If your child refused to admit, they were your child, what would you do to fix this situation?

[Msputiton]

[WonderBell99]

“Whether you like it or not, you’re stuck with me, kiddo. It says I’m your mother right there on the birth certificate. Didn’t carry you for 9 months and go through (x) hours of Labour for nothing.” would be my funny response.

However, if I was a lot more patient and my child was more serious, I would have a talk with him/her and ask them to explain why they think so. If they were still unsure, DNA test it is! I would be very heartbroken though (if they were my biological son or daughter)

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly listen to your friend

[WonderBell99]

Nah, I’m his grandmother 😂

[bigpauly]

I’m literally older than you!

[Msputiton]

Oh I'm his momma but he won't admit it 😭

[WonderBell99]

@msputiton he’s 6 years older than you.___. 🤣

[Msputiton]

No he lied on his age.
He's 7

[WonderBell99]

I handle his account

[Msputiton]

No you don't 😤

[Msputiton]

I do I'm his momma

[WonderBell99]

@msputiton oops.. I think I just spilled our secret. He has a new account

[bigpauly]

What is happening? Lol

[WonderBell99]

@bigpauly no clue 😂

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly explain yourself 😡

[Msputiton]

None of us do.
We are making it up as we go🤷🏾‍♀️

[bigpauly]

All I needed was for you to admit you’re making it up 😌

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly why were you beginning to think i was your momma fr?

[bigpauly]

Well o guess you can never be too sure

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly lmao 🤣

[Lucy68]

Let's see there's the stretch marks so check. Then there's the leftover baby fat so that's another check. Then there's the birth certificate so another check. And if all that fails I'll show them their birth video of me screaming and pushing them out.

[worldscolide]

I'm on the other side of this. 24 years ago I disowned my mom. I literally told her she has no son. I have not spoken to her since. She's tried. She was violently thrown out of my wedding. And she tried everything she could to ruin a few vacations. But I've remained firm. The most she will get from me, when she dies, is an unmarked grave Ina random cemetery.

[God_of_Thunder]

Stop spending money on them.

"Enjoy paying for your own food, shithead. I hear all the real nice cardboard boxes can be found at Target, too. Better hope it doesn't rain!"

[humanearth]

I don't know, but I had my father say that to my face when I was a kid

Talk about heartbreaking to hear that

[Msputiton]

Big hugs.

[Charliefretz329]

That’s real shitty 😢

[xJayleenx]

I’ve done this to my parents because everyone is pale except for me and I don’t look like anyone 😂 . My momma showed me my birth certificate though so we’re good lol

[Msputiton]

That's too funny

[NathanDavis]

I would tell them... "okay, go on stranger" and leave them at Costco, wish them good luck... lol

worked every time with my little cousins, lol

[Agape93]

Like
Ok @bigpauly you win. Go to your mother @PrettyPriya

[bigpauly]

How many moms do I have?

[Agape93]

Many. We are legion

[Lyndsielee666]

Can’t refuse to admit it when my kids look like I cloned them 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emiliamazing]

Perhaps showing this troublesome child the family tree might help? Even if it's a little short stubby one, right @bigpauly

[bigpauly]

@emiliamazing 🙄

[Emiliamazing]

@bigpauly It's not very respectful to disown your parents!

[bigpauly]

Well apparently everyone here is my mom 😒🙄

[Msputiton]

@bigpauly only me. And don't roll your eyes at your godmother😡

[bigpauly]

@msputiton you didn’t get enough sleep again

[Msputiton]

@emiliamazing you see what i have to put up with?

[TrueConfection]

I'd start telling everyone I'm their sister.

[jasco]

Nothing, you don't wanna be my kid. I shall put you up for adoption depending on age. 12 to 18 you can go, any younger and I may think your playing around.

[TrueConfection]

There's always military school!

