Guys whats the longest youve had your hair?

[MementoMori777]

women, whats the shortest youve had your hair?

see what i did there, i switched the two 🙂

[humanearth]

The longest I have ever had it was down to my bottom of my butt

I was in my 20s and was big in the 80s metal hair bands

I wore womes skin tight clothing, wore the eye make-up and was part of a crappy garage metal band

We kinda looked like cross between the bands Stryper and Twisted Sister

[Lliam]

I always had to get what was called a "regular boy's" haircut when I was a kid.

In high school, I was a lead guitarist and singer in rock bands. I also hung out with surfers and hippie-types. In 1971, when I was 17, I rebelled against my dad's conservative attitudes and started growing my hair out. By the time I was 26, it was down past my shoulder blades. It was longer than that when it was wet because it was full and really wavy (not curly).

When I was 26 and 1/2, I got a corporate job and had to cut my hair and wear a suit.
I got a regular hair cut. I never got a buzz cut or anything like that.

[AmandaYVR]

About 3/4 of the way down my back. Which it is now, but it's not as thick as it used to be in my teens when it was also that. Still, I really like long hair. I feel naked without it.

[MementoMori777]

well im sure your long long hair looks good on you, long hair is just a classic for a reason on women, thats the shortest youve had it tho? 🤔

[AmandaYVR]

I cut it to my shoulders once in my twenties. Didn’t like it. Will never do that short again.

[MementoMori777]

well i actually like the really long hair on women so i completely support your decision Amanda 😁👌

[Anonymous]

[MementoMori777]

what am i suppose to analyze with this 😂

so thats the length? lol

[Opinion Owner]

😂 yes sir that’s the exact length for the shortest cut I’ve had

[MementoMori777]

thats not that bad but this gif tho 😂😂

[Darkest-Knight]

Half way down my back.

[Boomchakalaca]

Up to my neck. My salon lady cut it like a bowl cut and cut it rlly short. I was not happy.

[MementoMori777]

damn did you get your money back?

[Boomchakalaca]

No i paid the $160 cuz i got it dyed too with copper and blonde highlights. Well my hair “marinated” a few weeks and i started to own up to it.

[MementoMori777]

was the dye worth it at least?

[Boomchakalaca]

Yeah i liked it.

[Cuminginside]

You should have got boom shakalaka boom on her.

[knallpilz]

Not really sure. Something between 20 and 25 inches I think (yes, I measured once, 25", but they were longer than that after, before I cut them off).
Reasons: metal, of course.

[MementoMori777]

sounds pretty long

[knallpilz]

:)

I'm pretty tall, so it didn't look that impressive. :P

[MementoMori777]

fair enough lol

[milknhoneyy]

Shoulder length. I'd honestly cut all of it off if I knew I wouldn't look terrible just for easier management lol. But I'd look like an idiot so long it is.

[MementoMori777]

you give me the vibes that you are a woman that likes to take the leap of faith in life, which if im right, totally respect it 😆💯

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

That’s the longest I’ve had, I am 18 here.

[MementoMori777]

looks hard to maintain lol

[molonski2]

It used to be blonde hair past shoulder length in the day , and pretty fuzzy , even if I had that as an option , I'm not sure I could handle that these days - hahahaha , all that prep.

[MementoMori777]

yea maintenance must be crazy for fuzzy lol

[Anonymous]

About this much, like the other user

[MementoMori777]

so does everyone juat have these memes 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

Bald...

I mean everyone is at a point.

[MementoMori777]

what youve been shaved bald before? 😮

[Apulu_Imback]

You weren't shaved as a newborn? I was shaved frequently as a baby. I mean everyone does that right? Or is it just another Indian household thing?

[MementoMori777]

i dont know but i wouldn't count that lol

[Apulu_Imback]

I was bald again as a 10 yr old. My mom was like it's summer so you should be bald 💀

[MementoMori777]

so you wanted to go bald cause you did lol

[Apulu_Imback]

My mom forced me to go blad. I never wanted to be bald ever.

[MementoMori777]

so why did she make it sound like you had a choice for a second, she said you should go bald, false hope lol

[Apulu_Imback]

Her 'should' is her 'will'. Also balding is know for proper regrowth of hair so she did it.

[MementoMori777]

your mom is wildin lol

[Apulu_Imback]

Of course, who's mom she is after all.

[Apulu_Imback]

*whose

[MementoMori777]

yours but i doubt you are gonna force your daughters to go bald 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

I will do that if she's careless about her hair.

