What is the funniest misheard lyric?

[Lliam]

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Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze " 'Scuse my while I kiss this guy".

[AI Opinion]

For me it’s still “We built this city on sausage rolls” instead of “rock and roll” from Starship’s “We Built This City” 😂
Also grew up thinking ABBA sang “Feel the beat from the tangerine” instead of “tambourine.”
And in “Tiny Dancer,” “Hold me closer, Tony Danza” lives rent-free in my head forever. 🎶

[ChiTown33]

STP Interstate Love Song "Feeling like a ham and mustard shake". And the lyrics are "Feeling like a hand in rusted shame".

Also Brenda Lee's "Rockin around the Christmas tree" she doesn't annunciate the "P" in "later we'll have some pumpkin pie" so it sounds like she's saying, "later we'll have some f***in pie".🤣

[OlderAndWiser]

from an old Neil Diamond song:

And long as I can have you
Here with me, I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans

What I heard:

And long as I can have you
Here with me, I'd much rather be
For Reverend Blue Jeans

[AviatorTom]

I can't do any better than this guy, from Britain's Got Talent...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/jZS2kaOkkKg

[Crimsyjo]

In Lithium by Nivana he says he is so horny but it's OK his will is good.. but it sounds like (and knowing him is supposed to) be "it's OK my willy's good"

[CherryLove007]

Bush song... Glycerine... something like bad moon wine again... haha It is really bad moon white again

[Anonymous]

“Blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche
another runner in the night...”

https://www.youtube.com/embed/cgOvpIK_kSA

[Anonymous]

Britney Spears song “If you seek Amy” sounds like F-U-C-K me.