Would you rather guys wear shorts VERY above the knee, or VERY below the knee?

I feel like knee-length is the safe length for most people... but it's too obvious, and if I included knee-length this poll would be no fun, so I'm including only 2 extremes!

Personally... EASILY very above the knee. Because "shorts" are supposed to be... well, um short. That's why they're called shorts.

Very below the knee is more like loose, baggy capris rather than shorts to me.
VERY above the knee.
VERY below the knee.
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Would you rather guys wear shorts VERY above the knee, or VERY below the knee?
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