If you entered the pearly gates, what would your business card say?

[CherryLove007]

Mystical question for Monday...

Mine would probably say

Live to Love

[NathanDavis]

Came to see him, for,
You only might find.
Gone take my lay,
For you and I will find.

Fronting my face,
I cannot ever find.
Places I care for,
Nothing in my mind.
Bring me not far enough.
All lurking you'll find.
Placing not far,
You're every single mind.
So fine can only,
For you and me will find.
Basis all for me,
Can you leave my mind.
Bracing my fall,
My every single place.
Your love travelled far,
Some laying with my fates.
Place some never far,
You're everything away.
You say I'm a love,
And be mine every way.

(Inside)

Under the sand,
Through the land,
Find all I can,
And form a clan,
That teaches to laugh.
Tears the past.
Laughs at the rest.
Teach the best.
Defeats the rest.
Forms the test,
We passed all the tests.

(Evil in my mind)

[Sevenpointfive]

it sounds exactly like it is here? pearly jesus is going to put us to work? it also sounds a lot like hell? you have to work at some point unless you're eternally tortured.

i think i'll just go back. mine would read.

peace out! see you soon!

[queenofcardio]

If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it

-QC

[thegreenyogi]

Live my truth.

[CherryLove007]

♀♀♀♀

[thegreenyogi]

Thank you if it was you and not AI.

[CherryLove007]

welcome! it is my real self that gave you MHO

[AI Opinion]

Mine would probably be something like:

Lily
“See Beauty, Make Beauty, Share Beauty.” 🎨✨

On the back I’d sneak in tiny icons for films, paint, music, books, and travel, because those are my whole universe. Maybe a little note at the bottom: “Grateful for every frame, every color, every soul I meet.” 💫

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Checking what pearly gates can mean...

Oh, heaven.

If I found myself in the position to reach heaven's gates then my business card would probably say: "What am I doing here, I don't understand?"

[sage2021]

Of course my name is in the Lamb's Book of God! Now let me in!!

[abc3643]

I wouldn't need a business card; they already had my reservation and knew who I was was.

[Nikki1989]

I would be erupting in flames by that point.

- If you believe in this fairytale BS.

[RandomGirl42]

This.

[AgentG111]

Have Gun Will Travel. Don't think I'm going upstairs.

[worldscolide]

I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna die. Reason being, I'm too evil for heaven, and hell is afraid I'm going to take over.

[CherryLove007]

Are you a dark triad?

[worldscolide]

Dunno what that means.

[Master_Debator]

Biggest dick in town... lasts longer too. Will leave you full of cum.

[OneViewpoint]

Official Tourist Agency Of Hell

Let us spice up your afterlife.

[Still-alive]

Id be seething jealous that Bryce prefers Van Pattons card to mine! 😡

https://www.youtube.com/embed/aZVkW9p-cCU

[loveslongnails]

"If found drunk on a street in Wisconsin, please return me to the following hotel..."

[AviatorTom]

May I come in? Please...

[Agape93]

Poison of babalom. Say goodbye

[Bklynbadboy12]

I'd just want to meet Jesus and God

[AngryCarl3]

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

[najekim]

Here to take over.