Flirting

What to do when you see a hottie looking at you [BRO YOU'LL FEEL GOOD WHETHER SHE REJECTS OR NOT]

Mr_Dangerous

Dude, have you ever seen a cutie, or any gal look directly at you for a few seconds when you're shopping, at school, On the street, waiting for a light, at a party or almost A-N-Y-W-H-E-R-E?

What to do when you see a hottie looking at you [BRO YOULL FEEL GOOD WHETHER SHE REJECTS OR NOT]

Well I know you all have you sons of btches you! And what do you do when she looks at you? You probably look away casually first or second or go as far as smiling at her or giving some other lame expression and looking away... maybe down at your phone or at your friend...

Seconds later, you'll start thinking that she's hot and you COULD of gotten to know her more.

Well I have got a solution for you buddy. 2020, it's a swamp, no one flirts like a bad boy, bye bye to the greaser world. Deep down, girls like it. It's within her, she's either fighting it due to feminist ideas corrupting her brain (She's toast) or she doesn't know it!

Here is your solution in 3 steps, and what to do when she looks at you:

Step One

Make sure your hair looks good. Don't be a total loser in a GAP shirt or a f**k boy with a G-Star Raw. Wear a leather jacket once in a while, wear jeans for crying out loud. While having something like this going:

This my friend, is a Rockabilly Pompadour
This my friend, is a Rockabilly Pompadour

A rockabilly pompadour baby! GUESS who else has it?

This stage aint gonna wet itself!
This stage ain't gonna wet itself!

Elvis! He's been rocking this rockabilly pompadour forever now, making every girl that sees him wet. Even when he's dead. It's a scientific phenomenon. If you have this hairstyle then you're far more likely to score, especially with this method I'm gonna share next step.

Last word for step one: Show your stylist a picture of your favorite rockabilly pompadour style and get it done! If not do it yourself by searching up a tutorial on rockabilly pompadour on YouTube, or do both!

Step Two

Now here is what you should do when you see a girl looking at you...

Give her a flying kiss just like that
Give her a flying kiss just like that

[WARNING: It might feel weird, cringy, creepy, embarrassing to you the first few times but remember, repeating will improve it. And also remember, you are a man.]

Remember, cops have guns, with guns comes power, without it they are naked. Your c0ck is your gun, you got power. Do not be afraid of women. (Nor be too much of a douche)

Make the little smooch brief but slow enough but not too slow, be sexy. Don't do a weird horizontal duck face kiss, make it a nice round peck shape as in the picture. Maybe tune or modify from what's in that picture. Get it right, and it works. Practice it in the mirror!

P.S.

Pretty Gay
Pretty Gay

Don't do this. ^ No hands. Please.

What's next?

Okay, so you do that sexy flirtacious smooch, what's next? She will have 4 reactions. Let's start off POSITIVE.

THE OH SNAP SHE'S REALLY INTO YOU REACTION (3/4 or 4/4 odds)

She likes your style
She likes your style
She wants to play
She wants to play

WHAT TO DO: Approach her 10-20 seconds after breaking the eye contact. Compliment her and then feel free to ask her for her Snap, Insta, Facebook, etc. But if you feelin' like you want to almost guarantee that she doesn't ghost you, get her number and rarely text her, call her instead. If she's really into you, she will chit chat. She will think you're different.

SHE MIGHT BE TURNED ON REACTION (3/4 odds)

Id smash
I'd smash
Id smash too
I'd smash too

WHAT TO DO (Same text as the first reaction): Approach her 10-20 seconds after breaking the eye contact. Compliment her and then feel free to ask her for her Snap, Insta, Facebook, etc. But if you feelin' like you want to almost guarantee that she doesn't ghost you, get her number and rarely text her, call her instead. If she's really into you, she will chit chat. She will think you're different.

SHE MIGHT LIKE YA REACTION (50/50 odds)

She looks away
She looks away

WHAT TO DO: This happens often but not too often, it's your call captain. It's a coin flip, It'd be easy to get away with her snapchat but most likely not her number. This is you dropping a hook in the water, girls will see it and look away like you would if a girl stared you down. It's totally natural and your chances aren't less! You got a fair shot. Go compliment her and ask for a social media. Phone number if you got nothing to lose in the situation.

DUDE WHAT THE HELL REACTION (0 or 1/4)

"Ugh men"
"Ugh men"

WHAT TO DO: A lot of people in this world are too tensed up, too spoiled or feel victimized (feminists) or are just boring. Or having a bad day, or they can misinterpret your intentions. It's not your fault (as long as you don't do the smooch two times or act creepy by too much stares or follows or you're in a creepy setting) Just feel good about it, because she is scared of your "gun" (your penis) That's how I think of it. You just gotta go and repeat this action with other women and you'll see the drastic differences after one more or few! Now for the last simple step.

Step Three

Do this with every cutie that looks at you. Gives experience and confidence in your masculinity. And you'll be a charm.

Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!

Go live your dream while you're young and get all the fun, friend girls and girl friends and of course if you have bad luck during this, It makes for a funny story to tell. You got it hot shot, go.

Signing out,

Mr.Dangerous

What to do when you see a hottie looking at you [BRO YOU'LL FEEL GOOD WHETHER SHE REJECTS OR NOT]
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