What is the correct response when your friend says "I wanna stick my tube steak in your sister"?

[KrakenAttackin]

"Whatta ya got to trade"?

"How dare you think of my virtuous sister in that that way"!

"That will $30 for short time, $50 for long time".

"You have to marry her first"

Other.

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3 mo

So no one will trade their sisters cootchie?

[Lliam]

"Go near my sister and I'll kick your fucking ass." Okay, that's if she's under 21 and naive. If she is capable of making informed decisions, I'll tell her what my friend said and let her decide for herself. It's not my job to interfere with her adult decisions if she likes tube steak.

[Anonymous]

Ohk that's awesome...
Then your sister is my sister 😊

[KrakenAttackin]

Good friends always share the wealth.

[meetkitty123]

😮 WHAT I HAVE A SISTER?

AND HEY WTF 🤨 How dare you! I've never met the chick but I guarantee you

I'D BE WAY BETTER! 💋

[Apple1996]

My sister is 40 and married so like leave her alone

[KrakenAttackin]

I'm sure she's had plenty of tube steak.

[Apple1996]

For sure she's like the hotter version of me

[KrakenAttackin]

Nice, can I borrow her?

[Apple1996]

If I can cut off your tube steak first then sure

[KrakenAttackin]

🥺🥺🥺

[Apple1996]

It's okay I'll stitch it back on after

[Flight1]

They wouldn’t remember ever asking by the time they woke up.

[OfMiceandMen]

Just a heads-up she loves Lorena Bobbitt. She does enjoy a good steak for dinner, perhaps, your tube will do nicely?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

He says some ish like that about my sister then I will have to check him and warn him not to disrespect me nor my sister like that.

[WhiteBoyChill]

I’d just say “dude wtf”. Maybe punch em in the nose if they were unlucky

[AngryCarl2]

In the hypothetical event that I had a sister, I'd tell him to join the back of the queue.

[Randalama]

Inconsequential. Unimportant. I wanna be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

[Jmmmfi4]

Her husband's a big guy I wouldn't recommend trying it

[Fuentes]

Full. metal Jacket

[Fuentes]

Ha I'm the only one who got it
I chose what ya got to trade lol but I know where it came from I know the words from the top. of my head.

[KrakenAttackin]

EXACTLY! Finally a winner!!!

[KrakenAttackin]

You get the medal 🏅.

[KrakenAttackin]

You da man.

[Fuentes]

Gang shit lol

[Jamie05rhs]

Fucking him up is the correct response.
You have to make the man feel physical pain. Lol
#FAFO

[Unit1]

I don't care.

[nolabels]

An immediate fist to the face.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

“Too late, I already did”.

ARARAH-

[TracyF]

I beat the everloving shit out of them until they can't move.

[KrakenAttackin]

Just for wanting to slip his tube steak into your sister?

[TracyF]

I've hurt a lot worse for a lot less.

[KrakenAttackin]

You do know your sister likes tube steak, right?

[TracyF]

I remember your mom telling me the same. XD

[KrakenAttackin]

She was a whore, no question of that.

[TracyF]

Dude, do you have some unresolved issues with your mom? She's your mom bro, and should be respected for giving you life at least.

[KrakenAttackin]

She didn't give me life, she traded cash for me.

[TracyF]

Isn't that even better?

[KrakenAttackin]

Not if you knew the circumstances.

[OddBeMe]

How hot is your sister?

[msc545]

"Talk to my sister, not me"

[CuriousMufuxka]

She will stick her foot up your ass!

[Juxtapose]

"Shut the fuck up."

[Lavitadifarfala]

Maybe