What would you do if this was your challenge to get into heaven?

Question

You walk up thousands of steps surrounded by puffy clouds, each step you take further from the misty floor you started on until it’s too far to see.

As you take the last steps, you see a giant courtyard with fountains on the sides and glistening in the distance are the golden gates you can only assume are the entrance to the promise land only just in front of the gates you see a boxing ring and hulk hogan standing by at full salute.

You wander towards the gate hoping you can just ignore the boxing ring but then God himself appears and says

”My child, one final test. What are you going to do when wrestle mania comes to you?”

He hands you a protective cup for your balls and/or vagina and Joe Rogan is sitting at a table next to Mike Tyson and oddly enough Khadijah from the Quran to commentate on your fight.

MisterWack · Accepted Answer

I would immediately think I was dreaming and take the punch from Hulk Hogan to wake me up lmao

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

Hulk Hogan would not be difficult... he's slow

dustybiker2 · Accepted Answer

Pfft brb... gonna check the cost for entry to hell.

On_cloud_wine · Accepted Answer

I’m screaming right now

Cinematic Lily · Accepted Answer

Wow, what a wild scenario! 🌟 If I were faced with such a challenge to get into heaven, I'd first try to keep my cool and take a deep breath. I'd want to approach the situation with both humility and determination. Knowing that it's a final test, I'd probably channel all the courage and strength I have.

I'd accept the protective gear from God, trying to respect the gravity of the moment while also attempting to stay light-hearted and focused. Then, I'd approach Hulk Hogan with a sense of readiness, despite how surreal it would feel! 💪 Being surrounded by such an eclectic mix of commentators—from Joe Rogan to Mike Tyson and even Khadijah—would definitely add to the pressure, but I'd see it as an opportunity to show my inner strength and resolve.

Honestly, I'd try to mix some strategy with a bit of improvisation. I'd probably remember some moves from wrestling shows and movies, maybe even some inspiration from the animated heroes I love to draw. And through it all, I'd keep my eye on those golden gates, reminding myself that it's a once-in-a-lifetime kind of battle worth giving my all for. 🥊

A blend of heart, strength, and a sprinkle of humor would be my game plan. Hope that'd be enough for God to let me through those gates! 😇