[Anonymous]

Depends why they're acting that way and how old they are. I can imagine a child saying that out of frustration thinking it's an insult

[dustybiker]

Flip a price tag on their chest. “Sweet. I’ll just get you listed and make myself a great deal.”

[dustybiker]

*slap ( i swear that said slap at send lol)

[Jaximus-Lion]

The photos (yep! I know people that does that) DNA test, smack the truth into them 🤣 or! Just ignore then until they come ack to you

[Smartman5]

Even if he/she doesn't accept it, he/she will continue to call us mom and dad after a short while.

[Summeroflove]

It would be proven one way or another so. They would get their ass best afterwards

[midnightmoon05]

She is free to go.

[Sixgunsound]

I have their insurance ID’s with me.

[Jennz6]

They are just seeking attention.

[Cubus]

Show it the birth certificate.

[AndrésC64]

Ignore it. Wtf are they going to do?

[TallAnon]

Depends how old they are and why.

[ZenJen444]

They probably not your child

[Charliefretz329]

Laugh cause it’s not like they have a choice

[Fuentes]

I have her birth certificate n ssn cards

[bigpauly]

Lmao oh boy

[Msputiton]

Why pauly? Why?

[bigpauly]

🙄🙄🙄

[Msputiton]

@blackcupcake do something with your nephew he is out of control

[Blackcupcake]

PAULY!!! listen to your mom you brat!

[Msputiton]

@Blackcupcake thanks twin

[Blackcupcake]

@msputiton I got you! let me know if he keeps misbehaving and I’ll take him for punishment

[Msputiton]

@Blackcupcake oh thank you. He is terrible sometimes.

[JustinTheGreat]

What is going on here 💀 are y’all role playing? I’m scared

[WonderBell99]

@msputiton well, I’m pauly’s grandmother and he will listen to me, won’t you, kiddo?

Don’t listen to your mom or your aunt. They’re a bunch of bullies🙄

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 you’re like a baby… and you call yourself a grandma? LMFAO

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake you guys are all babies

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake Pauly is literally older than you!!

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 no he’s not. besides it’s past your sleep time, why are you still up baby’

[Blackcupcake]

little baby*

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya

[Msputiton]

Pauly!!! Do not speak to you gradmomma like that, and auntie!!!
Room now!!! I'm taking away you my little pony toys for a week mister😡

[WonderBell99]

@msputiton oh it’s fine! he’s just a bit tired, isn’t he? cut him some slack!

[PrettyPriya]

@wonderbell99 admitted to bullying her own teammate 😂

[WonderBell99]

@Blackcupcake I uh took a nap? BUT YOU can't STAY UP TODAY!!

[Blackcupcake]

@wonderbell99 you know how it goes…

[Blackcupcake]

@PrettyPriya lmfao right! she was probably waiting for an invite into the cool team😎

[Msputiton]

@WonderBell99 ok. I'll let him slide. This time.

[Msputiton]

@wonderbell99 @blackcupcake is right pauly is only 7 we older.

[bigpauly]

I was 7 twenty years ago

[Blackcupcake]

@bigpauly I was 7, 40 years ago😮‍💨

[bigpauly]

@Blackcupcake 🙄🙄

[WonderBell99]

I was 7 over 60 years ago

Back in the day

[Msputiton]

@WonderBell99 what ever julius ceasar is my uncle.

[WonderBell99]

*dramatic eye roll* 😂

[Emiliamazing]

@JustinTheGreat It would be best if you didn't get involved with this family dispute. It's very normal around these parts

[Emiliamazing]

Had no idea he was a "Brony"
@bigpauly

[Msputiton]

@Emiliamazing yes he even dress up in this cute little pinky pie pj's

[Emiliamazing]

Oh goodness he must look adorable!

[Msputiton]

@Emiliamazing it is especially when he drinks from his sippy cup while snuggling his plushie

[ShyNaughtyGuy]

DNA test

[Anonymous]

nothing ig...

[Opinion Owner]

show them birth certificate