[MementoMori777]

dont you dare 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

Ofc not, karens will send me death threats for interfering my daughter's life and making her go bald just because I care for her hair and balding actually helps in regrowth of healthy batch of hair. Either she keeps it healthy or if she's careless then my razor will carelessly chop all those unhealthy strands. But that all drama will happen when she's younger than the age of 10, I'm concerned enough to not steal away her beauty in her near teens and make her traumatized. As a kid, she'll be cute either ways, with hair or without as far as looks are concerned. I'm actually grateful that I went bald, I have the most healthiest hair in my friend group cuz I had a regrowth.

[MementoMori777]

you have learned well from your mother, then your daughter is gonna cut her daughters hair and so on 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

Unless she's is involved in a friend group of Karen and prefers the 'child privacy' before child health. Ain't no way I'm taking her to West.

[MementoMori777]

india has karens? this just came to thought? 🤔

[Apulu_Imback]

No, I mean Karen refers to middle aged self entitled white woman right?
India has judgmental aunties lol.

[MementoMori777]

so why you stressin about karens? 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

Online world is way too wide.

[MementoMori777]

well yea but they won't know stuff unless you tell em 😌

[Apulu_Imback]

I know stuffs my parents didn't tell me, literally nothing is hidden online.

[MementoMori777]

well if you search it, you'll find it but i mean personal things lol

[Apulu_Imback]

Like see, I gradually discovered gag. Before joining gag I had no idea of what are things like WOKE culture, Karens, LGBTQ, feminists, etc. So it was like I encountered them in a platform which I searched without the intention to encounter them so it isn't difficult to get in the wrong route.

Oh I see.

[MementoMori777]

well i can agree with you that the internet can teach you things you dont necessary wanna learn about but i guess sometimes it gives you good into 😂

[MementoMori777]

info*

[Apulu_Imback]

Yeah, of course.

[Nikki1989]

Halfway past my butt about 10 years ago.

[MementoMori777]

so its longer now?

[Nikki1989]

Nope, I have it cut regularly now.

[MementoMori777]

so whats the shortest youve had it?

[slatyb]

About as long as it was before my last haircut, about 6 inches.

[MementoMori777]

seems like mine lol

[mattclark242]

I do not remember. I do not like having long hair it get in my eyes. I like girls with long hair but if like touching the floor then you should cut it. blonde and brunettes are cute with short hair and sometime black women.

[Hiroshi-Kun]

My current length for now. As a toddler it used to be bit longer.

[MementoMori777]

i see, fair enough bro

[SunnyLight]

It looks good on you 🫣

[ariadneR]

It's asymmetrical, so the shortest part, would mid ear. If that makes sense

[MementoMori777]

so you had different sized sides?

[ariadneR]

Have. But yes.

[MementoMori777]

nice 🙂💯

[andreasderjuengere]

The longest... 59 years, 8 months and a few days.

[MementoMori777]

lol.

[andreasderjuengere]

Good. This one's settled :D
As for length: right now I'd say... it's about 3 inches below my neckline

[MementoMori777]

so you got it long, fair enough

[Anonymous]

https://giphy.com/gifs/day-crazy-hair-eE7sR2kbbmtJ6

[MementoMori777]

so how long would you say that is 😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

About 9 inches. Like my dick.

[MementoMori777]

oof.

[Opinion Owner]

The hair or my dick?

[MementoMori777]

your dick tf 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Do you want it?

[MementoMori777]

no thats all yours 😂

[douride2]

At one time I buzzed my almost waist long hair right down to less then a 1/2 inch.

[MementoMori777]

why would you do that lol

[douride2]

I was only 15 & mad at my mother & the world in general. I thought it would piss off my mom. It didn't.

[MementoMori777]

well im glad you realized it only backfired on you and you let your hair grow now i guess lol

[GreatBigCircles]

Mine is past my shoulders. I like having long hair. Few things are as pleasant and comfy as having it brushed.

[Blueeyes81]

To my shoulders but really it was longer because my hair curls when I let it grow.

[MementoMori777]

why you stop? 😂

[Blueeyes81]

Nature made me.

[MementoMori777]

what you mean lol

[Blueeyes81]

Male patern baldness

[MementoMori777]

damn that sucks, at least you enjoyed your hair when you had it tho right

[Anonymous]

I've always had long hair. Never really had short hair but I want to cut it a little lower than shoulder length.

