WOULD YOU RATHER Brush Your Teeth With KETCHUP, MUSTARD Or MAYONNAISE?

Static_In_The_Attic

Guru Age: 41

WOULD YOU RATHER Brush Your Teeth With KETCHUP, MUSTARD Or MAYONNAISE?

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Astarlessnightsky Follow
Guru Age: 36 , mho 38%

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Mustard would be most effective, as it doesn't contain sugar.

And i think it might even kill bacteria as it contains a good amount of vinegar.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I’m going to have to research mustard a little more.
  
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ChrisMaster69 Follow
Master Age: 42 , mho 45%

1 y

I would go for the mustard but in powder or oil for.

Mustard oil can in theory be used for teeth cleaning

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  Winner winner chicken dinner as they say.
  
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- ChrisMaster69
  
  1 y
  food.ndtv.com/.../here-s-how-mustard-oil-and-salt-help-keep-your-teeth-clean-1818196
  
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- ChrisMaster69
  
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  @Static_In_The_Attic thank you most appreciated
  
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SamE86 Follow
Xper 4 Age: 36

1 y

This is fucking nasty!!! Barffff!!! 😂

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  You can totally brush your teeth with fries if you like.
  
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- SamE86
  
  1 y
  🍟👀
  
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Mia-Wallace Follow
Yoda Age: 28 , mho 39%

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  If you use ketchup brush it with a fries.
  
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- Mia-Wallace
  
  1 y
  I'll try.
  
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Citizenkirk Follow
Guru Age: 53

1 y
537 opinions shared on Other topic.

Is toothpaste and tapwater an acceptable fourth option?

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  Absolutely.
  
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- Citizenkirk
  
  1 y
  Cool😙beans😎👍😉
  
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nolabels Follow
Yoda Age: 64 , mho 43%

1 y
393 opinions shared on Other topic.

I'd rather not have to brush at all, but since I must on occasion (lol), and if the only options currently available are those you mention, I would have to choose mustard.

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SandandWaves Follow
Yoda Age: 44 , mho 30%

1 y
731 opinions shared on Other topic.

that sounds.. am thinking... 'how to spell that noise I made...'

picked last one --which means to me none of those.

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bannacookies Follow
Guru Age: 25

1 y
677 opinions shared on Other topic.

Mustard and ketchup is to acidity so I'd have to choose mayonnaise.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  Talk about a smart cookie!
  
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- SamE86
  
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  Ewwwwww 😂
  
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douride2 Follow
Master Age: 45

1 y
15.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

If those are my choices I will skip brushing my teeth.

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Dinosaursandanime65 Follow
Guru Age: 15

1 y
3.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Blood, at least it will taste good. Unless everyone’s taste different.

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- Dinosaursandanime65
  
  1 y
  From arm it tastes like pennies but from my nose it taste like honey or butter
  
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PaynefulPleasures Follow
Yoda Age: 50 , mho 50%

1 y
327 opinions shared on Other topic.

I'll just use water if that's the case 😜

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  Smart choice.
  
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- PaynefulPleasures
  
  1 y
  Thank you 💕
  
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Joker_ Follow
Guru Age: 19

1 y
2.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

I would brush my teeth with ketchup and mustard but not mayonnaise

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Киттйлинк Follow
Yoda Age: 106 , mho 48%

1 y
464 opinions shared on Other topic.

That’s fucking disgusting

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  New 1 y
  It is unless you brush your teeth with fries.
  
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- SamE86
  
  New 1 y
  Still gross
  
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Brainsbeforebeauty Follow
Master Age: 50 , mho 59%

1 y
1.1K opinions shared on Other topic.

I'll use mint flavored mouth wash

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  That’s using the thinker.
  
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- SamE86
  
  1 y
  What u doing in that attic? 😂 it's not Friday!!!
  
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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 56

1 y
11K opinions shared on Other topic.

Not really but maybe mustard

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  Hot & spicy mustard?
  
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- Likes2drive
  
  1 y
  No regular but have you ever tried Chinese mustard
  
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Still-alive Follow
Guru Age: 39

1 y
964 opinions shared on Other topic.

I guess mayo so it still
looks a little white

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
  1 y
  Good choice & good thinking as well
  
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Kingofkings1992 Follow
Explorer Age: 30

1 y

I’ll go without brushing. Lmao

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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 51

1 y
6.7K opinions shared on Other topic.

Mayo.

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