You've been kidnapped & can only get three words to your family to give them "proof of life". What do you say so they know it's you and you're alive?

[DrPepper12]

If the kidnappers DO kill you for failure of your family to pay the amount demanded, which family member REFUSED to pay up and what would that amount have been?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

The words I chose probably would have been “Mimi’s a bitch” because she is lol and I’ve said that to my mother enough times for her to know it was me. If I end up dying, it would be because Mimi wouldn’t help my mom pay out because why would her own granddaughter say that? Lol

[DrPepper12]

That's funny AF

[Agape93]

Lol my family wouldn't pay a cent for me. So I'd just let em know

My mans coming

Threat for all involved.

@Abbycado

[Abbycado]

No one will understand this but my parents would.

“Skyhook is bullshit”

[Agape93]

Lmao what

[Abbycado]

It’s a boating thing and last summer my dad was teaching me to dock in the slip. Skyhook is a system to make it “easy”. Bullshit lol XD

[Agape93]

Lol sounds like a bad sex toy

[Agape93]

Hey baby wanna use the sky hook?

Fuck no thats a meat hook you psycho

[Abbycado]

Lmao it does, doesn’t it? XD

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

[DrPepper12]

You two are fucking hilarious! I suggest you Google the two words skyhook and basketball, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised...

[LiamJHayden]

No family. To my best friend, "July 4, 1999." My fourth birthday, the day we met. She would know whom to contact, and the kidnappers would be unlikely to survive irrespective of what happened to me.

[DrPepper12]

That's beautiful

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Abdominal scar MCMXCVIII.

One of my uncle could refuse to pay 10$, unless his reputation is at stake then he would pay whatever amount.

[DrPepper12]

LMFAO!! I think we have the same uncle!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

best uncles ftw 😂

[Juxtapose]

"Kill me bitch."

Rewarding kidnappers will only make their behavior inflict more misery on other people. I'm not indulging them.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

That's THE sacrifice though, are you really sure?

[Juxtapose]

Dying while giving the middle finger to evil is the best way to die besides dying during some awesome sex.

I'm not going to endanger my family or other people to save my ass in most circumstances.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Let's push the scenario then, when you die your family is not endangered but badly damaged, for a lifetime. Also, nothing indicates that kidnappers' failure to obtain ransom will stop them ransacking other people

[Juxtapose]

See that's the problem, people see that their individual sacrifice doesn't do anything so then they refuse to make that sacrifice. But if people decided to collectively make that sacrifice to spite those fuckers, they would stop kidnapping people because it would almost never work.

Better for my family to be sad then for them to be dead.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

You describe the Jesus standpoint somehow, real or symbolical, yes, individual sacrifice produces impact ONLY when it is famous :D

[Juxtapose]

@Maybe_Maybe_not what about it do you think is like Jesus?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Well, I'm sure you know very well this idea about Jesus' sacrifice and the worldwide implications 2000 years after :D There's not more than that in my reference

[NathanDavis]

"proof of life..."they would definitely know, it's me... lol

still joking about it

[Caroline91]

"Where's the door?"

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Game over. You typed 4 words, kidnappers killed you for misbehaving.

[Caroline91]

@Maybe_Maybe_not I would contend that it is one word as a contraction of 2 words. Depending on context, it can be either where is or where does. My family has always sworn that if I were ever kidnapped that the kidnappers would pay them to take me back!

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

You should not contend with picky kidnappers ! It is a life threatening risk

[Caroline91]

@Maybe_Maybe_not 🫠

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Sister it's me

[exitseven]

Don't pay ransom

[Juxtapose]

I like this one!