Girls, What's the weirdest rabbit hole you've stumbled down?

[Anonymous]

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Thinking back, I probably have a lot of them.
How about I pick one from my 20s though?
I think I was around 23 or 24 at the time, but
Seven Nation Army had just come out.

Practiced that song for weeks for this girl Olivia that was into that kind of music.
Sent her a letter promising her something cool
Three weeks of practice and I think I'm ready.

I couldn't have been more wrong... lmao
Started to play and everything sounded off.

All that work... for nothing. I was embarrassed.

Really it was my fault for even trying to play it.
After all, I had never played an instrument lol
Bought this sweet bass guitar and things like a
Bose amplifier just to invite her to watch while
I played this song. She sorta laughed sweetly.
Terrible response for my ego though.

Half a month later, I tried onto do it once more.
Olivia unfortunately wanted no part of it sadly.
Life did teach me one thing about this though.
Every story starts with the first letter, I guess.

Literally it goes down from there.
Olivia never talked to me again after that.
Learned I can't tune a bass, but I can tuna fish.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I hate everything now... this post is ruined 😔

[Asker]

You are silly why ruined? ;)

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Because one of my lines didn't format correctly

[Ez-Bri-Z]

The thing basically tells you the joke. Every story starts with the first letter and goes down from there.

The problem is in the second paragraph the word Olivia was supposed to be the first word in the second line but it didn't format correctly. Otherwise read the first letter of each line

[PaynefulPleasures]

Life in general is my rabbit hole 😉

[Asker]

Down deep into the darkness

[PaynefulPleasures]

Black hole 🕳️