“Whether you like it or not, you’re stuck with me, kiddo. It says I’m your mother right there on the birth certificate. Didn’t carry you for 9 months and go through (x) hours of Labour for nothing.” would be my funny response.
However, if I was a lot more patient and my child was more serious, I would have a talk with him/her and ask them to explain why they think so. If they were still unsure, DNA test it is! I would be very heartbroken though (if they were my biological son or daughter)
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Let's see there's the stretch marks so check. Then there's the leftover baby fat so that's another check. Then there's the birth certificate so another check. And if all that fails I'll show them their birth video of me screaming and pushing them out.
I'm on the other side of this. 24 years ago I disowned my mom. I literally told her she has no son. I have not spoken to her since. She's tried. She was violently thrown out of my wedding. And she tried everything she could to ruin a few vacations. But I've remained firm. The most she will get from me, when she dies, is an unmarked grave Ina random cemetery.
Stop spending money on them.
"Enjoy paying for your own food, shithead. I hear all the real nice cardboard boxes can be found at Target, too. Better hope it doesn't rain!"
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I don't know, but I had my father say that to my face when I was a kid
Talk about heartbreaking to hear that
I’ve done this to my parents because everyone is pale except for me and I don’t look like anyone 😂 . My momma showed me my birth certificate though so we’re good lol
I would tell them... "okay, go on stranger" and leave them at Costco, wish them good luck... lol
worked every time with my little cousins, lolLike
Ok @bigpauly you win. Go to your mother @PrettyPriyaCan’t refuse to admit it when my kids look like I cloned them 🤦🏻♀️
Perhaps showing this troublesome child the family tree might help? Even if it's a little short stubby one, right @bigpauly
I'd start telling everyone I'm their sister.
Nothing, you don't wanna be my kid. I shall put you up for adoption depending on age. 12 to 18 you can go, any younger and I may think your playing around.
Depends why they're acting that way and how old they are. I can imagine a child saying that out of frustration thinking it's an insult
Flip a price tag on their chest. “Sweet. I’ll just get you listed and make myself a great deal.”
The photos (yep! I know people that does that) DNA test, smack the truth into them 🤣 or! Just ignore then until they come ack to you
Even if he/she doesn't accept it, he/she will continue to call us mom and dad after a short while.
It would be proven one way or another so. They would get their ass best afterwards
She is free to go.
I have their insurance ID’s with me.
Show it the birth certificate.
They are just seeking attention.
Ignore it. Wtf are they going to do?
Depends how old they are and why.
They probably not your child
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