15 Foods That Made Me Give Up On Humanity

[ghostqueen]

1. Mayo On French Fries

Is the world not a bad enough place?

2. Black Licorice

I died inside the first and last time I ate black licorice. Never again.

3. Spam

Do I even have to elaborate? I think not.

4. Ambrosia Salad

Ambrosia salad is the most ridiculous mixture of foods. Mixing cool whip, marshmallows, and fruit sounds like something made in a toddler's fever dream.

5. Peanuts in Coke

This doesn't sit right with my soul.

6. Olive Loaf

It's like the meat version of fruit cake.

7. Koolickles

Kool-Aid soaked pickles is the type of thing a pregnant alien craves.

8. Canned Burger

9. Canned Roasted Chicken

10. Canned Pig Brain

My exact thoughts on these canned disasters are...

11. Milt/Cod Sperm

Yumm. The perfect meal for a sperm lover.

12. Meatloaf Rat

Just when I thought meatloaf couldn't get any worse.

13. Shrimp Jello Salad

I love shrimp with a passion but this is a crime. Jello salads in general are a complete fail.

14. Hákarl

Did you know rotten shark meat is Iceland's national dish?

15. Pig Blood

Congealed pig blood is considered a legit meal to some. I came across a recipe for pig blood and kidney soup in the process of writing this... I'm done.

[ultimega]

And I thought orcha and cows feet was bad...

[CoffeeWC]

What have I just seen?

[ghostqueen]

A disaster. 😂

[CoffeeWC]

This makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[ghostqueen]

I'm sorry. I left a lot out. Trust me, I've seen some fucked up shit.

[CoffeeWC]

really fucked up.

[USA1960]

While I have never had the opportunity to try " Balut " a dish loved by many in the Philippines, I just don't believe I'd chow down on one of these. Yes, that's an Almost Hatched, baby duck. = Balut.

[ghostqueen]

That was gonna be the 15th one but I just didn't wanna see that nasty thing. 😖

[USA1960]

lol : )

[PrincessPie]

I'm sorry ghostqueen please don't hate me...
I love mayo on my fries lol
the rest i find gross af except for liquorice lol
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[ghostqueen]

No waaay. That is so wrong. 😂

[PrincessPie]

Yeah as i don't like ketchup :P lol

[ghostqueen]

*Gasp* Princess, stop it!

[Coconut_Man]

@ghostqueen she's weird. Who eats mayo on fries and hates ketchup.

[CubsterShura]

Only the shark meat makes a bit of sense to me. In those regions they do not have a huge variety of fish and veggies, as far as I know but shark meat does have a lot of nutrients needed for them.

While I understand that some foods are plainly disgusting to us, those who eat it have nothing against it. And blood, cow blood is drank regularly by some African tribes, cause blood does contain many nutrients as well.

Speaking of disgusting food, I don't eat pork and anything pork is disgusting to me, yet most people on earth are completely fine with eating it. Not only that, but if I talk about why I dislike it you guys will find me weird. So these are just unpopular foods and nothing more.

And why even make fun of other people's food choices/cuisines... Everyone's shit stinks equally bad in the end 💩

[ghostqueen]

We all have our opinions.

[CubsterShura]

Exactly. I just feel like only because I find something very appealing doesn't mean that it is the same to someone else!

[CubsterShura]

Very unappealing, I mean 😅

[ghostqueen]

Yeah. This take was for fun and is about my opinion. People can feel how they want about whatever they eat.

[CubsterShura]

I understand.

[readywriter]

I agree about the inerds of the animals. Fried pork brains smell so bad. After my dad got home from WWII he would not allow Spam into the house. He was serious about it. I've never herd of those things in jello. They look gross.
But I like licorice and peanuts in coke is great.

[Quintessence]

I love how the listed foods got progressively worse, lol.

The first few were passable, but past the Koolickles, it was just one nope after another. (Exceptfor the jello salad--not appetizing, but not vomit-inducing either--and the Meatload Rat--that one actually looks kind of cute to me).

I've had the last one, and I can attest that it is, in fact, revolting.

[JimRSmith]

That is truly foul... and we're just about to eat...

[ghostqueen]

Oops. 😬

[JimRSmith]

Oh, don't get me wrong - you're not to blame - my choice to click through, lol

[MsMusic]

I'll eat ambroisa salad. I have a sweet tooth.

But omg, the rest. No thanks. My family always bought spam when we were hard on cash and tried to make me eat spam sandwiches with cheese and baloney.

I question their taste buds sometimes

[themetalhead]

holy mother of god... *facepalm* how is it possible for any of that to exist? XD

[ghostqueen]

It's a really horrible world lol.

[Titus1]

Here's one, broccoli and hard boiled eggs.

[ghostqueen]

Yuck! I know someone who eats boiled eggs with lettuce... and salad dressing. 😣

[just_tired]

Disagree with 1, 2 and 15, but other than that wonderfully disgusting list xD

[ghostqueen]

15? Ick.

[just_tired]

Blood sausage and blood pancakes are awesome! ;P

[ghostqueen]

Blood pancakes? Your name should be just_sick.

[just_tired]

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[Porcelaine]

Most of there were disgusting. but I LOVE mayonnaise on fries, depends where you live though in some countries mayo tastes gross. And olive loaf is very creative and useful, if someone liked taste of olives in their sandwich, imagine what a mess it would be trying to put whole or cut up olives in there. noone would want to cause they're too salty, messy and would keep falling out. Olive loaf has the perfect solution with such thin slices of olives. ;D

[Political_dude]

I hate you ghostqueen. Thanks for ruining my life take by take

[ghostqueen]

I love you. 😘

[WiggleWasser]

I agree that most of those are just plain nasty. However, spam and ambrosia salad aren't bad. And peanuts in Coke rules!

[ghostqueen]

Shame on you, sir.

[Anonymous]

While I disagree about licorice and the fruit salad, all the others are gross XP

[ghostqueen]

We can agree to disagree about the marshmallow mess.

[Coconut_Man]

They are all gross.
Can you do a normal Take where I don't feel sick...😛😂

[ghostqueen]

Lmao I tried the other day and gave myself a headache. 😂

[InTimoreDei]

Ambrosia Salad and Black Licorice are really good. And I had shark meat before. It's different and very chewy. The rest, though, make me want to barf.

[Giacomanzo]

The first one comes from the fact that there is a difference in European Mayonnaise and American Mayonnaise. A friend of mine from Texas told me that American's is sweet, which made no sense to me. But I see why you cannot put that on fries.

[2opaz]

I do the coke with peanuts thing lol

but i prefer using dr pepper

[ghostqueen]

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[2opaz]

lmao you're funny

[ghostqueen]

And you're scary.

[2opaz]

Thank you

[hellotherex]

A more literal response to your question would be Shark's Fin!

[Shutupman]

Fries were invented in Belgium and are mostly eaten with mayo. So... No it's how it's supposed to be eaten

[ghostqueen]

Eat it how you want.

[Shutupman]

Of course but it's not a weird combination, mayo/ketchup/samurai/andalouse are all sauces that are great on fries. Perhaps the mayo you guys have sucks.

[ghostqueen]

I mean these are the things I personally hate. The mayo is fine but in small amounts and far from my fries.