How can I stop my older brothers from peeing on the toilet seat?

[Gabriella171]

I'm just so sick of it. I have 3 brothers and it seems like every time one of them goes to the bathroom they piss on the seat. Their older then me and i just think it's crazy that they still do this crap. I told my daddy and he got on them once about it but nothing changed. I guess it doesn't matter because he doesn't have to share a bathroom with them Grgr..

I tell them about it but they just laugh or tell me "it's not that serious just wipe it dam" they get on my nerves I feel like going into their room and stealing that PlayStation 4 and Xbox 1 and hiding it intell shit starts changing. The way I'm feeling I might break them.. they don't care about how I feel so I guess I won't care about how they feel about those game systems.

[MrShinyPants]

I dont know, the times when i do that is usually because, A: my pubic hair gets caught in the peehole, gross i know but happens, to fix that, they need to trim their pubes, B: im sleepy and accidentally miss, C: i have to pee really bad and it accidentally comes out a little before i could aim or lift the seat D: sometimes it just comes out wonky and i aim it in one place but the stream goes a different direction. I always make sure i clean the seat though when i do pee on it because its effed up making someone sit in it if i dont, i litterally can not pee on a seat and leave the bathroom, itd drive me nuts, id have to clean the seat, partially from my ocd partially from not wanting to be disrespectful to others

[OlderAndWiser]

Take one of your pads, stain it with red food coloring, and leave it sitting on the sink in the bathroom. Maybe that will gross them out and you can say, "No big deal, just throw it in the trash. Damn!"

Trust me. Men do NOT want to see ANY of that shit!

[Gabriella171]

That's so funny. They would die

[OlderAndWiser]

And it might work!

[SongBird3]

Damn, this beats my idea. haha! or make it real

[Dim_121]

I think that this one is the MHO ^

[Cmasterson]

Clean it with a tissue and put the tissue in their room, because if you try to get even like not flush or anything it won't really phase them unless you leave your tampon in the toilet lol.

[Gabriella171]

I should do that. I already have to clean it , why not throw it in their room afterwards

[Katy16]

Um breaking the games is a little extreme, just ask them to at least wipe the seat

[Gabriella171]

Don't you think I tried that, that's like the first thing I do but they don't care

[Katy16]

Then my only suggestion is just wiping the seat yourself, I know it's annoying but

[Gabriella171]

Yeah very very annoying. Especially when you forget to look first and sit in it. I'm through wipping someone else's piss. But thank u

[rgb008]

Lmfao that's gross
Poop in their Xbox or something lmao

[Gabriella171]

Lmao I'm so dead. They would kill me

[palek]

Scrub your bunghole with their toothbrushes every time they do it, then watch em brush their teeth and laugh hysterically.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

What kind of a loser won't lift the toilet seat past the age of 6?

Anyway, if I were you I would take the ice bucket from the ice maker in the fridge and spill all the ice on their beds.

[Gabriella171]

3 gross losers who think that it's just their bathroom.

That's a good idea tho hmm ;-)

[thatkaruguy]

while they are playing the game unplug it. and when they get mad say "its not that serious just plug it back up damn..."

[Gabriella171]

I might do just that.

[EllieLexis513]

Leave your period blood on the seat and tell them to wipe it up. Bet they'll change in a minute.

[Red_Arrow]

Next time they do that, sneak into their bedroom and pee on their bed. Maybe it will be more serious to them then.

[Gabriella171]

Funny but they would flip that on me and probably tell everyone I pee in the bed.

[Red_Arrow]

Then you just say it is not your bed, how would you do that, and obviously they peed the bed and are trying to blame you.

[Gabriella171]

Smart... do you have siblings sounds like you know how to get back at them?

[Red_Arrow]

lol. I am 69, so do not have to live with my siblings.

[Gabriella171]

Oh dang. Well when you were still living with them

[Red_Arrow]

Well I can't help there. I was the oldest and biggest. Never had them bother me.

[Gabriella171]

Dang man I wish I was the oldest

[Red_Arrow]

Honestly, there is no way they should be treating you that way. That sucks.

[pervertedjester]

Tell them if they enjoy there boners that sitting on the toilet while peeing will help keep them going stronger.

[Gabriella171]

What?

[pervertedjester]

Standing to wee, apparently activates a host of discreet muscles in the pelvis and spine which prevent proper urination, and without a full evacuation this can lead to prostrate problems, which leads to less and less sex over time.(it's a BS scare tactic but it should work on your brothers)

And there's this: In 2014 researchers at the Leiden University Medical Center in the Netherlands found that sitting down to pee helped men suffering from Lower Urinary Tract disease symptoms to pee with greater force. Sitting creates “a more favorable urodynamic profile”, which helps ward off prostate problems.

[Gabriella171]

Their dumb so it might work

[slimstiffy]

noo not the games. just put the seat up. problem solved

[Gabriella171]

Nope I'm slowly going to start taking their games, I'm going to start with Call of duty I asked to play black ops lll yesterday and they said no.

Then I'm going to sit back and watch them flip out lol

[slimstiffy]

lol you are evil

[anonman32]

why dont put the seat up after you have done like a lady?

[Gabriella171]

Pick the seat up? You actually are supposed to put the lid down that's what it's there for

[anonman32]

after you have done your bussiness you put it up so that these men you live with dont have to piss on the seat anymore.

[Gabriella171]

I shouldn't have to but i might have to start doing just that

[anonman32]

perhaps, you are in the minority.

[Gabriella171]

I guess I am hmm

[lazermazer]

Lots of great options in the comments, if still not fixed try getting your father share with them and use your father's. Get your own maybe.

[YoungAndInnocent]

Best thing is to just get your own bathroom, with your own toilet. You know boys, they never stop.

[Anonymous]

Quit sitting down to pee and just standup. It's really not that complicated.

[Gabriella171]

Not that complicated? I would literally get pissed all over my legs , their is a reason why women sit

[WillowTree]

Tell the girls in their class at school.

[Czetina]

Put transparent tape over the hole at night

[Dimmu]

South park

[Gabriella171]

Lmao I miss south park..

[Anonymous]

Just have them lift the seat before they pee...

[Red_Arrow]

I think she is saying that she tries to get them to do that and they just laugh at her.

[Gabriella171]

I tell them to but they don't listen to me at all

[Opinion Owner]

I thought that was just something all guys were taught to do.

[Gabriella171]

You would think so right..