Ever been pantsed by your spouse?

I'm assuming that you've told her you don't like it, her pantsing you is unacceptable, that she must stop, and if she doesn't that you will pants her. She may ignore that threat, so if she continues, next time the two of you are with friends (not out in public around strangers), follow through with the threat and pants her. She won't think it's funny anymore.
That's not funny, it's abusive. You are just a toy for her. End this and meet an adult.
@EmmaMary
I know you gave the award away for the day but...
Congratulations on winning a Troll of the day award.
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Is she for realz? That is so disrespectful too your relationship. Best advice: Please leave that child alone and wait until God sends the right one (ADULT). Or u can search for her. Good luck!
Sounds like your fantasy is humiliation.
gtfo troll
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