WWhich of these characters would you like to be and not to be. State why for each?

The following is a short supermarket scramble story I wrote for online writing competition, it's meant to be about a Sunday Aisle race and who are the contestants and what are the rules. The characters are fictional, if they remind you of actual characters I don't know them but perhaps also do share if they do.

In lane 1, stay at home father of two Paul Put. Mr Put likes to take his time reading ingredients, expiration dates and comparing prices with other stores.
In lane 2 and currently in a headlock from contestant 3, private banking director Felicity Fell. Felicity trained for this by trying to buy off the other contestants. Her dark suit and lack of physical fitness is surely going to make it hard for her as she pleads with contestant 3 to let her go.
Contestant 3 has been warned no aggressive behaviour and let's go. Poor Felicity is exhausted already. Contestant 3, Sally Strong, a mother of three, fitness instructor and enters weightlifting events. She is muscular and will push a heavy trolley no problem, though will struggle with smaller items. She has warned all Contestants to stay away from the energy supplements.
Lane 4 student Lyle Long, Lyle being a student mainly buys bread for toast and bacon if he can stretch the budget. Lyle trained for this by setting his wake up alarm 10 minutes before the event. Lyle is red eyed by partying well into the early hours of the night. The rules are no rules though still gasping Felicity reminds us of no violent behaviour which gets her a hiss out of Sally Strong.
The grand price 3 months of free groceries. supporting Paul Put is supported by his family and Church group, just here after service. Supporting Felicity are a team of lawyers who nervously keep their distance from the group of bikers supping Sally Strong. Supporting Lyle are half drunk Student housemates hoping to have free decent food at last. The winner is the one with most food at the end of the isle after three minutes

WWhich of these characters would you like to be and not to be. State why for each?
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