My roommate stole my lemon. Should I go and squeeze it in his face? ?

[Willowwww]

My so-called roommate, the lemon maniac, took my lemon without asking. Should I punish him by squeezing lemon juice into his eyes in the middle of the kitchen? Let the people decide! :)

[ChicoFromThe305]

How dare he steal your lemon, can't trust anybody nowadays

[CuriousKevin_]

I’d inject rat poison into the lemon. Not too much. Just enough.
Then I’d drop a box of thumb tacks on his bedroom floor.

[Alwayreckles93]

Yes he must learn his lesson he can not just walk around taking your stuff. Even if it's a lemon that was very disrespectful of him.

[Yannae]

Sure teach your roomie that ambush attacksare on the table. Surely that won't bite you back.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

This is a really weird fetish

[exitseven]

When life gives you lemons...

[SpaceGalaxy]

no, buy him more lemons. be nice.