Would you rather cut your eyes out with a knife covered in bleach or pour acid on your teeth every night for a week?

[LostSmile]

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[Ms_Vanderquack]

Acid on my teeth. I could always get dental crowns, implants, or even dentures if I needed. Kinda hard to replace eye balls.

[BeMuse]

The acid… I’d drink a soda with phosphoric, citric, and carbolic acid in it… Then brush my teeth when I was done. Just no woke soda companies.

[Anonymous]

None of the above. I'd rather not read silly hypothetical questions that have no connection with reality.

[PaynefulPleasures]

I need my eyes to see what goes in my mouth,& I need my mouth to...
Sorry no can do 😈

[UnicornU]

Neither! Both ways sounds extremely painful but it was something else I would do it.

[Anonymous]

Ur physco