Do your little boys ever pee on the toilet seat?

Question

Mine do and I am soooo over sitting in little boy pee. Before  you judge me, yes I have talked to them about it. Ongoing struggle.

exitseven · Accepted Answer

My youngest peed on the toilet seat so much that we could always tell when he went to the bathroom.

Nightroads · Accepted Answer

My wife threatened them with cleaning it up themselves, suddenly stopped happening.

Anonymous · Answer

How old are they and they aren't lifting it up when they go? Well you are forgetful like they are right (if you keep sitting in it?)? LOL It would only take once for me and I'd be checking it first before I sat down. But also don't be so hard on them (or blame them so much). Women automatically think it's because we don't "aim", but that's not it (usually), it sprays sometimes (think of a hose outside, it doesn't just go in a perfect straight line). But they're little boys to, just keep reminding them (not in an angry tone - ie don't "punish" them if they forget), they start to remember eventually.

TrueConfection · Answer

I taught my kids an old saying, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." I showed them how to wipe the seat and made the jingle fun. No more issues after that. My husband is very considerate about the bathroom as well, so that example has also helped.

CrazyGirl2 · Answer

LITTLE BOYS? I’ve had more than one “big boy” leave pee drops all over the seat… and then deny it! I’m Like, DUDE! There has been a grant total of ONE penis in this house in the last 24hrs, and you are going with the Shaggy defense “It Wasn’t Me”? At least the little ones don’t leave the seat up, so we fall in, in the middle of the night and get an unintended ass-baptism!

meetkitty123 · Answer

Lol my husband sits when he pees and I've taught my son to do the same I told him be respectful to your mother and your sister please sit when you're at home you don't have to when you're in public and I also told him that his future wife if he chooses to get Marry will appreciate this too. It didn't work right away but I eventually I gave him the chore of cleaning the bathroom I told him I don't pee on the seat you do so now you have to clean the entire bath.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Electrify the toilet so that, if the seat is down and they're peeing, they get a shock! Have dad talk to them about it teach them to either lift the seat when they pee or sit down to pee!! Or, next time you catch them doing it or see that they did, have them come into the bathroom and sit on the seat in their own pee for 5:00!! See how much THEY like it!!
Or, you could threaten them that, if they don't stop doing it, you'll make them get a sex change so they'll HAVE to sit to pee from now on!!

GoldenAxer · Answer

I don't have one but for as long as I could remember, I was those types who peed all targeted and carefully. Not in the center so as to make a noisy splash, and not on the seat. I do on that curved side so that the pee trickles down with minimal noise. It's like if I'm a ninja and have to go pee, nobody wakes up.

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

That's true 😂
Sometimes he aim right and sometimes nope, especially when he wakes up in the morning, you will see pee everywhere except in the toilet seat...

I told him many times that if you feel that your going to make a mess just sit and pee and his reply was "I'M NOT A GIRL 😳"...

Not sure what i'm going to do, especially that i'm someone who likes to see my bathroom shining and perfectly clean 😏

Anonymous · Answer

I have a little brother that did this! Me and my little sister broke him of this real quick!! We made him wear a diaper every time he did it! He stopped! We were kinda mean to him back then him being the only boy it's not something that I'm proud of today I was probably 9 or 10 years old.

Almost10inch4funlol · Answer

actually the fact we pee from so far up can splash on impact with the water. it’s hard to pee straight with a hard on which is constantly happening at a young age not sexually but functionally lol. just give him the job of cleaning the toilet for now on and he might be more careful 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂

MTC29 · Answer

As a boy, my aim wasn't the greatest (that's surprising based on the numbers of guns I own), and my mother and sister weren't thrilled to follow me into the bathroom.

After a talking-to from mom, let's just say that I became much more accurate!

Apple1996 · Answer

My kids have their own bathroom and I avoid using it so no clue what they do in there. They also have to clean it so even if there is a mess I would never know about it.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Do you make them return to the bathroom to clean the toilet?

matchrestore · Answer

My boy still sits to pee, so other than a drop or two as he gets off the toilet it hasn't been an issue.

FilmGuy93 · Answer

I don't have kids, but I had a condition where I can't pee straight because of the way my hole is shaped. I felt so bad for my poor mom and sister when I was young.

Anonymous · Answer

Their aim will improve as they get older. But you should teach them to wipe up any mess they make. That in itself will make them aim better.

Whatever you do, please just don't try to teach them to pee sitting down. They deserve better from their mum.

molonski2 · Answer

I was always taught tp just put up the seat and leave it there ( none of this , bring it back down ) , I still follow this method , as nothing worse than some kid pissing everywhere..

