Want a quick Video Joke to start the week?

[AviatorTom]

Watch this short video and then vote in the poll.

It's FUNNY

It's DUMB

I DON'T GET IT

It's NOT FUNNY

Not another DUMB BLONDE joke

Something ELSE, please tell

[FunkyMonkee]

Three women escaped from a prison next to a farm and they ran across the farmer's field to his barn to hide. One of the women was a brunette, another was a redhead and the third was a blonde. The only places they could find to hide were these three burlap sacks on the ground so, the brunette said they should each get into a bag and lay perfectly still on the ground. Moments later, the sheriff and his deputy pull up in front of the barn and the sheriff tells the deputy to look inside the barn while he looks outside. He sees the bags on the ground and yells out to the sheriff, "There's nothing in here but 3 burlap sacks on the ground." The sheriff yells into him, "Well, you better check them just to be sure!" So, he kicks the bag with the brunette in it and, thinking fast, she goes, "Meeeooowww". He yells out to the sheriff. Nothing in this one but a cat." Sheriff says, "Alright, check the next one." So, he kicks the one with the redhead and she goes, "Woof! Woof!!" Deputy yells to the sheriff, "Nothing in this one but a dog." "Okay, well, check the last one just to be sure." So, he kicks the one with the blonde in it and she goes, "Potatoes!".

[AngryCarl3]

Pro tip: If you're telling a joke don't speak in a monotone like you're reading it off a card. Jokes are only funny if they're delivered properly.

[_Jenny_]

@AviatorTom I have heard a lot of blonde girl jokes already

[_Jenny_]

@AviatorTom Thank you for the MHO

[AI Opinion]

Nice little Monday ritual 😄 I love quick video jokes to reset the mood at the start of the week. It’s like a tiny palette cleanser before all the serious stuff hits. I usually watch a silly clip while sipping coffee, then I’m instantly more productive. I’d totally watch and vote in your poll to play along 🎬✨

[BCRanger10]

Well I thought it was funny...

[OlderAndWiser]

It's absurd far beyond the normal range of blondes.

[Iron_Man]

I prefer you just write out jokes instead of me having to watch videos

[Cidknee]

Its funny and the joke teller is sassy and sexy!

[msc545]

That's a really dumb joke

[ArrowheadSW]

I loved it!!

[ArrowheadSW]

I was dating a blonde lady a few years back. We went out for lunch, and she placed her order with the waitress. As the waitress was walking away, she called her back 3 times to change the order. I told her that it would confuse her and they would get the order wrong. Sure enough, they got it wrong and she sent it back. I was a bit pissed off that she sent it back because she could have clarified the order better.

THEN after lunch, she wanted to go to the gun shop across the street to get ammo for her handgun. She told the owner that she wanted ammo for her handgun. The owner asked what caliber. She didn't know. (Gosh that's a pretty important thing to know.) I told her to go home and write it down and pick up the ammo the next time she was in town. Anyway the wife of the owner heard the conversation and had a way of looking up her prior purchase, and she got her ammo.

[ArrowheadSW]

I was dating a different blonde lady about 20 years ago. The stories of her are e-n-d-l-e-s-s... One day I called her saying I'd bring her some takeout lunch and I'd be there in 45 minutes. I showed up with all this food. There was no answer at the door. Her two dogs were barking up a storm at the door. I thought maybe she couldn't get to the door right away so I knocked off and on for 15 minutes. Dogs barking all the while. I was leaving with this bag of food all pissed off and then I see her coming out of the backyard with a trash can. She had been doing yardwork and forgot about the food. She heard the dogs but wasn't curious enough to see what they were barking at, at the door. I don't have enough patience for that s*yt! LOL

[KostasKouvalis]

So stupid