RECIPE For PERSERVING CHILDREN?

[boobliker]

1 Grass-groww field
1 Half-Dozen Children (or more).
Several dogs (and puppies if available)
1 Brook
Some Pebbles.
METHOD
Into field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well.
Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy.
When children are nicely brown cool in warm bath.
When dry serve with milk and fresh baked gingerbread.

[josephinelcajon]

With all the antibacterial and preservatives, they give us we will soon be a twinky that can last forever!

[SaoirseS]

Are you sick in the head?

[lrina]

it's probably just a joke

[boobliker]

have you read it all i found it in a women's book about ten years ago and just re-found it

[UniquelyBasic]

What in the Hansel and Gretel is this?

[Ryfyle]

Schizo shit Amateur hour.