My children , are both female

humanearth · Answer

Hell my adult son still pees on the seat. What worse he dont clean it up. (granted he as a disablity, but still is able to clean up after himself)

Highcountry · Answer

It happens both sexes. Girls sometimes “sprinkle” on the seat and hit the floor in front of the toilet. I have sat on it and had to wipe it up. We both need to be more respectful of others in the bathroom.

t-8900 · Answer

I grew out of that pretty early. Thanks grandma lol

slatyb · Answer

First teach them to stand over the toilet if they are tall enough. Then they won't pee on the floor.

bowenw · Answer

You could give them some options, for example if you have to clean up after them they all lose some privilege like X-Box for a week. You could also tell them until they behave like gentlemen and put the seat up they all have to sit to pee. If you want to get fancy get a bidet style seat that raises the seat automatically if someone is standing.

Anonymous · Answer

My olest will sit on the toilet and steer at her vagina for mintues and yes she pretends its a water gun.

Red_Arrow · Answer

Sounds like your family needs to learn to leave the seat UP! You can put it down to use then put it back up. He is going to be making a hell of a mess if he gets pee on it that way!

NathanDavis · Answer

my brother is 40 and well... what you should teach little boys is to just wipe the seat, after use... and, problems solved

LisaAnn34 · Answer

Lol growing up that would be my brother allllllll the time. Little boys lol, I swear.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Yeah, my brother does. Like, at least wipe it you little bastard

ohshee · Answer

On the toilet seat that's doing good because it's never in the toilet it's everywhere else LOL

Pummel · Answer

Little? I in early 40's and I hit the rim at least twice a week (I do clean it up though)

pink_and_inlove · Answer

My little brother is 12 and still does it smh I’ve told him so many times

Fromdusktilldawn · Answer

Go to a quiet highway rest stop and visit the mens public toilet, there you see not only kids miss the toilet bowl while peeing it seems

_no_one_ · Answer

It takes time to learn how to aim correctly, for the time being u should teach them to clean the seat after peeing all over it.

Bricealan · Answer

I live alone, and don't like cleaning up after myself, especially the toilet. I SIT DOWN at home and where ever I can, except public restrooms. No urine spills in my bathrooms !!!

AydenHazor · Answer

All little boys do. Weirdly, floating a cheerio actually helps with aim as they'll instinctually try to hit it

crazysassypaws21 · Answer

lol i start remember the first tie i did was reading a book

WannaRideMe · Answer

By saying little boy, you mean my naughty boy? lol Ohhh i understand what u mran, sorry lol :)) :D

Nazgol · Answer

It happens , seen it in a daycare I worked out too. Tell him to stand close to the toilet & keep it down. Should help

alance99 · Answer

I always sit and pee at home coz i know its clean and hygenic but when i am outside i pee standing up

Rudon00 · Answer

Lololol my mom had that same problem with me. Do you know at our work place. Big men still pee on the toilet seat.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

What I would tell them, Is see big boys put the seat up when they pee and just little talk like that will help you and him out

Joshua0213 · Answer

Lol my parents installed a urinal when I lived with them cause I always did that

msc545 · Answer

It takes some time before we are coordinated enough to aim accurately.

Tonto121 · Answer

Haha yes I get this and I get accuses by my wife. You have to teach them to hold it properly - easier said than done I know!

Anonymous · Answer

Mine is just one and half year not yes trained to go in toilet

Mynameisbobby · Answer

Having been raised by an older sister and mother I learned quickly too put the seat up. It was either that or clean it up myself.

Waldoe · Answer

Little boys are brainless, braindead lifeforms... The only thing you can do is lift the seat when you're done. Or always close the Lid. So they get used to opening/moving the seat to pee

Starman5 · Answer

Peeing standing up is harmful. Your child shouldn't do that.

krin_m · Answer

LOL, it has been a log time since I experienced that, but all boys at that age initially do.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Pull the seat up when you're done. ;)

InventorofWarp · Answer

Oh yeah that doesn't improve fully til like 10.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

i can stand up and pee! oh shit

Alexalex92 · Answer

Well they have to be teached to lift the seat up

spartan55 · Answer

You understand male anatomy and urination, right?

Bluemax · Answer

Have them clean it up.

Tstrbrainer · Answer

You know, backyard is there for a reason

tatianamay · Answer

Lmao

OnTheLevel · Answer

The joys of parenting 😂

karaspara · Answer

Yeah he sure does

somomne · Answer

yes😑

CubaPirate · Answer

Regularly

JessieBellll · Answer

Bless them

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