How Do You Eat Corn On The Cob?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I Eat Corn On The Cob LEFT To RIGHT.

I Eat Corn On The Cob RIGHT To LEFT.

I Eat Corn On The Cob From TOP To BOTTOM.

I Eat Corn On The Cob From BOTTOM To TOP.

I Take A Knife & Cut All The Corn Off.

I Don’t Like Corn On The Cob.

Other/Donkeys & Ponies.

[purplepoppy]

Deep throat it then pull it out slowly while biting down gently letting the sweet salty goodness run down my throat

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Just the thought of that is turning my mind into popcorn & do you like lube I mean butter on your corn?

[purplepoppy]

Of course, and must be served warm

[EmmaMary]

I actually had to pretend I was eating one before answering this... Left to Right.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are probably not the only one that had to pretend & as for me I thought of the question when I was eating corn on the cob.

[EmmaMary]

@Static_In_The_Attic So please may I ask how you eat yours?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You & I are in the same boat as they say & I eat corn on the cob left to right & next time I eat corn on the cob I’m going to try eating it right to left. From time to time I take a knife & cut the corn off.

[EmmaMary]

@Static_In_The_Attic It would seem apparent that we are definitely in the same boat, as from time to time I too take a knife and fork to cut all the corn off.
Incidentally to you smear a good amount of butter on yours before anything else?

[EmmaMary]

I meant to have added that honey also makes this a delicious dish.

[EmmaMary]

Thank you so much @Static_In_The_Attic for the MHGirl.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are welcome.

[DizzyDesii]

Roll it in Louisiana hot sauce and eat it from the side then roll as i eat

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A friend of mine at work brought in Cajun corn on the cob & it had a good kick to it.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea i usually dont like cajun style spices on the corn. But louisiana hot sauce us a good fit

[Aakash_Hangargi]

We usually use lemon and chilli , then rub that lemon on the roasted corn.

Some people put green chilli paste and also some put butter on roasted corn.

Or you could just boil corn and add a pinch of salt.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

And eat exactly as the gif you added 😂🤣👌

[DizzyDesii]

@Aakash_Hangargi i used to add lots of salt and butter but the hot sauce makes up for it

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Nice 👌

[WhiteSteve]

Lmao, this reminded me of when we used to say stuff like “that guy looks like he eats corn on the cob the long way”, but I don’t think you’re supposed to say that anymore in 2021. It was a good line, once, in a less sensitive time😂 But yeah, I think I start left and move right, and roll it upwards as I start a new “row.”

[Jjpayne]

I don't know which side I start from but I do prefer to do it with the yellow plastic corn cobs at the end when I do eat it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Nice photo & those corn cob dinosaur holders are awesome.

[Jjpayne]

It was pretty excited when I found that! I want one now myself 😅

[jennifer_bloom]

For some reason I love to look at images of cartoon corn and imitation corn through plastic toys cause it’s the first toy I remember being exposed to when I was 4 years old.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It brings up some good memories & when you were four did you have a little fake kitchen?

[jennifer_bloom]

No, I lived in China at 4 and put home was very small. I only had three toys when I first came to Canada: A grey teddy bear, a yellow and white stuffed dog, and a colouring game my parents downloaded onto their computer. In China I had a green and white necklace and a children’s cassette and the fake corn toy and a fake fishing game.

[NamerOfStars]

I zigzag back and forth, moving the cob from side to side as I clear it. But I start by moving it left to right.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Left to right, me too & the next time you eat corn on the cob try right to left.

[NamerOfStars]

@AndreaNabee CORN, you silly bot! With a C!

[Lynx122]

I start in the middle and go to the right and then eat the other half afterwards :)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The half & half deal, very nice.

[COMMODOREII]

I eat it like this. 😎

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Dh5MDvbL8fo

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Watching this video they eat corn on the cob right to left, nice video as well.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Pick up the corn start from top rotating the corn going to the bottom

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You’re a top to bottom corn on the cob eater. Nice.

[Likes2drive]

Usually left to right or I take a knife and cut it all off

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The knife trick works & from time to time I cut the corn off as well & the next time you eat corn on the cob try eating it right to left.

[Likes2drive]

That would be awkward, lol

[Inexpensivefurniture]

I deathroat the entire cob and when I pull it out the corn has been removed.

[jshm2]

Diagonally, like a proper human being.

Also, with butter and ranch sauce slathered on.

[Massageman]

Aw, c'mon - really? lol

Left to right, on a rotating spiral, like a spiral-cut ham.

[Tomtom9090]

people consciously pay attention to which direction they read the corn?

[Sevenpointfive]

i put it down my throat like a pony stalk that i need to shuck cuz daddie's tractor ran out of gas and he's too far away to see

[Flower7]

Left to right for me.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Left to right it is & next time you eat corn on the cob I have a little challenge for you & you should try eating it from right to left.

[DamnSam]

I hold it sideways, starting on the smaller end. Rack out just a single line, then step 3 lines up and pluck them with my upper front teeth, step 3 lines and go opposite direction... and so on...

[PaynefulPleasures]

Yup I'm a cutter I don't know why but I've always cut the kernels off

[douride2]

Most times I take a knife & cut it all off.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

From time to time I do the same.

[douride2]

If I try to eat it straight off the cob it gets stuck between my front teeth.

[Iron_Man]

Just like that I pick it up and eat it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Well said Iron.

[Iron_Man]

Thanks

[Wise4myage]

Mmmm, can't wait for the sweet corn crop this summer.