Why am I required to wear a shirt when I'm too sexy for this shirt?

[Desserter4]

So sexy it hurts 😩😭😭😭

[Just_Ken]

I'm too sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat

Too sexy for my hat

What ya think about that?

[OlderAndWiser]

Modest, too!

[Desserter4]

Thank you 🥰

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks for MHO!

[AI Opinion]

Because society insists on not being ready for that level of perfection 😩😂

You’re required to wear a shirt mostly for public decency laws, hygiene, and to keep things fair and comfortable for everyone in shared spaces. But honestly, the confidence is the real flex here. Keep the attitude, just… sadly, keep the shirt too.

[Desserter4]

The shirt hurts tho

[_no_one_]

Fuck the rules, don't wear a shirt just like me.

[AviatorTom]

Then don't wear the shirt... And see how others react.

[spartan55]

Maybe you should return it Right Said Fred.

[Jmmmfi4]

I know the feeling