[MementoMori777]

so you wanna do that mushroom action, nice 😁

[Opinion Owner]

https:// images. app. goo. gl/PiFh1rthAAmUsTYm9

Maybe like this. It looks like she's in a rock band

[Opinion Owner]

It doesn't let me post images...

[MementoMori777]

it doesn't seem to be letting you foreal but i think i know what you mean lol

[exitseven]

This is pretty much it.

[Provingdatruth]

Just enough to look like Corbin Bleu’s stunt double.

[richardcory]

Anyone seen The Witcher? Like that

[MementoMori777]

yep fair enough

[RavVid]

I was born with a #0 cut. It is the longest I have had it.

[4ngelic]

below boob lvl

[MementoMori777]

so you have it longer now?

[4ngelic]

ah sorry misread question (im kindra drunk). shortest i had it was boy level, when i was 2-3. now its almost waist level

[MementoMori777]

nah you're good, the length you got it now is wild but i like it 🙂👍

[FunkyMonkee]

Where it is right now: to my waist

[MementoMori777]

foreal?

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes. It was nearly there in `89 and I shaved my head in protest, exactly 34 years and 1 week ago, and, except for a couple split end trims, haven't cut it since but, it just won't get any longer!

[MementoMori777]

damn bro, maintaining must be hard no lie

[FunkyMonkee]

The only trouble I have with it is trying to comb it when I get out of the shower. No idea why but, it ALWAYS gets knots, even immediately after I combed it straight out!! Once I get the part in it, it's fine. I've tried conditioner, all it does is make my hair greasy, again! I still get the knots but now I can use it to cook French fries!

[MementoMori777]

maybe its nots cause its very long

[MysticDevice]

Its the longest its ever been. (Giggidy)

Past the shoulder almost to the middle of my back

[Dnice1]

All the way down to my butt

[MementoMori777]

thats a good length but im guessing youve never had it shorter than that?

[Dnice1]

I've had it like halfway down my back but my hair is curly so when you pull down they curls it goes to my butt

[MementoMori777]

so you're a real life repunzel? lol

[Dnice1]

Lol I guess so with natural hair

[MementoMori777]

well of course lol

[TheBallGuy1234]

You know what I like to do with long hair❤️‍🔥

[Lexina]

Boy level, when I was in high school

[MementoMori777]

oof, did you like it?

[Lexina]

It was under compulsory, whether I liked it or not, I had to

[MementoMori777]

ooh i see, well good thing you are past it right?

[Lexina]

Yup long time

[PointTaken]

Longest was halfway down my back.

[MementoMori777]

interesting length

[najekim]

Past the middle of my back.

[MementoMori777]

damn bro why so long lmao

[najekim]

Rock band back then.

[MementoMori777]

ooh that's pretty cool

[EmmaMary]

Shoulder length.

[BLP11520]

Not very my dad was a tyrant then I did the USAF

[MementoMori777]

so you went buzzcuts?

[BLP11520]

Pretty much

[LostandFound__x]

A bob cut

[MementoMori777]

😣😣😣

[LostandFound__x]

Lol I like it but most people told me to grow it out

[MementoMori777]

wait you have it rn? 😂

[LostandFound__x]

No I have long hair now lol but I had short hair like 3 years ago. Honestly it was cute 😂

[MementoMori777]

so you had that military girl style haircut? im sure it was comfortable to wash and stuff tho wasn't it? 😂

[LostandFound__x]

Very!!! I’m also the kind of person to wash my hair every other day which I guess is super unhealthy. But with short hair it’s like who cares lol and it’s easy to style after I wash it. It just felt more clean too.

[MementoMori777]

i actually heard washing your head eith hot water everyday can dry the scalp and that the grease of the hair has a form of minerals but I don't know about all that, either ways you liking the bob cut is unexpected lol

[LostandFound__x]

Yeah it’s definitely not healthy but I can’t stand having dirty hair lol

[MementoMori777]

i dont understand how anyone can lol

[DaddyDiablo]

Past my chest

[MementoMori777]

thats long, why you got rid of it?

[DaddyDiablo]

Finding work purpoi

[DaddyDiablo]

Purposes*

[AviatorTom]

I've had hair all my life.

[LavLavLuv]

Shoulder length

[MementoMori777]

TripleLav is back, now gag is complete again 🙂

[LavLavLuv]

Lolll🥲

[BoopBoopBeep]

To my nipples

[AnusNdaPainus]

its been slightly beyond shoulder length

[OddBeMe]

Pubes? I’d say knee length.