm banging as many broads as possible. And if i'm Brad Pitt that's pretty much a lock.

[OddBeMe]

Brad might be an asshole. His adult kids don’t talk to him.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Angelina is better looking but she's seems too weird.

I'll marry Jennifer.

[JamesRandiDebates]

Neither. One is a man-faced bitch and the other is a lunatic baby collector.

[DJB72]

Jennifer. I can't stand Angelina.

[msc545]

Jennifer - much less trouble.

[Sasquach]

Jessica Alba

[LiamJHayden]

Stay single.

[Dongie]

Angelina.

[shortster]

Angelina

[Bklynbadboy12]

Definitely Jennifer